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By *uncouple981 OP Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

....Up lines.

What's the best one you have had said to you?

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Want me to order you a prostitute?" was pretty classy. Not sure if it was exactly a chat up line though....

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

The best one I have had wasn't a chat up line ether. It was a beer mat lobbed at the back of my head then when I turned round they shouted across the pub, Sit here

Funnily enough I declined

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You remind me of a fruit pastille....every time I see you my mouth waters

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By *eeflower69Woman over a year ago

edinburgh

Once had a guy round and we were sitting having a glass of wine, all very civilised till he turned to me and said..."I bet you were gorgeous when you were younger".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a knife...lets no turn this rape into a murder !

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

That's some chat up line!!!!!!

I asume it works

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven't had to kill any cunt yet!

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By *uncouple981 OP Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Glad to hear it. Always nice to hear a success story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Win win situation though innit

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By *horstrollMan over a year ago

Caprona

Sitting in a posh german cafe, waitress kept coming to our table, 3 kilted gents were to polite to explain the no pants rule. Half bladdered the words Komme Fraulien worked fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best one I had done to me was come hold my drink in toilet .... No ta ... I want you to fuck me in toilet u tit ...... Where's toilet ..... Gotta love double cubicles not angry woman an bouncers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a knife...lets no turn this rape into a murder ! "

Lol i know i shouldnt have...

But that Actually made me lol