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"Do you like heavy breathing or do we have to speak?
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is totally up to you Ill go with the flowdid think about calling but was otherwise engaged  
Making me cakes were you? :p"
No but could do just let me know what you want |
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Quite simply the best thread I've ever seen. Its got humour, tragedy, a dark insight into the human soul and a pithy lesson on not being an eedjit at the end.
4 *'s from me! |
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"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol 
Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lot"
ohhhh really Mmmmmm wondering where ti hid them now lol |
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"I can make a good banana loaf. If that's any good to you.
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Yum! I'll take it!
Ok send a self adressed envelope.
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If I send a jiffy bag to "Funcouple981, Ayrshire" will it get to you?"
That's fine. I'm sure royal mail will find us.
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol
Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lotohhhh really Mmmmmm wondering where ti hid them now lol "
I'll look after them for you and I promise not to tell guitar where they are - my mum told me not to speak when I'm eating cakes |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"I can make a good banana loaf. If that's any good to you.
X
Yum! I'll take it!
Ok send a self adressed envelope.
X
If I send a jiffy bag to "Funcouple981, Ayrshire" will it get to you?
That's fine. I'm sure royal mail will find us.
X"
Cool! Cakes by post - what could be better?? Lol. As long as I don't get that greedy postie or else I may never see them |
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"Talk about hijacking a thread lol how did we get fae someone phone me to cakes ....superb "
cause we deceide speaking about cream cakes was more appealing than talking to some stranger on the fone lol |
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"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol
Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lotohhhh really Mmmmmm wondering where ti hid them now lol
I'll look after them for you and I promise not to tell guitar where they are - my mum told me not to speak when I'm eating cakes "
Don't hide them at this buggers, he WILL eat them!! |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"sits down with a platefull of meringues filled with strawberries n cream ...trying to hide them from that guitar lol
Cakes & sweets cannot be hid from me. I will always find them & nom the lotohhhh really Mmmmmm wondering where ti hid them now lol
I'll look after them for you and I promise not to tell guitar where they are - my mum told me not to speak when I'm eating cakes
Don't hide them at this buggers, he WILL eat them!!"
I promise i can't eat them ALL in one go - so at least you will have Hal an hour to find some before they all go and only crumbs are left |
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"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao  "
Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.
Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao
Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.
Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.
X"
So we have to eat them off the baker? |
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"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao
Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.
Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.
X"
ohhhh think of the squirty cream fun |
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"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao
Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.
Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.
X"
A cake related party would be wonderful |
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"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao
Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.
Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.
X
A cake related party would be wonderful "
Always wanted to pop out of a big giant cake lol |
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"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao
Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.
Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.
X
So we have to eat them off the baker?"
Depends who the baker is I suppose.
Do you think 69fun is on the phone? Haven't seen anything from him in a while.
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Is now wondering if an afternoon cream cake social would go down well on here lmao
Yes please. I would try my hardest to be there. Love a good cream cake.
Maybe we should have a cake swinging party. Where we all bring cakes we have made and swap them! Then watch each other eat them.
X
So we have to eat them off the baker?
Depends who the baker is I suppose.
Do you think 69fun is on the phone? Haven't seen anything from him in a while.
X"
He is on the phone ordering cakes for us all in case we call and ask for one |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Who's the best female impersonator? We could phone and say we're from the bakery"
I'm rubbish at impersonating I'm afraid, besides there may be a slight flaw in this plan, he may not like cake! |
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"Who's the best female impersonator? We could phone and say we're from the bakery
I'm rubbish at impersonating I'm afraid, besides there may be a slight flaw in this plan, he may not like cake!"
Who the fuck doesn't like cake?? That 69 dude? Oh he's getting a call from the League of Cake |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Quite fabulous, best thread in ages. From phones to cakes, magic. Miss D you and me both appearing out the cake on our joint birthday would be fab but who will lick the cream off? On the phone call bit I've had a few recent timewasters who text leaving their numbers. I now pass those numbers to any twat that asks if Im into phone sex. I could send the boy here a big list of numbers to call |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who's the best female impersonator? We could phone and say we're from the bakery
I'm rubbish at impersonating I'm afraid, besides there may be a slight flaw in this plan, he may not like cake!"
I love cake and yes it would be muffin for me and a bananna cake for the first female to call lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Talk about hijacking a thread lol how did we get fae someone phone me to cakes ....superb
just as enjoyable I want share
I thought you were on the phone to the patent office with our ideas.
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would have to try your ideas in person before I tell them x |
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