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Feel fat as fuck today here's my guilty list....
Breakfast, 10 item fry up, toast tea.
lunch, soup, bread, crisps, biscuit.
Dinner, 12" chicken ham pineapple jalapeno pizza.
followed by choc chip mint bowl of ice cream.
1 full box of after eight mints
1 family size bag of haribos
supper, 3 slice of toast with primula and butter.
I have the rennie's at the ready  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol 
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all  "
I hope you have burnt it off then  |
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then "
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol. "
Ha, not even the sugar on them lol  |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.
Ha, not even the sugar on them lol "
Depends on how many muscles were clenched whist having said wanks I suppose...
now the magic wand... makes a few muscles work that don't normally |
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.
Ha, not even the sugar on them lol "
 c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ? |
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"Feel fat as fuck today here's my guilty list....
Breakfast, 10 item fry up, toast tea.
lunch, soup, bread, crisps, biscuit.
Dinner, 12" chicken ham pineapple jalapeno pizza.
followed by choc chip mint bowl of ice cream.
1 full box of after eight mints
1 family size bag of haribos
supper, 3 slice of toast with primula and butter.
I have the rennie's at the ready "
I hope you suffer from constipation. |
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.
Ha, not even the sugar on them lol
Depends on how many muscles were clenched whist having said wanks I suppose...
now the magic wand... makes a few muscles work that don't normally "
Well the face has loads and loads of muscles and my cum face looks like quasimodo so recon i have offset it a fair bit.
I knew i should have kept that wand for myself instead of parting with it for a pressie lol |
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"Feel fat as fuck today here's my guilty list....
Breakfast, 10 item fry up, toast tea.
lunch, soup, bread, crisps, biscuit.
Dinner, 12" chicken ham pineapple jalapeno pizza.
followed by choc chip mint bowl of ice cream.
1 full box of after eight mints
1 family size bag of haribos
supper, 3 slice of toast with primula and butter.
I have the rennie's at the ready
I hope you suffer from constipation."
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog |
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"Feel fat as fuck today here's my guilty list....
Breakfast, 10 item fry up, toast tea.
lunch, soup, bread, crisps, biscuit.
Dinner, 12" chicken ham pineapple jalapeno pizza.
followed by choc chip mint bowl of ice cream.
1 full box of after eight mints
1 family size bag of haribos
supper, 3 slice of toast with primula and butter.
I have the rennie's at the ready
I hope you suffer from constipation.
I hope your next shit's a hedgehog "
Being a guiness and eggs man, I doubt the human body can create hedgehogs. Primila cheese on the other hand is NOT cheese. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Ya fat greedy lardass PP.
You should come to mine see what your missing out on lol
I've seen your ass remember...I'm still in therapy!!
I'll take that as a compliment  "
and you still owe me a takeaway!!! |
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Today I have had;
Bowl of frosties & a coffee.
Roll with ham & cheese, yoghurt & a boost. With another coffee.
A snickers.
Curry & a beer.
That's slightly more than average for me but I'm still hungry so I foresee some ice cream getting scoffed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Special K, 2 lovely starbucks instant columbian coffees,,,water.
Home made tattie soup, salmon cut silverside of beef,mashed tatties, green beans.
Still Razor Ruddock shaped,lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG man you must be fit to burst
i had porridge for brekki with green T
almonds and water
soup for lunch
almonds
then chicken salad for dinner with a glass of ice cold water
now eating more almonds..... altho your fry up sounded gid |
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"OMG man you must be fit to burst
i had porridge for brekki with green T
almonds and water
soup for lunch
almonds
then chicken salad for dinner with a glass of ice cold water
now eating more almonds..... altho your fry up sounded gid "
You like your nuts eh lol |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Bacon and poached egg on a toasted crumpet.
2 bowls of cornflakes.
2 bowls of homemade potato and leek soup with 2 thick slices of homemade bread
Roast pork, boiled and roast potatoes, mixed veg and yorkshire pud
6 slices of water melin
5 mini twister ice lollies
2 mini mint feast ice lollies
2 fruit pastilles ice lollies
bag of salted cashew nuts
pint of milk
4 bottles of lucozade sport
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.
Ha, not even the sugar on them lol
c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ? "
Toast, banana and milky coffee
2 satsumas
chicken, mash, cabbage and carrots
fromage frais
I'm a good lass PP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today i have had...
A latte
A small bowl of rice noodles and chicken (home made not from chinese)
A glass of fresh orange juice
 more fat on a butchers knife lol"
Have you seen me? God i got the fat off the butcher on me, let alone the knife! |
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"Today i have had...
A latte
A small bowl of rice noodles and chicken (home made not from chinese)
A glass of fresh orange juice
more fat on a butchers knife lol
Have you seen me? God i got the fat off the butcher on me, let alone the knife!"
I'll go accept your pal request so i can perv you proper then lol |
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.
Ha, not even the sugar on them lol
c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ?
Toast, banana and milky coffee
2 satsumas
chicken, mash, cabbage and carrots
fromage frais
I'm a good lass PP "
I don't believe you, i recon you and _muma have been been eating cake all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.
Ha, not even the sugar on them lol
c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ?
Toast, banana and milky coffee
2 satsumas
chicken, mash, cabbage and carrots
fromage frais
I'm a good lass PP
I don't believe you, i recon you and _muma have been been eating cake all day "
Shes been bad and built up an appetite...whereas, I've been good and not had the need to eat  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
I tend to be an all or nothing kinda guy, today was most definitely an all
I hope you have burnt it off then
How many calories does a wank burn up ? i have had 3 today which will probably equate to the equivalent of a measly 3 haribo's lol.
Ha, not even the sugar on them lol
c'mon then what's your list for a sunday lol ?
Toast, banana and milky coffee
2 satsumas
chicken, mash, cabbage and carrots
fromage frais
I'm a good lass PP
I don't believe you, i recon you and _muma have been been eating cake all day
Shes been bad and built up an appetite...whereas, I've been good and not had the need to eat "
hahaha very bad |
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
what is a roll with syrup? is it litterary what youve written? yuck yuck yuck x"
Roll's in fashland are different from the rolls everywhere else there flat |
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"OMG!
I've had a roll with syrup, and then my dinner, which was beef cassarole and mashed pots, you fatty!!! lol
what is a roll with syrup? is it litterary what youve written? yuck yuck yuck x
haha like a soda scone i just dont get it
Roll's in fashland are different from the rolls everywhere else there flat "
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