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Weidest escalation out of nowhere..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was talking to a lady about a week and a half ago who will remain nameless....
Maybe 35 messages exchanged (late night rapid fire for the first 15 or so)
She made it clear she had some kinks and I was happy to assist but then out of nowhere asked me if she could propose something for our first meet up.........
Guesses on what it was below please, here's a couple of clues...
Male anatomy
Steel (not a dildo)
Watery eyes (mine)
Reverse Cowgirl
Possible blood poisoning.....
What's you weirdest left field comment like a bolt from the blue when you thought you were getting along with someone? X |
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"I was talking to a lady about a week and a half ago who will remain nameless....
Maybe 35 messages exchanged (late night rapid fire for the first 15 or so)
She made it clear she had some kinks and I was happy to assist but then out of nowhere asked me if she could propose something for our first meet up.........
Guesses on what it was below please, here's a couple of clues...
Male anatomy
Steel (not a dildo)
Watery eyes (mine)
Reverse Cowgirl
Possible blood poisoning.....
What's you weirdest left field comment like a bolt from the blue when you thought you were getting along with someone? X"
Did she want to tattoo a sunshine around your starfish  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was talking to a lady about a week and a half ago who will remain nameless....
Maybe 35 messages exchanged (late night rapid fire for the first 15 or so)
She made it clear she had some kinks and I was happy to assist but then out of nowhere asked me if she could propose something for our first meet up.........
Guesses on what it was below please, here's a couple of clues...
Male anatomy
Steel (not a dildo)
Watery eyes (mine)
Reverse Cowgirl
Possible blood poisoning.....
What's you weirdest left field comment like a bolt from the blue when you thought you were getting along with someone? X
Did she want to tattoo a sunshine around your starfish "
Hahaha!!! If only it was that tame and that level of pain, good guess!! Xx
*Know any good tattooists? You got me thinking...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not sounding fun for you even my brain is cringing .  "
Brain cringe!! The disability that has never gotten the recognition or funding it truly deserves!! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounding?"
Again, cracking guess....!
Heard of that but think it would make my eyes water too much (and possibly turn little Hank into a garden sprinkler next time I went for a pee....lol!)
I'll reveal all tomorrow if nobody guesses correctly... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I win this. I win this shit hands down!
Met a fem from a cuck couple (I use the term cuck loosely as they have mucho to learn), I really liked her. Lovely person, just my type too, really pretty and just all round nice. Guy turned out to be a fucking gimp, pushy, abusive (only over text mind) and appeared to treat her like shite.
Fast forward 3 months and a collection of fun meets, I start getting abuse from the man nugget again and then get threatened that he will send ‘all’ of the recordings to my apparent family members on social media. Turned out she had sound recorded every single one of our meets. Every single one.
He left me alone when i told him his mum had amazingly bulbous tits on her fb profile photo.
Told you I’d win. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.
Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......
The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.
Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......
The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol
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Whaaat, ouchy  |
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"I was talking to a lady about a week and a half ago who will remain nameless....
Maybe 35 messages exchanged (late night rapid fire for the first 15 or so)
She made it clear she had some kinks and I was happy to assist but then out of nowhere asked me if she could propose something for our first meet up.........
Guesses on what it was below please, here's a couple of clues...
Male anatomy
Steel (not a dildo)
Watery eyes (mine)
Reverse Cowgirl
Possible blood poisoning.....
What's you weirdest left field comment like a bolt from the blue when you thought you were getting along with someone? X"
Nothing ventured, nothing gained lol |
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"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.
Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......
The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol
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Witchcraft   |
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"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.
Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......
The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol
Witchcraft "
Stitchcraft |
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"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.
Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......
The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol
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She couldn't be arsed making a voodoo doll..lazy or clever? |
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Blood play is something of a niche in the BDSM scene. He likes to suture labia, just one of quirks (he stressed done with sterile disposal surgical kit). Some people will drive needles through their cocks and don't get me started on what they do to ball bags. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.
Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......
The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol
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That genuinely hurt to read  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Glad my impending peril entertained you guys a little.
I'm all for experimentation but nobody is turning me into Sonic the Bollockhog making a cameo in the Saw franchise... ! |
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"Haha, some really 'inventive' people on here judging by the guesses.
Out of nowhere she said she'd like to ride me and use my balls as a pin cushion, sticking little needles into them, then rub the blood over herself as she came......
The run away and block button nearly fell off I was tapping it that fast....lol
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My word I don’t think I’ve ever winced as hard as I did while reading this |
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