The only thing that annoys me slightly is "professional....". Not so much because it's cringey but more because I find it rather pretentious.
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"The only thing that annoys me slightly is "professional....". Not so much because it's cringey but more because I find it rather pretentious.
I don't care if you're a bin man or a business woman. If we get along, we get along."
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"The only thing that annoys me slightly is "professional....". Not so much because it's cringey but more because I find it rather pretentious.
I don't care if you're a bin man or a business woman. If we get along, we get along."
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Its more the dodgy pictures that make me cringe,a dirty auld pair of knickers or boxers in the background,or some couple banging,with there faces blanked oot for privacy, right next to there wedding photo on the mantle piece  |
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Genuine, treat them right - unclear what else to say
Professional - a lot of us have jobs, think it's used as an excuse and does dound pretentious as already said
Can lick pussy for hours - no you can't or are clearly doing it wrong.
Though these and many like them are better than a blank Profile. |
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"Attractive, Professional couple"
Bad
But statutes such as
"Magaluf are you ready for us" , or "who fancies a Blackpool invasion"
Definitely the worst. Would actually make me consider blocking someone cause I cringe so hard it makes me uncomfortable |
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I cringe a bit when I see couples write the wee speel about one another..
"She's a gorgeous, sassy, firecracker who can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe..."
"He's a handsome, hung Adonis who fucks like stallion.."
Gie ma heid peace. |
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"Just for a laugh… the most cringy things on profiles.
I’ll start…
I don’t bite, unless you ask me to!  "
Feet pics. Turn me off right away.
Male profiles where every pic is a dick pic. Throw on some shorts. Tease with a towel just out the shower. A nice bum shot.
On and age range 18 to 99. Screams to me that they will fuck anyone to me |
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"Genuine, treat them right - unclear what else to say
Professional - a lot of us have jobs, think it's used as an excuse and does dound pretentious as already said
Can lick pussy for hours - no you can't or are clearly doing it wrong.
Though these and many like them are better than a blank Profile. "
I've never thought of professional as a bad thing so good feedback there. I think mine says all face pics are private due to profession/privacy. I'll need to sort that out |
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"Genuine, treat them right - unclear what else to say
Professional - a lot of us have jobs, think it's used as an excuse and does dound pretentious as already said
Can lick pussy for hours - no you can't or are clearly doing it wrong.
Though these and many like them are better than a blank Profile.
I've never thought of professional as a bad thing so good feedback there. I think mine says all face pics are private due to profession/privacy. I'll need to sort that out "
It's your profile mind. How you conduct yourself in your messages and on the forum says a lot more than one wee line on your profile that we're all being picky about 
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"Just for a laugh… the most cringy things on profiles.
I’ll start…
I don’t bite, unless you ask me to!
Feet pics. Turn me off right away.
Male profiles where every pic is a dick pic. Throw on some shorts. Tease with a towel just out the shower. A nice bum shot.
On and age range 18 to 99. Screams to me that they will fuck anyone to me"
Yeah, the last one is a bit  ...I always interpret that as "I would pump your teenage daughter or your great granny as long as she was still warm". |
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"I cringe a bit when I see couples write the wee speel about one another..
"She's a gorgeous, sassy, firecracker who can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe..."
"He's a handsome, hung Adonis who fucks like stallion.."
Gie ma heid peace. "
This!! |
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"Just for a laugh… the most cringy things on profiles.
I’ll start…
I don’t bite, unless you ask me to!
Feet pics. Turn me off right away.
Male profiles where every pic is a dick pic. Throw on some shorts. Tease with a towel just out the shower. A nice bum shot.
On and age range 18 to 99. Screams to me that they will fuck anyone to me
Yeah, the last one is a bit ...I always interpret that as "I would pump your teenage daughter or your great granny as long as she was still warm"."
I'm not even sure on the warm thing... |
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"“Come and say hello” or “has to be over 6 foot”. Why do they have to be over 6 foot? "
I mean, we could start seeing guys staying “must be under 65kg…’”
doubt it would be popular.. |
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"The use of the following:
Mmmmmmmmmm
‘Panties’
I also get a bit overly dramatic when I see the demand for 6ft and over. I hate being smol "
I hate "mmmmmm" if we ever get that as a message I just can't reply. Drives me bonkers
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By *xl PoseMan
over a year ago
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"Just for a laugh… the most cringy things on profiles.
I’ll start…
I don’t bite, unless you ask me to!
Feet pics. Turn me off right away.
Male profiles where every pic is a dick pic. Throw on some shorts. Tease with a towel just out the shower. A nice bum shot.
On and age range 18 to 99. Screams to me that they will fuck anyone to me
Yeah, the last one is a bit ...I always interpret that as "I would pump your teenage daughter or your great granny as long as she was still warm"."
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Profiles that have nothing on there, but they constantly put up a status that reads "come on guys, give us something interesting to read/stand out/put effort in" how about you get the same amount of effort as you have put in!! |
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"“Come and say hello” or “has to be over 6 foot”. Why do they have to be over 6 foot?
I mean, we could start seeing guys staying “must be under 65kg…’”
doubt it would be popular.. "
Actually, that is a fair point. There was a thread in The Lounge about body shaming and people automatically started talking about weight. You could argue that someone has more control over that than their height! |
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"Panties & Daddy used in any part of the name, status or message make me go ewwwwww. Panties is just a total cringe word to me. Will never call anyone Daddy  "
What do you call, not grannies pants, not thongs, or g strings? Curious, cos the test go into the panties category for me |
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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago
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"Panties & Daddy used in any part of the name, status or message make me go ewwwwww. Panties is just a total cringe word to me. Will never call anyone Daddy
What do you call, not grannies pants, not thongs, or g strings? Curious, cos the test go into the panties category for me"
Just pants. Simple pants. Panties just sounds creepy and Pervy and like something a wee girl wears. Just my opinion but it makes me boak. I don’t see shops that are not American owned with signs up saying “panties” I know across the pond it’s just normal as pants are trousers, but not here. |
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"Professional clean", especially like that with no punctuation. You wash yourself for a living? Only when you're working? Why does anyone need to feel the need to call out they're not constantly clarted in the first place?
Besides, I'm personally quite partial to a bit of casual filth...
Oh, and "discrete"...  |
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"Panties & Daddy used in any part of the name, status or message make me go ewwwwww. Panties is just a total cringe word to me. Will never call anyone Daddy
What do you call, not grannies pants, not thongs, or g strings? Curious, cos the test go into the panties category for me
Just pants. Simple pants. Panties just sounds creepy and Pervy and like something a wee girl wears. Just my opinion but it makes me boak. I don’t see shops that are not American owned with signs up saying “panties” I know across the pond it’s just normal as pants are trousers, but not here. "
Yep, I’d throw knickers in there as an acceptable replacement.
I see guys on these forums throwing the word ‘Panties’ about like frisbees and I do, at times, wonder what gory things might be on their hard drives… |
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"Genuine, treat them right - unclear what else to say
Professional - a lot of us have jobs, think it's used as an excuse and does dound pretentious as already said
Can lick pussy for hours - no you can't or are clearly doing it wrong.
Though these and many like them are better than a blank Profile.
I've never thought of professional as a bad thing so good feedback there. I think mine says all face pics are private due to profession/privacy. I'll need to sort that out "
I'm sure it's not meant to be that way and we can all read things differently to how they are meant to read. It's only my thoughts on it as many folk on here may have issues jobwise if they were to find out. Everyone writes their profile to fit with themselves and no real right or wrong. Not a criticism and for some it's prob true. |
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"Panties & Daddy used in any part of the name, status or message make me go ewwwwww. Panties is just a total cringe word to me. Will never call anyone Daddy
What do you call, not grannies pants, not thongs, or g strings? Curious, cos the test go into the panties category for me
Just pants. Simple pants. Panties just sounds creepy and Pervy and like something a wee girl wears. Just my opinion but it makes me boak. I don’t see shops that are not American owned with signs up saying “panties” I know across the pond it’s just normal as pants are trousers, but not here. "
I can get that, a few words do that for me too but not that one. I guess we all have our littl3 quirks |
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""Attractive, Professional couple"
Bad
But statutes such as
"Magaluf are you ready for us" , or "who fancies a Blackpool invasion"
Definitely the worst. Would actually make me consider blocking someone cause I cringe so hard it makes me uncomfortable "
The amount of people who put that type of status up but don't think to change their location |
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"Panties & Daddy used in any part of the name, status or message make me go ewwwwww. Panties is just a total cringe word to me. Will never call anyone Daddy
What do you call, not grannies pants, not thongs, or g strings? Curious, cos the test go into the panties category for me"
drawers. |
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People who set high standards in their profile requirements, but then have pictures taken in what is presumably their home, but looks like an absolute shithole where you wouldn't take your shoes off, never mind your trousers |
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"The words ...heavy cummer ,
,cum used instead of come
Toilet bowl willy pics .
And any slut/tart/ calling like that"
Looking for heavy cummers is an instant no from me, how are you meant to know if you are? Sit and inspect it? Weigh it? |
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Dad jokes eh?
"I find it funny when someone has on there profile I hate time wasters or no time wasters as if thats going to defer them.
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You know what was a complete waste of time? When two Londoners went to donate sperm. One came on the bus and the other missed the tube…. |
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Not going to lie, had to go back and do a quick scan of my profile to see what I'd written!
Interesting to hear other people's "turn offs"!
For me, anything that can show a little bit of personality goes a long way |
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"Dad jokes eh?
I find it funny when someone has on there profile I hate time wasters or no time wasters as if thats going to defer them.
You know what was a complete waste of time? When two Londoners went to donate sperm. One came on the bus and the other missed the tube…. "
Tired mind typing out haha I meant putting I hate timewasters or asking for no time waster isn't going to stop the time wasters messaging
haha
I knew a gal who use to work at a sperm bank she got fired for drinking on the job |
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"The only thing that annoys me slightly is "professional....". Not so much because it's cringey but more because I find it rather pretentious.
I don't care if you're a bin man or a business woman. If we get along, we get along."
My pet hate too. |
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"Just for a laugh… the most cringy things on profiles.
I’ll start…
I don’t bite, unless you ask me to!
Feet pics. Turn me off right away.
Male profiles where every pic is a dick pic. Throw on some shorts. Tease with a towel just out the shower. A nice bum shot.
On and age range 18 to 99. Screams to me that they will fuck anyone to me
Yeah, the last one is a bit ...I always interpret that as "I would pump your teenage daughter or your great granny as long as she was still warm". "
Which is we reduced the top age to 80. Yer granny is great, but your great granny is pushing it a bit. |
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"Panties & Daddy used in any part of the name, status or message make me go ewwwwww. Panties is just a total cringe word to me. Will never call anyone Daddy
What do you call, not grannies pants, not thongs, or g strings? Curious, cos the test go into the panties category for me drawers."
Skids. |
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When you read a status from male or female saying my bed was soaking after our filthy sex and show pics of it on bedsheets stained or a mattress and dirty backgrounds in pics where you should wipe ur feet coming out
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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago
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"Boaby emerging from a jungle over the toilet pics!
Oh and statuses stating: need ma baws drained any offers.
Aye son all the women of fab are falling over themselves to get to yer rancid sac!"
I honestly wonder every time I read something like this, does it ever actually work. Are there women on here, unlike me and you clearly lol, who see that and go “ooooooh let me please”
It’s when they go “looking for the best offers” as well |
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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago
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"Profiles full of negatives, what they aren’t looking for.
Or
Profiles looking for folk who are in the top 1 percentile, when they are in the 99th percentile themselves. "
Who determines who is in what percentile thought? Surely with everyone having different taste, that’s impossible to determine? One woman’s trash is another ones treasure lol |
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We think it's when a profile has warnings on them...
"Fab is now a trading body....ect"
Or
WARNING: This profile either in its entirety or any part there of including photographs must not be copied, quoted or used by any person, institution, company or agency. The content of the profile remains our property both real and intellectual. By posting this profile I do not waive my human rights to privacy under article 8.1 & 8.2 of the European Convention. Legal action will be taken against any party who attempts any breach of data or violation of my rights.
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Seems some people posting on the Internet need +++reassurance and a small talk on the reality of posting anything..... you are not in control (it is an illusion).
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Profiles that state "must be able to hold a conversation" and yet when you message them and they reply, it's all one and two word replies with no real way of carrying the conversation forward.
If you don't like the person, don't reply. In order to hold a conversation, it requires two people. |
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""Proffessionals" who mispell it with two F's!
"can't accommodate" and "can't travel!"
"Not meeting, just chatting!"
That's like walking into a bar, looking at the price list, then going home!"
Exactly |
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