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Best and worst chat up lines?!
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The magic watch is a good one, but quite long, go up say you have the latest smart watch, has apps for banking, shopping, tell you heart rate, breathing pattern, blood pressure, and it can even tell me what colour of knickers you have on!" |
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My other favourite is "I saw you from the other side of the room and I just had to come and tell you, that I'd suck a fart out your arse".
As you can no doubt all tell I'm very single. I think this is the real world equivalent of FAB's "DTF?" messages. |
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Hopefully they play along and say go on then!
Do you look at it, press a button, look at them, look back at the watch and say "it says you're not wearing any? "
If she says no and flashes u it's a defo win, if she says that's amazing even better.
If she says Ur wrong you just say,ok -it's an hour fast!!! |
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"Me and my friends used to have a competition to see who could come up with the worst chat up line.
I think I won with "I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U""
I would run a mile from that one. Make me think yer riddled  |
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