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The weird and the bizarre !!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..
"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..
Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .
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"So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..
"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..
Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .
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That would explain a lot of what goes on on here actually! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..
"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..
Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .
That would explain a lot of what goes on on here actually!"
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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago
London - till 25th |
I had one chap want to take me to a county fair while wearing hunters wellies, then I would "make" him clean them off in the stables...
Another was a 22 yr old who wanted to "breed" me and be my "daddy".
Once I recovered from the bout of laughter, he was told to go and learn to read... |
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"So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..
"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..
Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .
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Maybe their in an open prison ? He could book a day room at hotel . Perhaps he’s an aff ies heid chancer .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bread guy will always be my fave ever.
First message asked me to buy white bread, chew it, spit it out and post it to him if he paid me £50.
For a change I was lost for words, when I refreshed the inbox he had sent me a second message:
“May I tempt you with a little bagel” alongside a selfie with said bagel.
Brilliant  |
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"Had one guy ask me to drink champagne and eat strawberries while I sat on his face and fart. Another asked me to shag his Great Dane. My block button worked overtime those days."
Now I'm wondering how he managed to get a d*unk great dane to sit on his face after you told him to bolt |
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"Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked"
Are you sure she was a woman? |
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"Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked
Are you sure she was a woman?"
Don’t get the joke? But yes she was |
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"Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked
Are you sure she was a woman?
Don’t get the joke? But yes she was "
It sounds like a guy's wank fantasy |
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"Got asked by a woman to fuck her whilst she was on phone to her partner in prison so she could tell him everything I was doing as I was doing it whilst him and his cell mate wanked
Are you sure she was a woman?
Don’t get the joke? But yes she was
Maybe it was his idea for her to do it?
It sounds like a guy's wank fantasy "
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
"So after being on site for 12 years and thinking I had seen it all. I get a mail saying and I quote ..
"I know this sounds a bit mad but I’m currently in HMP serving a sentence and was using fab when was out and have a phone in here so thought I’d have a look"..
Gotta say it's a first lol .. so got me thinking what's ur weird and bizarre's .
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Did he do a "who is nearby"? |
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By *innMan
over a year ago
edinburgh |
What happened to all the bizarre or taboo requests?
Nobody sharing for fear of being called fake by the the wee cleek.
I’ve had CNC which involved breaking into the house at night, cum on my wife’s toothbrush and men who wanted my dirty pants - ffs.
I’ve had some confessions (not religious before the wee cleek start) that have raised my eyebrows and dropped my jaw.
But hey let’s not judge
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