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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever. |
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"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever."
Iv had the stuff from hospital and it certainly wasn't 5mins!
It was litres of the stuff over the course of the day |
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Eh the stuff you get from
Hospitals is not the way to get clean !!! Drink plenty of fluids the day before of and on the day if possible that should help things move and on the day use a douche to get things moving if they don’t naturally and then a douche afterwards
Using hospital grade enemy’s etc is more likely to cause explosive and unwanted results and lots of built up wind and possibly even a burning ring of fire prior to the even so no don’t go down that route |
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"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever.
Iv had the stuff from hospital and it certainly wasn't 5mins!
It was litres of the stuff over the course of the day"
Exactly this the hospital stuff you start taking 48hours before surgery |
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"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever."
The stuff they give you in a hospital before an operation is an enema and that's basically a bottle of cold water with a nozzle on it that gets squeezed into you while you lie on your side and try not to cover the nurse in shite.
The drink you're talking about is what they give you the day before and trust me, you are not sorted after 5 minutes. It'll take about 30 minutes to kick in and when it does, you better get a thick book to read while you're on the pan cause your night is officially a write off! |
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"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever.
The stuff they give you in a hospital before an operation is an enema and that's basically a bottle of cold water with a nozzle on it that gets squeezed into you while you lie on your side and try not to cover the nurse in shite.
The drink you're talking about is what they give you the day before and trust me, you are not sorted after 5 minutes. It'll take about 30 minutes to kick in and when it does, you better get a thick book to read while you're on the pan cause your night is officially a write off!"
30minutes? I need to write a letter of complaint as I had a much longer process than that  |
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"Ask a gay man the majority we know recommend shower head designed for douching. Or you could go for a "high, hot" soapy water enema from the good old days. "
Ah the good ole soap up the bumhole trick  |
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"Stay away from the laxatives!!!
My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x
Not eat for a day  "
Aye, works miracles for the waistline as well. I'd highly recommend it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stay away from the laxatives!!!
My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x
Not eat for a day
Aye, works miracles for the waistline as well. I'd highly recommend it "
Don't fancy the starvation diet |
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"Stay away from the laxatives!!!
My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x
Not eat for a day
Aye, works miracles for the waistline as well. I'd highly recommend it
Don't fancy the starvation diet "
Yeah I figured Each to their own kinda thing x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Soup will do it instead of not eating!
Check out an artist called Blindjaw - he did a series of cartoons that goes into detail. They are really quite funny.
Shower head attachment is fastest and easiest, but be careful not to use too much water, or it will end up long and messy. |
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By *ktartenMan
over a year ago
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Phyllium husk has been reccomended by a bi friend. It is available from health food shops as a natural laxative.
I find it all a bit hit and miss.
To do really well does take time.
I have been using a bulb douche but may try the shower hose attachment today.
Main rule seems for girls is don't double dip- ie best not to go back to vag sex after anal unless wearing a condom 1st.
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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Stay away from the laxatives!!!
My regime is to not eat for a day and rinse it out with an anal douche. Quite frankly too much effort, so I really only save it for special occasions x"
Spot on advice.
For checking use an appropriate dildo, and see how clean it is.
Other than that, a little bit of mess happens, have some wipes and stay safe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Way to much work and preparation for me. I'm at the age now where you're lucky if I shave the hedgehog. Fuck ramming a garden hose up my hoop to give a polish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not eating for a day, sticking shower attachments up yer bum, cleaning yourself out... stuff that carry on for some sex "
Exactly. Me and ma smelly arsehole would rather have a night on the couch with Strictly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?
Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.
 yup "
A fellow manky burd! (High five) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?
Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.
yup
A fellow manky burd! (High five) "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?
Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.
yup
A fellow manky burd! (High five) "
Whenever my ex use to offer me a massage I knew what was coming |
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A good healthy diet to start with...
You need your poop to be in solid forms for it to be easily ejected.
If your poop is sticky /slimey you ain't never gonna clean that passage without an industrial power hose.
Fibre, fibre, fibre.... eat yes greens and all that....
On the day of the activity. As others have mentioned, eat little, clean and douche a good few hours before hand. Then again half an hour before the activity.
Lub is your best friend.
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"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?
Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in."
Just make sure no sweetcorn that’s gets awkward so fast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?
Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.
Just make sure no sweetcorn that’s gets awkward so fast "
Aye. Bit of a passion killer if you turn round and it's looks like he's got a wee Lego man's heid jammed under his foreskin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?
Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.
Just make sure no sweetcorn that’s gets awkward so fast
Aye. Bit of a passion killer if you turn round and it's looks like he's got a wee Lego man's heid jammed under his foreskin."
You’re fully going at it, he’s got you in doggie, gets the thumb wet, and just before he gives the ole thumber in the bummer ‘umm…did you eat any sweetcorn yesterday? Or perhaps for lunch? Also, hope you avoided that leftover vindaloo. Ring sting is one thing, flaming rod of doom is another situation all together..’ |
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"So does no one here just spontaneously do the brown luvvin? Is it always a military operation?
Wee bit of spit and he used to just slide it in.
Just make sure no sweetcorn that’s gets awkward so fast
Aye. Bit of a passion killer if you turn round and it's looks like he's got a wee Lego man's heid jammed under his foreskin."
That’s the moment when ass to mouth is a must  |
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"I mean some stuff they give you in hospital before op or scan, you drink it and ur sorted in 5 mins. Shower is not very healthy if u use it often plus takes forever."
If your in a hurry theres always the lavy brush and toilet duck for those hard to reach places.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Best way in my opinion is good communication and be in very open and trusting terms with your partner...don't forget anything you can't talk about...in my opinion that is. |
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Night before lots of fluids , senokot and lactlousle. In the morning a suppositorie, then get on the throne, wait for the rumble of the opening of the bomb doors and push push push. Afterwards a good douche. That's my tip. I have to do that every day, cursed spinal injury. |
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