So twice today I’ve had OMFG moments !!
Decided fuxk it going to have a perv at the local guys !! Pals wee brothers face and cock pops up like noooooo I used to wipe your ass and change your nappies 
The I saw a nice naked profile in the forums and I’m like ooh let’s have a swatch and boom the biggest disappointment of my early fab years lol or maybe pof I can’t remember which haha fancied this guy omfg he looked gorgeous and he was into me result so anyway he comes to my pals house to take us out and we got naked and it was the first guy I’d ever been with had a small cock that I was like I’m not really feeling it ! And your foreplay skills are dire !! Needless to say I never saw him again and slowly but surely deleted him off fb lol
So everything seems to come in threes !! I’ve had shock then amusement wonder what’s next !! Hopefully a surprise !!! shag I’m horny as hell |
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"So twice today I’ve had OMFG moments !!
Decided fuxk it going to have a perv at the local guys !! Pals wee brothers face and cock pops up like noooooo I used to wipe your ass and change your nappies
The I saw a nice naked profile in the forums and I’m like ooh let’s have a swatch and boom the biggest disappointment of my early fab years lol or maybe pof I can’t remember which haha fancied this guy omfg he looked gorgeous and he was into me result so anyway he comes to my pals house to take us out and we got naked and it was the first guy I’d ever been with had a small cock that I was like I’m not really feeling it ! And your foreplay skills are dire !! Needless to say I never saw him again and slowly but surely deleted him off fb lol
So everything seems to come in threes !! I’ve had shock then amusement wonder what’s next !! Hopefully a surprise !!! shag I’m horny as hell "
But did the first guy have a nice cock? Wait. No, that'd be grooming...you'd need to move down south to keep that up.
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