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What's the worst thing someone has said to you at a meet?
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A "lady" once opened up a meet with me with the line.
"I hope that you don't expect me to pay towards this hotel"
I would never force anyone to contribute so what's the worst thing that's been said to you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We were meeting a guy in a pub, on arrival the guy told Amelie to take a seat in the corner, whilst he continued to play the fruit machine.
It was game over for him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you like swimming Auds?
Yeah i like,swimming...
Cool we have a pool in our garden.
Wow...great!!!
Well...when i Say pool...its more a small hot tub 
Erm....ok?
Taxi!!!!!!    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This was a first fab message to us from a previously unknown single guy (rather than something he said):
"I am staying at ***** Hotel bring your wife to room ** at 7.30.
I only have 1/2 hour though cos I am meeting a few mates for a drink."
That was all - nothing else!!
Maybe he got confused & though Fab operated like a pizza delivery service. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you like swimming Auds?
Yeah i like,swimming...
Cool we have a pool in our garden.
Wow...great!!!
Well...when i Say pool...its more a small hot tub
Erm....ok?
Taxi!!!!!! "
So you left because they don't have a pool?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You might notice I don't look like my photos that is cause I was using photos of my son!!!
Happened to me once in Australia but the photos were of her lap dancer daughter...still did the deed though. How sad am I? |
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over a year ago
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"Do you like swimming Auds?
Yeah i like,swimming...
Cool we have a pool in our garden.
Wow...great!!!
Well...when i Say pool...its more a small hot tub
Erm....ok?
Taxi!!!!!!
So you left because they don't have a pool?! "
no we left cause they wee pissed and talked shite |
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"This was a first fab message to us from a previously unknown single guy (rather than something he said):
"I am staying at ***** Hotel bring your wife to room ** at 7.30.
I only have 1/2 hour though cos I am meeting a few mates for a drink."
That was all - nothing else!!
Maybe he got confused & though Fab operated like a pizza delivery service."
Charming! You should have ordered a pizza for him and sent it to the hotel  |
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By *dicplCouple
over a year ago
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At the end of a social meeting the guy tells my wife that when we meet to play he'll shave his tash off cos she didn't like facial hair! Even though I was standing there proudly sporting my goatee that I'd had for the previous 15 years.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got told by someone during oral sex that I wasnt allowed to make him cum cos he was saving it for my mate who he was meeting later that day!!!
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Ours was having just started to play the guy says, " I would never let my girlfriend do this." Suffice to say he left shortly after. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On entering the house of a meet, I was asked if I would like something to drink. I said yes and to my surprise I was given an orange fruit shoot, maybe next time I will get taken out for a happy meal.
No more young guys for me. lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Half these things i would just laugh at. We stayed over at a couples house where when we went to sleep the dog jumped into bed between me and amy and went to sleep! I loved that dog haha
Had people take lines as well at meets. I dunno these wee things dont bother me as long as they arnt a danger to amy or myself wire in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This was a first fab message to us from a previously unknown single guy (rather than something he said):
"I am staying at ***** Hotel bring your wife to room ** at 7.30.
I only have 1/2 hour though cos I am meeting a few mates for a drink."
That was all - nothing else!!
Maybe he got confused & though Fab operated like a pizza delivery service."
Thats a funny one lol  |
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I have a couple of interesting ones:
One couple had a son who had died in his mid teens and would have been my age. They hadn't disturbed his room since then. They stated on the last time I visited them "You know, we're actually thinking about clearing out his room and letting you move in with us" ... It felt like I was replacing their son, except they'd be having sex with me. Then, same couple went on to mention that they'd love to bed each other's kids from previous marriages. At that point, I was more than enough creeped out to not want to return. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this afternoon...........
whilst mid play....( cue noise from laptop) just wait i`ve been poked on facebook.............. and she fucks off to her laptop...
so zed dresses and fucks off completely!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Upon meeting a women I'd been chatting to (never again)
"I'm on my period but its due to end today so you can still fuck me & go down on me"
Errr no, I said "Thanks but no & you could have told me this before arranging to meet"
Her "I only started yesterday though, you could always stick it in & see"
"Pass, goodbye" |
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I was horrified when after a meet from here, she said whilst laughing " my daughter was messing with my phone last night and she saw the naughty pic you sent me" why didn't you fucking delete it and why did you give her a phone with dirty pics on it ?
it was then I decided she wasn't right in the head ffs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thankfully all my meets have been more than my expectations. Lots of really awful messages tho. The worst after a few polite refusals he said "can't you just squeeze me in sometime".
Aye my fanny is like a pop up toaster for the likes of you when are you free???
He even messaged back a few weeks later...
Sigh thank god for the good guys and gals lol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to meet a lady at her place after getting on well via email then cam chat. She offered a drink and I asked for a soft drink as I was driving.
We chatted for maybe 5 minutes. She asked "You got any ?" I said "No, I'm not into drugs".
We chatted for another couple of minutes and she suddenly asked "Are you going to rob my house?" I laughed and said "No, you're alright there".
She continued "No, seriously, if you're gonnae take my son's Playstation I can call folk and get you done in."
Now a wee bit alarmed I said "What are you on about? Why would I be here to rob anything?"
"Well, you come in and stick to soft drinks. You don't even have any drugs on you. What the fuck am I supposed to think?!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aye my fanny is like a pop up toaster for the likes of you when are you free???
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Hahaha that's a brilliant response
Grrrrrrrrrrrr I meant the above in response to this lol....
What can I say I'm a forum virgin....  |
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