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Take the closest thing to your right,and shove it up the arse of the person above

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Little bit of fun for a Friday,who knows you may find a fab friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

It would be either my glasses or a glass cup….you get a choice

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

A cushion.

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By *ustyWoman  over a year ago

inverclyde

A knitting needle...ouch

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

A lamp

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By *eachy400Woman  over a year ago

Muiravonside

A sun lounger lol

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By *amierebelMan  over a year ago

nae danger.

A fishing net

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By *hogun300Man  over a year ago

Dundee

A note pad and pencil

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By *exicolaMan  over a year ago

West Lothian

A packet of Crispy M&M's

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By *nswingfifeCouple  over a year ago

neverland

Jesus, an empty Glass. A & E here we come...

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman  over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

A mirror.

Some would find their head up there but I'm sure you're perfectly lovely

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple  over a year ago

Clydebank

My dog! He is only about 6 inches tall so could have been worse

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman  over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"My dog! He is only about 6 inches tall so could have been worse "

Woof

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By *rs Bi and Mr Her GuyCouple  over a year ago

Clydebank


"My dog! He is only about 6 inches tall so could have been worse

Woof "

lol

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

A 660ml bottle of Haverlee lager

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Your in luck ,a WISPA GOLD

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your in luck ,a WISPA GOLD "

I’m so so sorry, it’s the entire corner suite. Take it ya wee bitch x

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By *eedsanewusernameMan  over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...


"Your in luck ,a WISPA GOLD

I’m so so sorry, it’s the entire corner suite. Take it ya wee bitch x"

Erm. It's my bedroom window. I'll clean it first. Wee bit of lube and you're golden fella.

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By *hogun300Man  over a year ago

Dundee


"Your in luck ,a WISPA GOLD

I’m so so sorry, it’s the entire corner suite. Take it ya wee bitch x

Erm. It's my bedroom window. I'll clean it first. Wee bit of lube and you're golden fella. "

Leiaorgana's phone. Ring ring

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman  over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

Bowl of prawn cocktail crisps.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Mint source shower gel

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By *eamacCouple  over a year ago

fife

A radiator how hot is that

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman  over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"Mint source shower gel "

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan."

It stings though. First, and only time I ever washed my foreskin with that fucker

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By *exysoul888TV/TS  over a year ago

Newcastle


"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan."

Unfortunately it's a plate with a steak and chips on it... That's going to hurt!

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman  over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan.

Unfortunately it's a plate with a steak and chips on it... That's going to hurt! "

I'm off anal so will be funny having some meat in my arse again.

Barry M nail polish (velvet Red to be precise).

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mint source shower gel

Luckily I have a ring piece of steel so that's no even gonnae tickle the sides!

Dove gradual self tan.

Unfortunately it's a plate with a steak and chips on it... That's going to hurt!

I'm off anal so will be funny having some meat in my arse again.

Barry M nail polish (velvet Red to be precise)."

sorry I've changed seat's,its now a small cactus oofftt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can of cider

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can of cider "

Oh dear! It’s the rest of my toblerone. Il enjoy this…

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By *illnatMan  over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Xbox controller … oooft lol

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

Sky remote

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

My phone but you're in luck, it's set to vibrate for all notifications and, and play here comes the sun.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman  over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

A 6ft snoring man.

Brace yourself, this may nip a bit

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"A 6ft snoring man.

Brace yourself, this may nip a bit "

Tug him off then.

My glasses. Just to see if the eloquent words that come out of your mouth do start in your erse.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A 6ft snoring man.

Brace yourself, this may nip a bit

Tug him off then.

My glasses. Just to see if the eloquent words that come out of your mouth do start in your erse. "

A Hotub (I’m in the garden) lol

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"A 6ft snoring man.

Brace yourself, this may nip a bit

Tug him off then.

My glasses. Just to see if the eloquent words that come out of your mouth do start in your erse. A Hotub (I’m in the garden) lol "

My boabie, I'm tpyni eflt hnaedd.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s my dog, do I have to?

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh

A small bottle of Medical Grade Olive Oil, from the last time I had blocked ears

Mandy

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By *mooth shaftMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

A hot cup of coffee shoved up yer ass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A giant cushion... Sorry babe but this is going to be a bitch to lube up. I hope you have a high pain threshold.

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By *hogun300Man  over a year ago

Dundee


"A giant cushion... Sorry babe but this is going to be a bitch to lube up. I hope you have a high pain threshold."

Snap. A big cushion for you too.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"A giant cushion... Sorry babe but this is going to be a bitch to lube up. I hope you have a high pain threshold.

Snap. A big cushion for you too. "

A drum full of wet washing.

If anyone would like to hang it out for me it would be very much appreciated.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow


"A giant cushion... Sorry babe but this is going to be a bitch to lube up. I hope you have a high pain threshold.

Snap. A big cushion for you too.

A drum full of wet washing.

If anyone would like to hang it out for me it would be very much appreciated. "

On a domesticated front here “Kitchen Sink full of plates and cutlery”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sky remote.. sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A bottle of red Kola

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman  over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

A kettlebell.

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By *lasgowgent35Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

A floor standing lamp, it’s about 6ft

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A large bottle of madri

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

TV remote

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"TV remote "

^Ooooo Madri.

A fence post.

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By *anillagreenMan  over a year ago

Strabane

A fluffy red blanket

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

A roll of wrapping paper, better get the lube ready

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A guitar

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By *ettercallsaul118Man  over a year ago

Funtown

A Hb pencil .

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman  over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"A Hb pencil . "

Let me sharpen that for you. It's my party trick

My cat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s my 1l water bottle, brace yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lovely flute of prosecco

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It’s a virgin remote control be gentle with it .

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By *ip2Man  over a year ago

Near Maidenhead

It's a washing up brush handle. You'll probably enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A tub of feather down pillow spray

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By *helamontsCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Headphones ...

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Headphones ... "

A charger cable, it's plugged in. Ouchie.

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By *winfrozrMan  over a year ago

Carnoustie

You’re getting my guitar up the hoop. Sorry

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By *ookonthebrightside71Man  over a year ago

Glenrothes

Deodorant tin.

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

Cajun chicken pastie

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple  over a year ago

HereAndThere

Only thing on my right is Mrs sofadesroyer

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

A coffee machine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

My hard hat ooooffftttt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not my special Star Wars Rogue One heat sensitive coffee mug!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tv remote. Sorry mate. I’ll warm you up first

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"My hard hat ooooffftttt "

Your helmet ain't going anywhere near my *.

A pair of sunglasses.

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"My hard hat ooooffftttt

Your helmet ain't going anywhere near my *.

A pair of sunglasses. "

Garden table...ouch

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By *hogun300Man  over a year ago

Dundee


"My hard hat ooooffftttt

Your helmet ain't going anywhere near my *.

A pair of sunglasses.

Garden table...ouch"

My work radio.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Garden hoe, sorry I'll be gentle

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By *ooking4othersMan  over a year ago

Here ...


"Garden hoe, sorry I'll be gentle"

Can of ginger beer ... sorry

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By *rMountain1976Man  over a year ago

Alloa

A bread knife with a serrated edge. I apologise in advance.

Shall I call the ambulance?

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By *ung guy for funMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Can of irnbru extra sorry

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