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Pissing in a bottle while driving on a long journey because you're too lazy to pull over and use a bush.
Or peeling the wax from a baby-bell then putting the cheese under your foreskin to pretend "the hamster" has a mouthful!  |
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"Pissing in a bottle while driving on a long journey because you're too lazy to pull over and use a bush.
Or peeling the wax from a baby-bell then putting the cheese under your foreskin to pretend "the hamster" has a mouthful! "
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" ...only seems fair.
If it were possible for women to become men for one day, what would you like them to experience??
A nagging partner .
Special awareness .
Proper pay .  "
Special awareness....do you mean like mind reading and shit? |
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" ...only seems fair.
If it were possible for women to become men for one day, what would you like them to experience??
A nagging partner .
Special awareness .
Proper pay .
Special awareness....do you mean like mind reading and shit? "
Spacial  ( had awoken uncomfortably painkiller kicking in now ) |
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"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men
I've seen this in real life. It's not nice."
thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it |
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"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men
I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it"
sometimes I think they are so used to doing it they don't even notice they re doing it |
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"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men
I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it"
Nae bother.
Am no shagging ye though. Just putting that out there |
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"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men
I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it
Nae bother.
Am no shagging ye though. Just putting that out there "
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"How casually/cruelly even sometime s some women play with/ use men
I've seen this in real life. It's not nice.thanks for acknowledging as I said not exclusively women but so disappointing when someone you really like and who you think feels same does it
Nae bother.
Am no shagging ye though. Just putting that out there :-im in post shagging phase thank you for the non offer thoD"
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It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......
Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".
Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.
Itchy balls in public.
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"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......
Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".
Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.
Itchy balls in public.
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Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid! |
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"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......
Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".
Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.
Itchy balls in public.
Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!"
Cunto!!! You asked the question. |
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"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......
Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".
Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.
Itchy balls in public.
Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!
Cunto!!! You asked the question. "
I did.
But you moan like a woman. |
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"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......
Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".
Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.
Itchy balls in public.
Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!
Cunto!!! You asked the question.
I did.
But you moan like a woman."
Typical woman. Ask a man a question then moan when answers.
You know orgasms were created so women can still moan even when they are happy. |
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"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......
Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".
Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.
Itchy balls in public.
Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!
Cunto!!! You asked the question.
I did.
But you moan like a woman.
Typical woman. Ask a man a question then moan when answers.
You know orgasms were created so women can still moan even when they are happy. "
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"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......
Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".
Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.
Itchy balls in public.
Aww, dry yer eyes baw heid!
Cunto!!! You asked the question.
I did.
But you moan like a woman.
Typical woman. Ask a man a question then moan when answers.
You know orgasms were created so women can still moan even when they are happy.
Good one "
Christ, your thread is as popular as the one I started. |
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"Washing your foreskin 
He gets me to wash his so I feel your pain.
Hanging it on the line to dry is your favourite though . "
This pegging thought has me wincing more than than the normal pegging threads! |
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For me it would be the experience I had after being circumcised. I would like all women to experience the embarrassment and shame I felt when, one week post op, I’m away to pee in my pals house, wully still all swollen and stitched up.
I can hear myself splashing about, I can feels it coming out but I looks down and I don’t sees it going into the toilet. It was, infact, skooshing out my peehole as a perfect 90° angle to my left and my pish was hitting my pals white painted wall.
One full roll of big paper used to sook it all up….I still had to admit it.
I want you all to experience the utter brass neck of it, and if you survive with your head held high….we would make great pals! |
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The pressure of trying to get it up and for whatever reason being (most likely a wank before hand) it isn't happening.
Likewise, a hard on at the most inconvenient times and the readjustments you have to make subtly |
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"Just on the subject of pain, has any of you guys had the snip and what was your experience? Mine didn't go well. It was a comedy of errors. "
Thought that said snp to start with. Yeah - had a threesome with Sturgeon and Yousaf a few years back.
Snip - Mine went fine. Walked a bit funny for a week or so. That's shite that professionals performed a comedy of errors for yours. Hope the fuckers got the sack, at least!! |
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My snip was painful under local anethestic felt every cut and pull. Anethestic doesn't work well with me. So had the 3 sperm test after the snip and the third came back with live sperm still in my cum. Had to go through it all again |
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My snip didn't go well.
Strated cutting before the local anesthetic kicked in so I felt everything. Then he let go of the vas deferens 3 times and it shot up into me like a snapped guitar string each time. So after digging around inside me like I was a fab member being fisted, he then finished that side and stiched me up before starting the other side. Where it was a repeat of the shit show.
During recovery I got an infection so there was that to deal with. Now, 3 years later, I get frequent pain in the nuts and abdomen like I've been kicked in the balls. Apparently common when the seal the tubes with the wee stoppers instead of tying or burning them closed.
So yeh, not the best experience. |
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After a long military tour away from your princess and as you walk across the tarmac you see her...
She runs up to you, jumps in your arms; the most sweet smelling bundle of love and softness you have ever known. You squeeze her with the hardest softness you can contain, tears rolling down your cheeks and for a few moments the horrors of the world just disappear.
Best feeling in the world.
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"It would take more than a day for them to appreciate the lasting affects of it but......
Listening to women complain about the non existent "gender pay gap".
Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
The expectation to treat women equally but also be chivalrous.
Itchy balls in public.
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Having every point of view in a debate shut down with "typical straight cis male".
C'mon, nobody said that.
More likely, typical male or man. |
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"Swinging your boaby round like a propeller.
Let's face it, that's the first thing you'd do
I'd be decapitating my neighbours' tulips from my back garden it would be that big "
Quite right, no point going half measures. Having a big penis can open doors. But that takes a lot of practice |
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A kick in the balls.
