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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So came home on new years day we a half Ton chippy ( I was hammered ) and got to flat entrance where my 2 neighbours were enjoying there cigarettes (both 22 yer old females) as I passed I gave the token smile we an "awright" only to be asked "what the fuck do u do " I replied I'm a mechanic ???
We lass pipes up " my bedroom is below u and I can hear everything .....and I mean everything
There is a pause as want the world to open up an swallow me ( I like kinky sex so can only imagine what she's heard ) my only response as I giggled was " I have skills that make me a dangerous man " as I went upstairs smugly . What a tit I know but anyone else had problem ????? Iv now moved bedrooms |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be more concerned about a single man who keeps Matey in his bathroom - something you'd like to share......?  "
Leave matey out of it lol I love da bubbles |
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"Thankfully i live in the middle of nowhere, so nearest neighbour is a mile away. I honestly could'nt have neighbours as i make ALOT of noise when having sex and if i orgasm get the ear plugs out!  "
So no one can hear u scream .......... Interesting very interesting lol
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"Thankfully i live in the middle of nowhere, so nearest neighbour is a mile away. I honestly could'nt have neighbours as i make ALOT of noise when having sex and if i orgasm get the ear plugs out!
So no one can hear u scream .......... Interesting very interesting lol
Absolutely no-one, thank goodness! If they did, they would either be really horny 24/7, annoyed or thinking im being tortured!
That's a joke by the way "
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"Thankfully i live in the middle of nowhere, so nearest neighbour is a mile away. I honestly could'nt have neighbours as i make ALOT of noise when having sex and if i orgasm get the ear plugs out!
So no one can hear u scream .......... Interesting very interesting lol
Absolutely no-one, thank goodness! If they did, they would either be really horny 24/7, annoyed or thinking im being tortured!
Lol least they can't moan about ma cd choices for the occasion
Smack ma bitch up
That's a joke by the way "
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