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Crude question but ......
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im afraid the ability to projectile ejaculate has forsaken me due to the 4mm piece of silky smooth stainless steel entering through my urethra and exiting down under my Gerry helmet but hey theres more to ejaculating than how far one can 'toss' it  |
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By *uriojohn OP Man
over a year ago
Near St Andrews |
"Im afraid the ability to projectile ejaculate has forsaken me due to the 4mm piece of silky smooth stainless steel entering through my urethra and exiting down under my Gerry helmet but hey theres more to ejaculating than how far one can 'toss' it "
Wow, cool |
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x
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thats a strange looking ruler ....... 
True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide..."
ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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various rates,,so i reckon its different, some times a dribbling spunker,,,somethimes its over her head,,,,, |
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x
Say aahhhhh
thats a strange looking ruler .......
True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide...
ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx"
Yup. Don't worry, this bad boy of a ruler is at least 3 inches long. If not 4!! |
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"sorry just getting ruler out to see how far back tonsils are ...pmsl x
Say aahhhhh
thats a strange looking ruler .......
True but I know exactly how long it is. Open wide...
ohhh ok but you know it is going to be def more than 1 inch though dont you ??? pmsl xx
Yup. Don't worry, this bad boy of a ruler is at least 3 inches long. If not 4!!"
SWOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!! X |
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By *uriojohn OP Man
over a year ago
Near St Andrews |
"I have known of some cum shots to hit bedroom walls and ceilings. Which was sad for me as i wanted it on my tits,face,ass,pussy actually anywhwere will do for a cum slut like me! Lol  "
Nice answer ! I wanna meet u .... Dirty girl. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it all depends on how horny you are.
I've had cum land about 3 feet away when I've been turned on and after drawing out my orgasm. On other times it just spurts out a few inches.
The ones that land 3 feet away certainly take you and the lovely lady by surprise though!! |
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xxx 
to boldly ejaculate where no sperm has ever been before! 
lol