A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?"
"Well, doc, I do love a good glory hole," the man explained, "And from my flat where I am I can see this lovely lass next door. She's blonde and built like a brick shithouse. She's so horny that every night I see her take a hotdog from the fridge and stick it in a hole in the floor of the campervan thats parked in her drive. Then she gets down and masturbates herself on the hot dog."
"And?" prompted the doctor.
"Well, I felt this was a lot of wasted pussy, so one day I got under the caravan and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted my cock."
"It was a great idea and everything was going well. She was riding like there was no tomorrow. Just as I wa about to shoot ma load, someone knocked at the door, she jumped off my cock and tried to kick it away out of sight." |
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