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What's the funniest, strangest status update you have ever read
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Or Maybe just memorable for other reasons.Read one today.
"The sun maybe out,but,this naughty vampire is waiting for her next delicious bite "
Hahaha class  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love the :
“Just had a meet with *insert make username, such a hottie with a big cock who gave me it heavy stinkin”
Posted by unverified female account 2 hours old |
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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Newly joined memeber: ....5 hrs later...what a great meet
Like people find meets like that oh and they are verified within a day of joining
No in the real (fab) world
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Easy enough if you’re a woman  |
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I assume nobody ever reads them so I just post song lyrics or movie quotes... Every now and then someone messages to tell me where a particular quote's from and those people are often the ones I get on well with |
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By *Booboo-Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Need my balls drained! Like yeah that's going to have every female fighting to do it! More like BLOCK!
*THIS* "
I get regular offers to have my balls drained but they are never from women. Maybe he's looking for a guy to do it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Funniest one I ever saw was " if you are looking for a wee fat boldy guy with a tiny dick, look no further. I'm your man"
I've always wondered how he got on. "
IM DOING WELL THANKS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy recently ranting badly worded about him admitting to having sex that he had paid for and why. Not sure who he was admitting it to. Maybe thought he was at church confessing his sins. |
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