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Pick a pocket !!
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"Strawberry lube "Condoms and a can of deoderant | |||
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"sliver bullet and a black book crammed with phone numbers " an ipod full of music and dance shoes | |||
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"a cheeky wee chardonayand a black book red hot round the edges" Lol Heather ....A bottle of chardonnay and a pair of killer heels she can hardly walk in lol | |||
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"A set of anal beads ...used "Some condoms in case he gets lucky and some loose change | |||
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"Hopefully a hole lol " Condoms and my number  | |||
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"Hopefully a hole lol Condoms and my number "A pen and paper to take my number down lol x  | |||
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"chains "Saucy underwear | |||
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Saucy underwear "My engagement ring of course | |||
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Saucy underwear My engagement ring of course "There are no pockets in that underwear | |||
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Saucy underwear My engagement ring of course "A spair bra incase current one snaps | |||
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"oops to slow" There are definitely no pockets there to pick | |||
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"condoms keys mobile " a bottle of vodka and a chicken curry | |||
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"a bottle of chardonnay " A pink rabbit | |||
"a bottle of chardonnay A pink rabbit" Yes it is a gun in his pocket | |||
"a bottle of chardonnay A pink rabbit Yes it is a gun in his pocket "An inflatable mirror!!! | |||
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"knitted willy warmer" lol I just wrote that at the same time great minds think alike. x x lmao | |||
"knitted willy warmerlol I just wrote that at the same time great minds think alike. x x lmao" loads of ripped tights lol | |||
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"knitted willy warmer lol I just wrote that at the same time great minds think alike. x x lmao loads of ripped tights lol "they may be ripped miss dynamite but I had fun getting them ripped. go on give it a try, you will love it, I can come and show you f you wish x x x xx  | |||
"knitted willy warmer lol I just wrote that at the same time great minds think alike. x x lmao loads of ripped tights lol they may be ripped miss dynamite but I had fun getting them ripped. go on give it a try, you will love it, I can come and show you f you wish x x x xx "Fishnets | |||
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"a foxes glacier mint ,bus ticket and a 12 inch rubber dildo " Sounds like a right ticket to ride | |||
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"hopefully a hole so i could slip a finger in "A sponge for washing the car | |||
"hopefully a hole so i could slip a finger in A sponge for washing the car "A sonic screw driver | |||
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"hopefully a hole so i could slip a finger in A sponge for washing the car
A sonic screw driver "The Tardis keys | |||
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"spare pair sexy tights "Feather Duster | |||
"spare pair sexy tights
Feather Duster"List of bridesmaids lol | |||
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"a furry sweetie" Oi! Gimme my sweetie back lol. Is that an iPhone in your pocket? | |||
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"Lunch receipt...." Her last rolo | |||
"Lunch receipt.... Her last rolo "his car keys ..get in that car n come sort me out grrrrr | |||
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"20p, a tissue and a pocket rocket X" a spare gobble bauble lol | |||
"20p, a tissue and a pocket rocket Xa spare gobble bauble lol "Who cares as long as my hands are in her pockets | |||
"20p, a tissue and a pocket rocket Xa spare gobble bauble lol
Who cares as long as my hands are in her pockets "All the bridesmaids numbers in case things dont work out with us hehehe | |||
"20p, a tissue and a pocket rocket Xa spare gobble bauble lol
Who cares as long as my hands are in her pockets All the bridesmaids numbers in case things dont work out with us hehehe "In case we want them to join in you mean lol | |||
"20p, a tissue and a pocket rocket Xa spare gobble bauble lol
Who cares as long as my hands are in her pockets All the bridesmaids numbers in case things dont work out with us hehehe
In case we want them to join in you mean lol "How very dare u i aint sharing you with anyone once that rings on my finger ....well unless they very well hung that is | |||
"20p, a tissue and a pocket rocket Xa spare gobble bauble lol
Who cares as long as my hands are in her pockets All the bridesmaids numbers in case things dont work out with us hehehe
In case we want them to join in you mean lol How very dare u i aint sharing you with anyone once that rings on my finger ....well unless they very well hung that is "Is that silver in or out of luck then? | |||
"20p, a tissue and a pocket rocket Xa spare gobble bauble lol
Who cares as long as my hands are in her pockets All the bridesmaids numbers in case things dont work out with us hehehe
In case we want them to join in you mean lol How very dare u i aint sharing you with anyone once that rings on my finger ....well unless they very well hung that is
Is that silver in or out of luck then? "hahahaha ur bad | |||
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"Another pocket!!" Cakes n cookies | |||
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"boob tape to stop her dress slipping from her chest " vibrant red hair dye | |||
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"gloves to stop him putting his hand doon tnere "
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"all the new varieties of kit kat chunky" Confetti | |||
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"A hamster and some lube" A bra, pair of handcuffs, two phone numbers and an invitation | |||
"a handfull of midget gems..." A bagfull of sports mix | |||
"a handfull of midget gems...A bagfull of sports mix " Spare boxers | |||
"a handfull of midget gems...A bagfull of sports mix Spare boxers "A deerstalker hat | |||
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"A butt plug and some mints X" Hotel room key | |||
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"My phone number " | |||
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"Some guys phone no. phone and a jelly bean X" Lol! Jelly bean? x | |||
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"My room number!!" Mobile phone (last number dialed....mine ) | |||
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"nothing ! as ive already swipped any cash before i head to work hehe xxx" All my pound coins and a polly bag | |||
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"Boxers "Number for a local taxi driver | |||
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"instructions for a remote control egg "my hand now ive just slipped it in there ...ah so thats what pocket billyards feels like often wonderd | |||
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"a packet of popping candy "My god! You are a genius!!! Haven't had popping candy in years - share it with me please | |||
"Hair accessories " Tape for crutch handles | |||
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"Hair accessories Tape for crutch handles "Jockstrap - cos Fmuma gonna git ya | |||
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"a micro a dot and his latest mission on an exsploding i pod .. BANG!!!!!!!!" Latex catsuit, whip n stiletto boots | |||
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"Blindfold and ball gag" Hibs season ticket | |||
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"his minature penis pump "Fugy's penis pump | |||
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"i wouldnt pick his pocket ..just pintch his delish arse hehe x" My lip balm and boxers | |||
"i wouldnt pick his pocket ..just pintch his delish arse hehe x My lip balm and boxers "postcode to put in his shagnav | |||
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"her private diary ... ohhh my gosh !!! wow isnt that thing against the law ? surely the human body cant bend to do that that particular position!!!! ..lol xx"Lmao cheeky
A big black book of course | |||
"her private diary ... ohhh my gosh !!! wow isnt that thing against the law ? surely the human body cant bend to do that that particular position!!!! ..lol xxLmao cheeky
A big black book of course "im am purely jealous hunni x as for the black book its no even a postage stamp pmsl !!! ohhhh now what have i found in ur pocket now .....double ended dildo and some very cherry lube x | |||
"her private diary ... ohhh my gosh !!! wow isnt that thing against the law ? surely the human body cant bend to do that that particular position!!!! ..lol xxLmao cheeky
A big black book of course
im am purely jealous hunni x as for the black book its no even a postage stamp pmsl !!!
ohhhh now what have i found in ur pocket now .....double ended dildo and some very cherry lube x"Rumbled ok i want you there ive said it hehehehe | |||
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"temptress's knickers" The camera lol | |||
