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Daft Signs !!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

NOTICE-PUBLIC BAR

Our public bar is presently not open because its closed -manager

You seen any recently?

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By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

There's always the old McDonald's coffee cup sign - CAUTION HOT! You'd hope so too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

KP peanuts........warning, this product may contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Electrical items.....Do not use near or in water!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The motorway signs crack me up ie

Keep your windscreen clear

Freezing ect

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By *eenonfun2Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

There used to be a sign in Leith Street Edinbrugh that when you came up the hill from the back of train station past the blackbull there were 2 roadsigns - one indicated no right turn, and the other no left turn

eh????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought an industrial hot air paint stripper. It said " Do not use as hairdrier"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On holiday in Turkey there was a sign saying "genuine fake watches"!!!

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By *ohnny4playMan over a year ago

Kinross

the chainsaw that said do not attempt to stop blade with testicles!

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By *tworksMan over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Saw a sign in South Australian country pub. Please close gate after 7.30 pm. It stops the Kangaroos from getting in !!!

I had to go back in for a couple of pints as I had soooooo many questions to ask !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At the hospital

For family planning please use the back entrance

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

On a womans knickers. Front said "enter at rear only" rear said "enter at front only" .....

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Check out Tom Shields Diary.

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Check out Tom Shields Diary."

Remember his photo of the pay & display sign next to the ladies public toilet? Or the airport trolley sitting in greenock with "do not remove from Glasgow airport" on it? Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I bought a dishwasher brush and the sticker on the handle said....'Wash before first use'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chinese takeaway down Parkhead....shut now but the sign is still there...

The Shatin!

I shit you not!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I always like signs that say "back in 10 minutes" dude, when did you leave?

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

the wee traffic sign that has 2 bumps like a wummans boobies poor wee soul must be well squashed by now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Favourite was at a caravan site in Oban "Please do not dump in toilet" ! I kid you not!!

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By *ips2lipsCouple over a year ago

dundee

Ears pierced while u wait. A sign outside a shop. Imagine here's my ears mate will I come back in an hour lol

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

in a zoo do not feed the animals and who the feck is gonna feed the 2 lions looking at u from behind the wire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will never forget as a teenager seeing a sign at an event in Wales which read "Guide Dog Toilet-This Way", I've always wondered if guide dogs are trained to read?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I will never forget as a teenager seeing a sign at an event in Wales which read "Guide Dog Toilet-This Way", I've always wondered if guide dogs are trained to read?"
lmao thats funny