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"Bites her toenails" wants to shag the ass of me but is too shy to say | |||
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"Can play the tuba, saxophone & drums" say's he doesnae like my baking... | |||
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"is a hairy assed builder by day " Names jackie not jake | |||
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"smothers live rats betwween those knockers " Has 12 toes. 8 on one foot 4 on the other. | |||
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"Wants to use my body all night long" is a six foot hunk | |||
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"Wants to use my body all night longis a six foot hunk " prefers a good book to sex. | |||
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"has a fetish for tramps " likes to eat yellow snow lol | |||
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"has a fetish for tramps likes to eat yellow snow lol" especialy after youve squatted over it...mmmmm... | |||
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"Sadly you don't understand the game either Oh and -- is never grumpy" had never had sex in his life before | |||
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"Look the aim of this game is to lie! Has a lady chest like a slab of granite." has more spare tyres than the michelin man lol | |||
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"Loves undies that cover her bum cheeks" BRIDGET? | |||
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"Was an extra in Titanic" Is appearing on youporn tonight in his first ever gay scene | |||
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"is really sane.. " prefers tartan miniskirts | |||
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"Likes the boaby " tells the truth about himself(see above) | |||
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"Is a virgin with moobs " opens beer bottles with his arsepiece | |||
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"Makes hamster porn.. " Is really Dame Ednas Son | |||
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"his willy constantly dribbles...has a pipe strapped to his leg exiting at his heel " Has just had his 1000th shag on fab | |||
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"wants to pose for me and my big brush" Is a keen flasher | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 19:57:43]" Made a indecent proposal to me and3 donkeys | |||
"[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 19:57:43]Made a indecent proposal to me and3 donkeys " is the shyest person i know lol | |||
"[Removed by poster at 07/01/13 19:57:43]Made a indecent proposal to me and3 donkeys is the shyest person i know lol " Pssssst you supposed to lie like this has tint boobs | |||
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"Doing a village out of an idiot" It's supposed to be a lie! | |||
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"Isn't really stalking me " is outside my window stalking ME!!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Auds is actually a six foot builder called bob " _unkie is bobs wife | |||
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"Has his very own gloryhole " wich she likes to go visit now n again lol | |||
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"she's ma maw" hes ma son | |||
"Has his very own gloryhole wich she likes to go visit now n again lol " Hahaha | |||
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"never stops asking for tips " really is a kola cube | |||
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"is Debbie Harrys wee sister " Ahem. Daughter ill let you know lol Nutty is a walnut x | |||
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"is Debbie Harrys wee sister Ahem. Daughter ill let you know lol Nutty is a walnut x" Rather be a chestnut | |||
"is Debbie Harrys wee sister Ahem. Daughter ill let you know lol Nutty is a walnut x Rather be a chestnut " his chestnuts showing...hide that nutcrack please! | |||
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