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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man  over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Sentences you dont hear anymore.

Your allowed 1 go.

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By *ighlander80884Man  over a year ago

Inverness

Don't bother turning down the heating just open all the windows.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Smell yer maw!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

stick the emmersion oan im going for a bath

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By *ilveryFoxMan  over a year ago

Midlothian

Turn the big light oan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get up and turn the telly over

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Is that your dug's white shite?

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By *ugehandsMan  over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Are you gonna kenel the fire

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

We’re your born in a barn

Was your daddy a glazier

Do teabags only come in packs of one

Do I look like carnegie

Yer mams ran away with a black man

Shhhh it’s the provi woman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

wir yi born in a barn.... shut that bloody door

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By *unnycunnylinguistMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

I pumped her up the Gary glitter

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman  over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

The village bike

Everyone’s had a ride

Like throwing a chipolata up a close

Do you think I came up the Clyde in a banana boat

Children should be seen and not heard

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By *rgoodnbadMan  over a year ago

greenock

"Put that bit of wood in that hole"

Shut the door.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Just dry your hair in front of the gas fire.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mums & kids during December

Mum we need toothpaste okay hen but itl need to be part of your Christmas lol

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Mums & kids during December

Mum we need toothpaste okay hen but itl need to be part of your Christmas lol "

Toothpaste! That's where I went wrong. Lol.

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By *ishawLad85Man  over a year ago

wishaw

Away and fling shite at the moon….not heard it in a long long time lol

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

Spoofer

A term to describe someone who likes to lie

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By *helamontsCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Were aw Jock Tamson's bairns

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By *9GUYMan  over a year ago

Inverness

Two meters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't leave me , you make me complete

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Mums & kids during December

Mum we need toothpaste okay hen but itl need to be part of your Christmas lol

Toothpaste! That's where I went wrong. Lol. "

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By *iger_deepMan  over a year ago

Glenrothes

Ca tee idoor on iway oot min

Fasten yer pints afore yer trippit min

Yer spavers u deen or yi selling spunks

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Ca tee idoor on iway oot min

Fasten yer pints afore yer trippit min

Yer spavers u deen or yi selling spunks "

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By *ndiiiMan  over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

Ill knock you into the middle of next week.

Ill wipe that smile of your face.

I dont care whos got it, your not getting it.

If your aunty had balls shed be your uncle.

And only in Glasgow will you hear

Hey you ya cunt im going to boot yer balls ya prick

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By *llan seriousMan  over a year ago

glasgow

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By *llan seriousMan  over a year ago

glasgow

Try again thank you autocorrect.

Pick a windae … yir leavin’!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ca tee idoor on iway oot min

Fasten yer pints afore yer trippit min

Yer spavers u deen or yi selling spunks "

Did you type this with your feet lol? What does any of that actually mean?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yer Da is off to a see man aboot a dug

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do you think it’s outside you’re in ?

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