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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
I'm gonna win the euromillions and buy a massive ocean liner and spend the rest of my life cruising the world. I'm inviting fabbers to join me all expenses paid. Why should I let you come with me? What would you bring to the party? |
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"I'm gonna win the euromillions and buy a massive ocean liner and spend the rest of my life cruising the world. I'm inviting fabbers to join me all expenses paid. Why should I let you come with me? What would you bring to the party?"
Sea legs. I cook a mean pot noodle and can pump out the bilge when it's full. You may need that. Plus my cousin is a Somali Pirate. I'll get you safely through that area no bother. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'm gonna win the euromillions and buy a massive ocean liner and spend the rest of my life cruising the world. I'm inviting fabbers to join me all expenses paid. Why should I let you come with me? What would you bring to the party?
Sea legs. I cook a mean pot noodle and can pump out the bilge when it's full. You may need that. Plus my cousin is a Somali Pirate. I'll get you safely through that area no bother."
What flavour of pot noodle? |
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"I'm gonna win the euromillions and buy a massive ocean liner and spend the rest of my life cruising the world. I'm inviting fabbers to join me all expenses paid. Why should I let you come with me? What would you bring to the party?
Sea legs. I cook a mean pot noodle and can pump out the bilge when it's full. You may need that. Plus my cousin is a Somali Pirate. I'll get you safely through that area no bother.
What flavour of pot noodle?"
Needs to be the classic chicken & mushroom, with crunched mini cheddars mixed in |
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"I'm gonna win the euromillions and buy a massive ocean liner and spend the rest of my life cruising the world. I'm inviting fabbers to join me all expenses paid. Why should I let you come with me? What would you bring to the party?"
Because every captain of a boat needs a buxom wench who serves great rum punch 
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'm gonna win the euromillions and buy a massive ocean liner and spend the rest of my life cruising the world. I'm inviting fabbers to join me all expenses paid. Why should I let you come with me? What would you bring to the party?Because every captain of a boat needs a buxom wench who serves great rum punch
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Id let you put your hand on my tiller and move it around.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My husband, 23 years in the royal navy means he can sort most problems we may have onboard while we are sailing 
Also, I've tits?? Is that enough to get a free place
Mrs C |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"My husband, 23 years in the royal navy means he can sort most problems we may have onboard while we are sailing
Also, I've tits?? Is that enough to get a free place
Mrs C "
The tits alone got you the place. The rest is just gravy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My husband, 23 years in the royal navy means he can sort most problems we may have onboard while we are sailing
Also, I've tits?? Is that enough to get a free place
Mrs C
The tits alone got you the place. The rest is just gravy. "
Deal. Hurry up and win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.
I look great in a uniform.
Can I be captain?
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Yes.
End of thread
Mrs C |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.
I look great in a uniform.
Can I be captain?
Yes.
End of thread
Mrs C "
Hey. Just coz you have tits doesn't mean you can hire and fire.
But yes he can be captain still plenty of places to fill. |
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"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.
I look great in a uniform.
Can I be captain?
Yes.
End of thread
Mrs C "
Excellent.
I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.
First night's theme: pirates and maidens.... |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.
I look great in a uniform.
Can I be captain?
Yes.
End of thread
Mrs C
Excellent.
I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.
First night's theme: pirates and maidens...."
I think we need to discuss this... |
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"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.
I look great in a uniform.
Can I be captain?
Yes.
End of thread
Mrs C
Excellent.
I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.
First night's theme: pirates and maidens....
I think we need to discuss this... "
What's your surname, Sparrow?
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.
I look great in a uniform.
Can I be captain?
Yes.
End of thread
Mrs C
Excellent.
I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.
First night's theme: pirates and maidens....
I think we need to discuss this...
What's your surname, Sparrow?
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That's what the ladies call me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm qualified senior sailing instructor, powerboat instructor, vhf and day skipper qualified.
I look great in a uniform.
Can I be captain?
Yes.
End of thread
Mrs C
Excellent.
I get to choose who adorns the captain's table, and what the dress code is each evening.
First night's theme: pirates and maidens....
I think we need to discuss this...
What's your surname, Sparrow?
That's what the ladies call me. "
We have a pirate, hes taken over your boat |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"If it's a modern sailing ship I have a mast that can be pulled out and erected, I just need a willing hand, or two. if your on a ship/boat isn’t it a case of all hands on board !? "
Oooooo the more the merrier.  |
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