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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What are the best sayings u have heard to describe something either sexually or just down right silly.

Mine is desceibing how wet a woman was ( As Wet as an Otters Paws)

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By *yrman57Man over a year ago

Ayr

'Up your dung funnel' !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Otters pocket

Dripping like a knackered fridge

If it wasn’t for millimetres he’d be a women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fanny like a wizards sleeve

Dropped lasagne

And the good auld burst couch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Up the Ronson's lighter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's some cracking patter in here.

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By *ax19862002Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

Like pumping a bucket of water

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By *larkandlois14Couple over a year ago

Clydebank

Like throwing a sausage up a close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hotdog in a Hallway

Centimetre Weaner

Surfin a gherkin

Smenis or Camembert Cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nipples that tie yer shoe laces

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tongue punch your fartbox.

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By *ax19862002Man over a year ago

Ayrshire

In about it like a dug eating beetroot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face like a Pitbull chewing a wasp

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By *angers1986Man over a year ago

Bellshill

I've seen more meat on a smear test

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Couldnt finish in a brothel

Is it in yet

Do u need a map

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By *apman02Man over a year ago

glasgow

Like opening a window and shagging the night.

Like a sack of totties.

I can take the smell if you can the pain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had more rides than a Blackpool donkey.

Up n down like a whores draws

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leave her like a painter's radio.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had sex on my period..place was like a butchers shop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tits like bee stings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your a bigger bum than 10 arses", or "your a worse liar than eat the breed". My granny used to use both of these if she thought we were being less than truthfull.

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By *inthgowmale45Man over a year ago

linlithgow

Nipples like fork lift starter buttons.

Or semi for a guy wetty for a girl

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By *ANDA!Man over a year ago

DUMFRIES

She had nipples you could hang a wet army blanket on.

Shes seen more japs eyes than a Tokyo optician

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sausage up a close

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By *ock74Man over a year ago

Glasgow

A fanny like a stab wound on a gorillas back....

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