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Hey guys - are you sending dozens of messages to the ladies with no response? Is your cock cam in chat room not pulling them in? Have your forum posts been ridiculed?
If so read on - I saw this "ad" on another site which has had over 30 positive responses in under a week.Thee guy must be getting laid beyond his wildest wet dreams.
You might think the "ad" is a wind up but as I say 30 positive responses means it must work.
OK - so here goes:
I am a man with a unique list of fetishes and fantasies, and am looking for someone to fulfill them.
I don't at all care who I do these things with - in fact, the less I know about you, the better you will be able to adopt the role of faceless provider of my wankyman fantasies. You should care not about who you do these intimate sexual acts with either, for I am entirely unwilling to share any information about myself other then what gets my jizz flowing. I also have no interest in whatever turns you on if they fall outside of the things on my list.
Be aware that if I deem you to be fat, ugly, a bitch, capable of independent thought, or possessing any other attributes which might impede my ability to cum all over the place, I reserve the right to send you a hate filled message for wasting my time.
Enclosed you will find a picture of my cock and some hideous artwork depicting the acts I want performed on me. Because how could you not want a piece of this?
I have cross-posted this advert on my profile and in forums - absolutely fucking everywhere to be honest. If this is not the correct place to post this kind of thing, I am sorry - perhaps the purpose of the forums will have changed by the time I try this again next month.
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"Hey guys - are you sending dozens of messages to the ladies with no response? Is your cock cam in chat room not pulling them in? Have your forum posts been ridiculed?
If so read on - I saw this "ad" on another site which has had over 30 positive responses in under a week.Thee guy must be getting laid beyond his wildest wet dreams.
You might think the "ad" is a wind up but as I say 30 positive responses means it must work.
OK - so here goes:
I am a man with a unique list of fetishes and fantasies, and am looking for someone to fulfill them.
I don't at all care who I do these things with - in fact, the less I know about you, the better you will be able to adopt the role of faceless provider of my wankyman fantasies. You should care not about who you do these intimate sexual acts with either, for I am entirely unwilling to share any information about myself other then what gets my jizz flowing. I also have no interest in whatever turns you on if they fall outside of the things on my list.
Be aware that if I deem you to be fat, ugly, a bitch, capable of independent thought, or possessing any other attributes which might impede my ability to cum all over the place, I reserve the right to send you a hate filled message for wasting my time.
Enclosed you will find a picture of my cock and some hideous artwork depicting the acts I want performed on me. Because how could you not want a piece of this?
I have cross-posted this advert on my profile and in forums - absolutely fucking everywhere to be honest. If this is not the correct place to post this kind of thing, I am sorry - perhaps the purpose of the forums will have changed by the time I try this again next month.
Yes - I am the Man With No Personality Seeking a Similar Woman For Sex Acts."
Believe it or not he probably is getting meets because there are a lot of people out there who aint intrested in the slightest in who they meet,some think the less they know about someone the better its all about the sex nothing more nothing less |
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"Hey guys - are you sending dozens of messages to the ladies with no response? Is your cock cam in chat room not pulling them in? Have your forum posts been ridiculed?
If so read on - I saw this "ad" on another site which has had over 30 positive responses in under a week.Thee guy must be getting laid beyond his wildest wet dreams.
You might think the "ad" is a wind up but as I say 30 positive responses means it must work.
OK - so here goes:
I am a man with a unique list of fetishes and fantasies, and am looking for someone to fulfill them.
I don't at all care who I do these things with - in fact, the less I know about you, the better you will be able to adopt the role of faceless provider of my wankyman fantasies. You should care not about who you do these intimate sexual acts with either, for I am entirely unwilling to share any information about myself other then what gets my jizz flowing. I also have no interest in whatever turns you on if they fall outside of the things on my list.
Be aware that if I deem you to be fat, ugly, a bitch, capable of independent thought, or possessing any other attributes which might impede my ability to cum all over the place, I reserve the right to send you a hate filled message for wasting my time.
Enclosed you will find a picture of my cock and some hideous artwork depicting the acts I want performed on me. Because how could you not want a piece of this?
I have cross-posted this advert on my profile and in forums - absolutely fucking everywhere to be honest. If this is not the correct place to post this kind of thing, I am sorry - perhaps the purpose of the forums will have changed by the time I try this again next month.
Yes - I am the Man With No Personality Seeking a Similar Woman For Sex Acts."
now that made of laugh, so yes I'd probably message him.
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