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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her.
David Bissonette
After marriage, a husband and wife become two sides of a coin, they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want?"
Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong,
admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once....
Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Henny Youngman
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have
mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky,
mine's still alive.'
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