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I was at the airport to go on my holidays. I was checking my luggage in. ....the woman said did you pack it your self. I said well the girl friend gave me a hand well actually she sat on it. ....she says no I mean did anybody give you anything..... I said well I did go to Amsterdam in the 80s..  |
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"I remember a person of small size walking up to a six foot lady....boy did he get a crack on the head.  "
Just like the dwarf who married a seven foot lady, but he had to jack it in. |
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Two senior ladies went to the beach for a walk....suddenly a young lad totally naked came out of the water....one old lady had a stroke...the other could not reach.. |
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Judith woke up in hospital after her vaginoplasty, to find 3 bunches of flowers with cards next to her bed.
The first was from her surgeon, congratulating her on his 100th procedure and wishing a speedy recovery.
The second was from her husband, telling her he lives her dearly.
The third was from Mark on the burns ward, thanking her for his new ears. |
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"Judith woke up in hospital after her vaginoplasty, to find 3 bunches of flowers with cards next to her bed.
The first was from her surgeon, congratulating her on his 100th procedure and wishing a speedy recovery.
The second was from her husband, telling her he lives her dearly.
The third was from Mark on the burns ward, thanking her for his new ears."
Ear ear that man ....?? |
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I was feeling poorly last week! I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick and wouldn't be in. He said 'again! how sick are you?' I said 'well...I'm in bed with my sister so make your own fuckin mind up lol! |
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"I was feeling poorly last week! I phoned my boss to tell him I was sick and wouldn't be in. He said 'again! how sick are you?' I said 'well...I'm in bed with my sister so make your own fuckin mind up lol! "
I cant think of a reply to that....its to early yet.  |
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