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By *ar_Zan OP Man
over a year ago
Lanarkshire |
Mines was about 4 yrs ago when I was on my couples profile it was a Friday night and we had a meet arranged with 4 or 5 other couples that we had known, before the arranged time at 8pm we received a message from another couple asking if they could come so I checked out their profile and they lived in Ayr (approx 40 miles) from us, they seemed genuine so after asking all the other guests we said yes, anyways after back and forth messages especially from the male it was around 12am when 'they' arrived in a taxi and yup you guessed it it was only him that was there, luckily I seen him getting out so went straight over to him and told him to do one, not only was he on his own he was d*unk as a skunk.
After his pleading to let him come into the party was,fallen on deaf ears he asked if my Jane could come out to the taxi to give him one as get travelled all the way from Ayr lol
He left with nothing but a hefty taxi fare home and his tail between his legs, fooking chancer lol
So whats been your craziest meet?
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Myself and husband had arranged to meet a cpl at their house..got their guy opened the door takes us into the livingroom where his mrs was sat watching tv..no idea we were comming  |
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By *ar_Zan OP Man
over a year ago
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"Myself and husband had arranged to meet a cpl at their house..got their guy opened the door takes us into the livingroom where his mrs was sat watching tv..no idea we were comming "
She just sitting there in her pj's and curlers? Lol |
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I had a lass invite me round to hers sat chatting to a bit and she removed her house coat out the blue had armpits hairier than mine didn't know where to look lucky my phone had lit up my que to leave |
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By *ar_Zan OP Man
over a year ago
Lanarkshire |
"I had a lass invite me round to hers sat chatting to a bit and she removed her house coat out the blue had armpits hairier than mine didn't know where to look lucky my phone had lit up my que to leave "
Some guys are into hairy armpits but I'm with you in this one, gives me the boak  |
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Don’t know about crazy but defo weird I had been chatting to this guy for ages and decided fuck it I’ll drive through to see him, when I arrived and he invited me in for a cuppa there was literally no where to sit !! The house was rammed full of everything and anything you could imagine and loads of bags and unopened parcels everywhere I was like wtaf, he said you want to go into my room it’s a lot tidier and admittedly it was spotless with four massive tanks with snakes in them I’m talking 6foot pythons lol and he also wasn’t 5’8 more like 5’3
Had my tea and convo then made my excuses and left on driving away I noticed even the light was on in the conservatory and you could see everything piled up for all the street to see
I’m pretty sure he lived with either his parents or grandparents but they were no where to be seen nice enough guy though |
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"Myself and husband had arranged to meet a cpl at their house..got their guy opened the door takes us into the livingroom where his mrs was sat watching tv..no idea we were comming "
What was her reaction lol |
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"Myself and husband had arranged to meet a cpl at their house..got their guy opened the door takes us into the livingroom where his mrs was sat watching tv..no idea we were comming
What was her reaction lol"
she was on the site as a cpl with him...thank god but the convos online we thought were the both of them where just him..they preceded to have an argument with her saying he promised her a night out as she wasn't working so I saw my chance said hey I saw a pub across the road why don't we go wait for you both over there and we can get a dew drinks..q us getting back into our car and heading home before they came over to the pub  |
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By *ar_Zan OP Man
over a year ago
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"Don’t know about crazy but defo weird I had been chatting to this guy for ages and decided fuck it I’ll drive through to see him, when I arrived and he invited me in for a cuppa there was literally no where to sit !! The house was rammed full of everything and anything you could imagine and loads of bags and unopened parcels everywhere I was like wtaf, he said you want to go into my room it’s a lot tidier and admittedly it was spotless with four massive tanks with snakes in them I’m talking 6foot pythons lol and he also wasn’t 5’8 more like 5’3
Had my tea and convo then made my excuses and left on driving away I noticed even the light was on in the conservatory and you could see everything piled up for all the street to see
I’m pretty sure he lived with either his parents or grandparents but they were no where to be seen nice enough guy though "
Pmsl nightmare ! |
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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago
the pub or in the nude in Paisley |
Harley’s 
This guy picked me up in his van, with his dog then drove us somewhere so that if his gf checked his location it would seem legit!
We are in the back of his van about to get down to it (I know, classy right) he decides he can hear something so he gets out leaving me half undressed and gets in the front, tells me not to worry and starts driving!
Legit thought I was being human trafficked!!
Anyhoo he eventually stops, parks & I’m like right, take me home  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Myself and husband had arranged to meet a cpl at their house..got their guy opened the door takes us into the livingroom where his mrs was sat watching tv..no idea we were comming
What was her reaction lolshe was on the site as a cpl with him...thank god but the convos online we thought were the both of them where just him..they preceded to have an argument with her saying he promised her a night out as she wasn't working so I saw my chance said hey I saw a pub across the road why don't we go wait for you both over there and we can get a dew drinks..q us getting back into our car and heading home before they came over to the pub "
Lol brutal but great way of putting it across that you weren’t impressed, would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when she kicked off again |
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"Mines was about 4 yrs ago when I was on my couples profile it was a Friday night and we had a meet arranged with 4 or 5 other couples that we had known, before the arranged time at 8pm we received a message from another couple asking if they could come so I checked out their profile and they lived in Ayr (approx 40 miles) from us, they seemed genuine so after asking all the other guests we said yes, anyways after back and forth messages especially from the male it was around 12am when 'they' arrived in a taxi and yup you guessed it it was only him that was there, luckily I seen him getting out so went straight over to him and told him to do one, not only was he on his own he was d*unk as a skunk.
After his pleading to let him come into the party was,fallen on deaf ears he asked if my Jane could come out to the taxi to give him one as get travelled all the way from Ayr lol
He left with nothing but a hefty taxi fare home and his tail between his legs, fooking chancer lol
So whats been your craziest meet?
Do not mention usernames for obvious reasons..."
It’s amazing how people think if they just turn up totally different to how they have described themselves (age or being single but supposed to be a couple) they will just be accepted as if they hadn’t lied.  |
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By *ar_Zan OP Man
over a year ago
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"Mines was about 4 yrs ago when I was on my couples profile it was a Friday night and we had a meet arranged with 4 or 5 other couples that we had known, before the arranged time at 8pm we received a message from another couple asking if they could come so I checked out their profile and they lived in Ayr (approx 40 miles) from us, they seemed genuine so after asking all the other guests we said yes, anyways after back and forth messages especially from the male it was around 12am when 'they' arrived in a taxi and yup you guessed it it was only him that was there, luckily I seen him getting out so went straight over to him and told him to do one, not only was he on his own he was d*unk as a skunk.
After his pleading to let him come into the party was,fallen on deaf ears he asked if my Jane could come out to the taxi to give him one as get travelled all the way from Ayr lol
He left with nothing but a hefty taxi fare home and his tail between his legs, fooking chancer lol
So whats been your craziest meet?
Do not mention usernames for obvious reasons...
It’s amazing how people think if they just turn up totally different to how they have described themselves (age or being single but supposed to be a couple) they will just be accepted as if they hadn’t lied. "
So true but back then we had a few 'couples" who were only single guys, I would have asked him who the female was on their profile but I'd blocked his ass before reporting him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A few years ago chatted to a lady from Irvine .Got well she invited me over to her house got thier she was dressed in stockings heels .Only problem was het kids where about age toddler to teens . I asked her if it was OK with het kids about she replied yeah .it was weird in bedroom with kids in the living room. . Never met her again |
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Not a fab meet but years ago I had had a couple of dates with this woman, anyway one night she calls me saying her female friend was over and i should come and join them. I explained I had been drinking so couldn't drive and lived too far away for a taxi fare. She made it obvious what I was missing out on but I wasn't going. Next day she messages asking if I wanted to join them so I jump in the car and drive the 20 miles to hers. Get inside we start getting it on and all is fine until out of the blue she gets jealous of her pal and punches her. I was like fuck this I'm off, the other girl came with me all bloody nosed. Anyway I drove her home, she invited me in for a coffee which I accepted then her parents came round and I had to sit for about half hour answering allsorts of awkward questions. Once they left we had another fuck then I left and never saw either again. Strange day lol |
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By *ar_Zan OP Man
over a year ago
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"Not a fab meet but years ago I had had a couple of dates with this woman, anyway one night she calls me saying her female friend was over and i should come and join them. I explained I had been drinking so couldn't drive and lived too far away for a taxi fare. She made it obvious what I was missing out on but I wasn't going. Next day she messages asking if I wanted to join them so I jump in the car and drive the 20 miles to hers. Get inside we start getting it on and all is fine until out of the blue she gets jealous of her pal and punches her. I was like fuck this I'm off, the other girl came with me all bloody nosed. Anyway I drove her home, she invited me in for a coffee which I accepted then her parents came round and I had to sit for about half hour answering allsorts of awkward questions. Once they left we had another fuck then I left and never saw either again. Strange day lol "
Strange and memorable |
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By *ar_Zan OP Man
over a year ago
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"A few years ago chatted to a lady from Irvine .Got well she invited me over to her house got thier she was dressed in stockings heels .Only problem was het kids where about age toddler to teens . I asked her if it was OK with het kids about she replied yeah .it was weird in bedroom with kids in the living room. . Never met her again "
We had something similar a few years ago when we went to meet another couple local to us, turned up and their 15 or 16 daughter answers the door, I'm like "is your mum and dad in"? Her reply was "mums in but dad's away to the shop for alcohol".
We just stood there until mum came to the door and says to her daughter to go to her room for 20 minutes then she can come back into the livingroom to finish watching the movie she was watching lol once we had left.
We left there and then |
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I hadn't been on this site long and was chatting away with a girl on here when she mentioned she fancied going to a club that night, I had it in my head she was local, we exchanged numbers and chatted away some more, I suggested I pick her up and we go to the club she fancied, I was in Sunbury-on-Thames, she was in Southampton about 60 miles away, the club she wanted to go to was near me so I drove off to get her, picked her up in the dark and she gave me a peck on the cheek, she said she wasn't sure what to wear so she,d decided on a cardigan her nan had knitted her we got back to my area and went to pub where I saw her in the light for the first time, she had about 3 teeth ffs, I could feel people in the pub looking, we had a couple in the pub and headed to the club, AbFabs at Heathrow, we picked her up a bottle of vodka on the way which she was drinking like it was pop
She was quite pissed not long after we got in there and started kicking off in the cinema at a couple who she said were taking the piss, they weren't, this couple reported her to the manager but by the time he arrived she was sleeping in a chair, I explained the issue and he said she'd have to leave, when the cab arrived I gave the driver £100 and sent them on their way
Lesson learned, expensive night out  |
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By *orge71Man
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Myself and husband had arranged to meet a cpl at their house..got their guy opened the door takes us into the livingroom where his mrs was sat watching tv..no idea we were comming
She just sitting there in her pj's and curlers? Lol"
Watching Eastenders |
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