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Why is the person above you in the FAB jail
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Contempt of court, failure to provide there address, number, email... 
Phishing without a license. "
False advertising. Making others believe their a pirate arrr , x marks the spot for buried treasure ! Tut tut |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"For hiding the telly remote control.
Lack of model railway equipment
For chaining himself to the railings in a public place
For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek  "
For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life. |
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"For hiding the telly remote control.
Lack of model railway equipment
For chaining himself to the railings in a public place
For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek
For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life. "
For false advertising of what a hairdryer should be used for |
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"For hiding the telly remote control.
Lack of model railway equipment
For chaining himself to the railings in a public place
For not returning to her carehome by 7:30. for his cheek
For false advertising. She has never been naughty in her life.
For false advertising of what a hairdryer should be used for "
For being in charge of lustful legs, that can grip a man into submission  |
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"For entering the LEZ one too many times"
Got caught in Tesco licking the yellow cream out of cream eggs and replacing it with wasabi, right before a visit from a local orphanage.
Poor orphans: no parents and a burnt tongue.  |
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"For entering the LEZ one too many times
Got caught in Tesco licking the yellow cream out of cream eggs and replacing it with wasabi, right before a visit from a local orphanage.
Poor orphans: no parents and a burnt tongue. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The locals of the countryside village were all up in arms as she made all the flowers smell of tuna..
(I am so so sorry )"
That made me guffaw
In jail for trades description violation… Manofwonder surely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She swung her boobs and smacked a polis right in his face. "
Arrested as a partner in crime as when she swung her other tit, Davies face was attached and he karate kicked the other polis in the mouf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snowdropping tighty Whiteys
Its Me ma naan, dual profiled tae fook xx"
Ma naan !!!!!! .. happens tae us all eh  .. well I'd have to say ud be in jail for sending spawn sponges tae create the race of ubercunts!!  xxxx |
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"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!
Imitating a grammar police officer.
There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe.  for looking too darn good in a suit  "
They were caught heading for the fab bank with explosives YeeHaw |
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"For having wrists that beg to be cuffed!!
Imitating a grammar police officer.
There, their, they're! You can share a cell with he for missing an apostrophe. for looking too darn good in a suit
They were caught heading for the fab bank with explosives YeeHaw"
For misleading everyone and making terrible cocktails. |
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"For stealing someone's boabie pic.
For talking utter shite on a daily basis even on Sundays when she tries to be an angel. "
For misunderstanding his hairdresser when she asked if he wanted blown dry. |
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"For stealing someone's boabie pic.
For talking utter shite on a daily basis even on Sundays when she tries to be an angel.
For misunderstanding his hairdresser when she asked if he wanted blown dry. "
for letting his tongue run away with him |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"For leaving lots of clues !
For deploying airbags
For a shocking alliteration. for having BIG hands to cover his TINY manhood "
She was locked up under the trades discription act. She has never ever been naughty in her life. |
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"For leaving lots of clues !
For deploying airbags
For a shocking alliteration. for having BIG hands to cover his TINY manhood
She was locked up under the trades discription act. She has never ever been naughty in her life. "
for having amazing dress sense |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.
Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode "
She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.
Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode
She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was. "
When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs.. |
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"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.
Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode
She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.
When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs.."
Ditched his partner Batman . |
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"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.
Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode
She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.
When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs..
Ditched his partner Batman . "
Stole ma frisbee. |
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"Being over 60 and having a free bus pass.
Continually punching above his weight forgetting to wear his costume to be in Ninja mode
She drove through 5 red lights as she didn't know where she was.
When asked to PAT test the hairdryer, he incorrectly thought it meant Put At Thighs..
Ditched his partner Batman .
Stole ma frisbee."
Stole my underwear off me...and wore them like a balaclava. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"For casting himself posing from his phone onto the premier inn tv network "
It must have been something really really bad as there is a news blackout about her crimes. She must be a politician therefore it's a bloody long list. |
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