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Things you shouldnt say.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Beetlejuice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Candyman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scary scary

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

You’re ass doesn’t look big in that it looks ducking hiuuuge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your wearing that

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Is that a micro penis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You'd be prettier if you smiled more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it in yet !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smile..it might never happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary!

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By *iss EnormastitsWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

The bedroom ceiling needs painted again

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"The bedroom ceiling needs painted again

I already told you that!

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By *iss EnormastitsWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

"The bedroom ceiling needs painted again

I already told you that!

I know but u should hsae done it then u wouldnt need reminding lol

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"The bedroom ceiling needs painted again

I already told you that!

I know but u should hsae done it then u wouldnt need reminding lol

Och wheeesht wumin and stop naggin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that an echo in here

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By *lderChick65Woman over a year ago

my town

Is that it ....

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By *ighlander80884Man over a year ago

Inverness

I think the Tories are doing a grand job.

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By *OSCCOSMITH69Man over a year ago

glasgow / edinburgh

That you ve had sex more than once in a month especially if your a bloke orherwise your just declared andirty dawg that shags everyone with no standards or morals

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That you ve had sex more than once in a month especially if your a bloke orherwise your just declared andirty dawg that shags everyone with no standards or morals"

That punctuation is of 0 importance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fugy

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

That's biggggg hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/10/22 21:26:53]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fugy

Fugy

Fugy"

Always one who goes too far pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum/sister did it better

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By *ugehandsMan over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Ive lost my watch.!

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

[Removed by poster at 25/10/22 22:08:27]

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

"Ive lost my watch.! "

So did I!

I hope you haven't set the alarm for the same time as me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes you're right your arse looks huge in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You’re ass doesn’t look big in that it looks ducking hiuuuge "
ah missed yours 1st,great minds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“You out your mood yet?”

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Get out and I will reverse the car into the parking space.

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By *yrshiremischiefMan over a year ago

Kilmarnock

[Removed by poster at 25/10/22 22:19:16]

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By *yrshiremischiefMan over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"That you ve had sex more than once in a month especially if your a bloke orherwise your just declared andirty dawg that shags everyone with no standards or morals

That punctuation is of 0 importance "

Yes, you can comment on someone else's punctuation without finishing your own sentence with a full stop.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really like big girls……

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By *coobyABCMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

Looks like a wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, you can comment on someone else's punctuation without finishing your own sentence with a full stop."

Haha, well said

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You dont look a day over 50, you probably did a few years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That you ve had sex more than once in a month especially if your a bloke orherwise your just declared andirty dawg that shags everyone with no standards or morals

That punctuation is of 0 importance "

Good punctuation is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

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By *assy69Man over a year ago

West Sussex and Powys

"Fugy

Fugy

Fugy"

Steady on now!!! Say that too often and the vertically challenged, pantaloon wearing little fella might just appear

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Your dad just came in..., then he sorted the curtains before going.

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By *coobyABCMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

Can you smell that ?

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By *oppolocosTV/TS over a year ago

inverurie

"Is that an echo in here "

Another thing you shouldn't say!

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By *tew1985Man over a year ago

Near You

The shadow you cast gets no smaller.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I asked for a face pic I didn't necessarily mean one of yours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your dad fuxks Better than you.

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By *uffolkJohnMan over a year ago

Newmarket

"Your dad fuxks Better than you. "

and even worse if he replied 'yes that's what my sister said'.

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By *et another guyMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

Have you cum yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got AIDS

after doing bareback

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By *ama bamaMan over a year ago

dalkeith

as your mates says did you finger her. and you offer up your finger and say smell. and he says smells of shit.

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By *tirling DarkCouple over a year ago

Stirling

Is it in?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m sure your beautiful on the inside

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Is that another bar of chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will you marry me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're very vanilla to the other girls have met of fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that a micro penis? "

Yes

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By *rFunBoyMan over a year ago

Longridge

"Is it in yet !

FART, and give me a clue...

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Tain

You want to go again? That was an exhausting 30 seconds, let me sleep.

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By *ugehandsMan over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Your sister was tighter

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By *eeling hot hot hotCouple over a year ago

North Ayrshire

"Smile..it might never happen

What can I say, I like smiles, I think they are sexy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smile..it might never happen

What can I say, I like smiles, I think they are sexy

Smiles are the best. I’m totally with you on this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can park a bus in there!

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By *astlincscoupleCouple over a year ago

Tinsel Town

"I always fact check with the Fab Swinger site first".

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By *uietbloke67Man over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Oo sorry ...Am I ...whit am a like. Achh well it's in noooo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘Older woman’

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Ah, it wasn't inches you were talking about.

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

I have a thing for curves and BBWs

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By *uffolkJohnMan over a year ago

Newmarket

"I have a thing for curves and BBWs

or... I do love them, but get a little nervous when they want to sit on my face.

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