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over a year ago
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Hopefully it's done well and not well done.
I'm working from home, it's snowing and unless I can be arsed going to the shops or learn auto-fellatio quickly I'll be getting neither today.  |
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"Happy Steak & Blowjob day guys
How’s everyone celebrating?
I took the day off work to spend it with my man
Harley " On hold but when it does happen the steaks will be medium -rare .
As for the bjs I’ve not had any complains so I’d say they are very well done lol  |
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"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done
I like a med rare steak and I’ve never had any complaints about my BJs either
Probably a chippy for me tonight
Big sausage supper "
Maybe a black pudding or haggis for a change you coming to quiz ? |
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By *evils Pudding OP Couple
over a year ago
the pub or in the nude in Paisley |
"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done
I like a med rare steak and I’ve never had any complaints about my BJs either
Probably a chippy for me tonight
Big sausage supper
Maybe a black pudding or haggis for a change you coming to quiz ? "
Love a black pudding! Aye I’ll be in spoons with my mayte & Pablo first so I’ll see you tonight  |
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"If anyone is offering a BJ I’ll bring the steaks
If you’re bringing steaks then I’m game but so long as there’s also some peppercorn sauce and hand cut chips and mushrooms and onion rings "
What about blue cheese sauce? My peppercorn sauce is shit |
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"I like my steak medium rare and my blowjobs well done
I like a med rare steak and I’ve never had any complaints about my BJs either
Probably a chippy for me tonight
Big sausage supper "
Or a black pudding  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Happy Steak & Blowjob day guys
How’s everyone celebrating?
I took the day off work to spend it with my man
Harley On hold but when it does happen the steaks will be medium -rare .
As for the bjs I’ve not had any complains so I’d say they are very well done lol "
Oooooft.  |
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"Happy Steak & Blowjob day guys
How’s everyone celebrating?
I took the day off work to spend it with my man
Harley On hold but when it does happen the steaks will be medium -rare .
As for the bjs I’ve not had any complains so I’d say they are very well done lol
Oooooft. " Ooooft indeed lol  |
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"Hopefully it's done well and not well done.
I'm working from home, it's snowing and unless I can be arsed going to the shops or learn auto-fellatio quickly I'll be getting neither today. "
Mccoys steak crisps and a Henry hoover.  |
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"If you’re bringing steaks then I’m game but so long as there’s also some peppercorn sauce and hand cut chips and mushrooms and onion rings "
That's ALMOST how I have my very-rare Steak treat meals. However I tend to have crispy slices instead of chips.
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"No steak for me as I'm a veggie! So what does that leave!
Did you bring a hair bobble?
A gobble bobble. Is that not a pre requisite
Does a scrunchie count? "
I would have tied together 4 broken elastic bands to make one the other night.
Still, my steak was nice, never did get that elusive BJ.
Next year I'm buying some mince and putting it in a pint glass for after my steak  |
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