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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tell a lie about the person above

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Bites her toenails

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Bites her toenails"
wants to shag the ass of me but is too shy to say

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Can play the tuba, saxophone & drums

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

once invited me to a solo gangbang !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can play the tuba, saxophone & drums"
say's he doesnae like my baking...

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Has a prosthetic bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is a hairy assed builder by day

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"is a hairy assed builder by day

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Names jackie not jake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

smothers live rats betwween those knockers

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 21:10:07]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"smothers live rats betwween those knockers

Has 12 toes.

8 on one foot 4 on the other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Once had a hairy third nipple called Elvis..til I bit him off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wants to use my body all night long

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Wants to use my body all night long"
is a six foot hunk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a six foot hunk... With his wife's push up bra.

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By *ane DTV/TS over a year ago

Glasgow.

"Wants to use my body all night longis a six foot hunk "

prefers a good book to sex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 21:32:27]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has had there fart gland removed..xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

likes his cock sucked from a man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has a fetish for tramps

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"has a fetish for tramps

"
likes to eat yellow snow lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes golden showers lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes showers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has a lifetime ban @ hampden for streaking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"has a fetish for tramps

likes to eat yellow snow lol"

especialy after youve squatted over it...mmmmm...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isnt a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Understands the rules of this game.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has a face like a well skelped arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sadly you don't understand the game either

Oh and -- is never grumpy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Sadly you don't understand the game either

Oh and -- is never grumpy"
had never had sex in his life before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Look the aim of this game is to lie!

Has a lady chest like a slab of granite.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Look the aim of this game is to lie!

Has a lady chest like a slab of granite."
has more spare tyres than the michelin man lol

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Is shy and retiring

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Won Mr gay uk for 2 consecutive years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Loves undies that cover her bum cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 22:48:43]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dyed his pub hair pink with white spots

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Loves undies that cover her bum cheeks"

BRIDGET?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

likes nothing better than a night in front of tv watching re-runs of upstairs downstairs wi a cup of hot cocoa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has learnt how to take his boxers off with one hand

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Was an extra in Titanic

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Was an extra in Titanic"
Is appearing on youporn tonight in his first ever gay scene

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Ate a tube of toothpaste for a dare

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By *eatherWoman over a year ago

glasgow

runs naked along te beach at ayr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was a nun in a previous life!!

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Is waiting for full face transplant

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By *exyasMan over a year ago

glasgow

Mailed me for a last minute social meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Appeared in the last series of take me out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to the isle of Fernando in last series of TMO

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finally found love in the last season of dating in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Secretly loves to parade around the house wearing his mankini

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

is actually gypsy rose lee

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

is feart of the beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Works as a naked Butler on the weekends

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Works hard lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jim fixed it for him haha

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Is really a nun

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Supports Queens Park FC

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Is the real Peter pan

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

is NOT gay

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Has never had a bowl of frosties

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Still a virgin

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Has an ant farm in his kitchen

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Is a burglar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is really sane..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is really sane.. "

prefers tartan miniskirts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 01:08:40]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Likes the boaby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Likes the boaby "

tells the truth about himself(see above)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 01:17:41]

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By *74 fun guyMan over a year ago

East Kilbride

Is a virgin with moobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is a virgin with moobs

opens beer bottles with his arsepiece

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Is really the shy type

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By *adgeeMan over a year ago

SW Scotland

Hings aboot the binga on a Saturday night gilf hunting

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Only knows this as he's ma wingman lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the above two are boy racers-first to get to the shag wins

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By *adgeeMan over a year ago

SW Scotland

Changed his name by deed poll due to his unhealthy fascination of Shawaddywaddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Washes his face with brown sauce

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Really really REALLY doesn't like turnip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

died from a cliff jump...silly chump

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Brought me back to life with weird voodoo skills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is an easily controllable zombie(not the flesheating type)- but go get me money zombie...suck cocks, 2 for a pound..make sure u get 100 cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes hamster porn..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Makes hamster porn..

"
Is really Dame Ednas

Son

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has one massive yeti foot xx

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Is an actual hobbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has a flesh eating disorder...he cannae get enough of the stuff

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Rowed for Oxford in 2002

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

his willy constantly dribbles...has a pipe strapped to his leg exiting at his heel

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"his willy constantly dribbles...has a pipe strapped to his leg exiting at his heel

"
Has just had his 1000th shag on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"his willy constantly dribbles...has a pipe strapped to his leg exiting at his heel

Has just had his 1000th shag on fab

now that is the truth.....i feckin wish...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suffers from penisevnyitus

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Loves paintings rather than photographs x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wants to pose for me and my big brush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has an exceptionaly big brush with sweeping strokes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"wants to pose for me and my big brush"

Is a keen flasher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your bum does look big in that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Used to date subo before she was famous

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

still masturbates at me

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By *uncouple981Couple over a year ago

ayrshire

Is actually a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

likes TVboys

cocks tucked in...lick my juicy pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thinks 999 is a sex line...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

thinks 666 is my number

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Doesn't fancy the pants off me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has a flowing ginger bush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hangs about primary skools with no pants on, teasin wee boys!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn't really a hobbit, he's actually 6ft 5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

doesnt fancy, u were right!....ewwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

His milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sniffs auld mens nappies

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Looking good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buys his pants from a used pants vending machine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wears his socks inside out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has ridden the arse off a donkey

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By *hySoSerious85Man over a year ago

Melbourne

dutch ruddered borris johnson

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 19:57:43]

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 19:57:43]"
Made a indecent proposal to me and3 donkeys

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 19:57:43]Made a indecent proposal to me and3 donkeys "
is the shyest person i know lol

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

"[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 19:57:43]Made a indecent proposal to me and3 donkeys is the shyest person i know lol

"
Pssssst you supposed to lie like this has tint boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a shit mover. But can really sing

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Tried to steal the Mona Lisa

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By *74 fun guyMan over a year ago

East Kilbride

Is a shit singer but can really shag!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really lives in ml2 x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Loves carpet munching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doing a village out of an idiot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Doing a village out of an idiot"

It's supposed to be a lie!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can self lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Isn't really stalking me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol it isn't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn't really stalking me

is outside my window stalking ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

once made a flim called vixed does the boaby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he hates to dance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/01/13 11:27:52]

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

Auds is actually a six foot builder called bob

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

[Removed by poster at 08/01/13 16:04:27]

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

"Auds is actually a six foot builder called bob

"
_unkie is bobs wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

still says things like "RAD", "EXCELLLENT","NOTTT"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is the sanest guy on here :@ x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is Debbie Harrys wee sister

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Has his very own gloryhole

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Has his very own gloryhole

"
wich she likes to go visit now n again lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

she's ma maw

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"she's ma maw"
hes ma son

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Has his very own gloryhole

wich she likes to go visit now n again lol

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

will win the last post of her thread

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By *ola cubesMan over a year ago

coatbridge

never stops asking for tips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

likes red kola as opposed to kola...in sphere form

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"never stops asking for tips "
really is a kola cube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Once had a secret rendezvous with the big Yin...says he lives up to his name

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

loves to suck toes while playing with fingers

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By *uitar_antiheroMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Played the bass for Slade

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Likes to play the hairy banjo

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Prefers men in red suits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is Debbie Harrys wee sister

Ahem. Daughter ill let you know lol

Nutty is a walnut x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is staking me to the point of enjoyment

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By *uttyMan over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"is Debbie Harrys wee sister

Ahem. Daughter ill let you know lol

Nutty is a walnut x"

Rather be a chestnut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"is Debbie Harrys wee sister

Ahem. Daughter ill let you know lol

Nutty is a walnut x

Rather be a chestnut

his chestnuts showing...hide that nutcrack please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fell in love one week. Then I fell in love a week later? Or is that something else?

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