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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's the most annoying noise in the world?

I reckon it's the noise of someone else using a hairdryer.

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By *ekked JackMan  over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Someone chewing, especially with their mouth open or while talking.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Snoring, that stops you from sleeping. Worse if it's your own snoring.

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By *ldershyguyMan  over a year ago

Mansfield

Nicola Sturgeon...lol

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By *exicolaMan  over a year ago

West Lothian

Dripping water when trying to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cat cleaning her claws with her teeth..

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

Children in general, playing, crying, whining, talking, breathing. Just an overall irritation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone whistling out of tune

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

A moth in your bedroom when you're trying to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Constant sniffing.

Blow your fucking bugle!

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By *ringles0510Woman  over a year ago

Central Borders

Dogs barking and howling. All f*cking day!!!! On occasion all night as well

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Baby’s crying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The B.B.C. for the next week or so. Laying it on pretty thick now

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan  over a year ago

Gourock

Any noise when I come off a nightshift

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wee spoiled greeting faced kids

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By *heHornyWandererMan  over a year ago

glasgow

An alarm clock on Monday morning

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By *ddkkk91Man  over a year ago

fife

Shovel moving against wheel barrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Baby’s crying."

That just upsets me.

First time I left my son as a baby with my Mum and went for a coffee. Wee baby screaming it's nut off in the cafe.....I could literally feel my tits ache and my milk come in. "Gonnae pick your wean up hen or I'll need to stick a nipple in his gub!"

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"Baby’s crying.

That just upsets me.

First time I left my son as a baby with my Mum and went for a coffee. Wee baby screaming it's nut off in the cafe.....I could literally feel my tits ache and my milk come in. "Gonnae pick your wean up hen or I'll need to stick a nipple in his gub!""

*Cries in baby*

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Baby’s crying.

That just upsets me.

First time I left my son as a baby with my Mum and went for a coffee. Wee baby screaming it's nut off in the cafe.....I could literally feel my tits ache and my milk come in. "Gonnae pick your wean up hen or I'll need to stick a nipple in his gub!""

My own babies, I was good with. Not everyone else’s.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Baby’s crying.

That just upsets me.

First time I left my son as a baby with my Mum and went for a coffee. Wee baby screaming it's nut off in the cafe.....I could literally feel my tits ache and my milk come in. "Gonnae pick your wean up hen or I'll need to stick a nipple in his gub!"

My own babies, I was good with. Not everyone else’s. "

Especially when there are multiple babies and they all set each other off!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone breathing loud

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Wee spoiled greeting faced kids"

^^this^^

Especially when their taking a tantrum

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By *tirling DarkCouple  over a year ago

Stirling


"Someone chewing, especially with their mouth open or while talking. "

This, why do they think we need to see what they are eating, get some manners and close your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When your trying to make mashed potatoes and the noise from the masher grinding the pan. Eeekkkk

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By *4Fun11Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Wee spoiled greeting faced kids

^^this^^

Especially when their taking a tantrum "

* they’re

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Loads!!!

Someone scratching a fork between their teeth whil eating.

Loud chewing.

Dog licking it's bits.

Someone over the top sneezing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who talk loud as f#ck on the phone / facetime! Nobody want to know your drivel!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone whistling out of tune"

I might be guilty of this

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By *ontrosebicoupMan  over a year ago

MONTROSE

Celtic fans

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Baristas saying their machine is broken, but they have filter coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone constantly clearing their throat. Humming too, that really gets on my tits

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By *estless nativeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

A knife on a bottle (or other glass items)

Not in the context of the thread but infrasound (lower than 20Hz) can stimulate the nervous system and cause a sensation similar to sea sickness.

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Old one. Chalk on a chalkboard. Run your nails down it and you’ll get the boot or a sharp exit from me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The B.B.C. for the next week or so. Laying it on pretty thick now"

Been the best thing in a long time the bbc have shown

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Celtic fans"

Thia too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Celtic fans

Thia too "

We won't be able to complain about any noise from your lot tonight after about 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Foxes screaming at night ...and really early morn seagulls bunch of annoying feckers...

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By *cotsmanXxMan  over a year ago

Near Perth

The sound of someone complaining for the sake of complaining really gets only my wick. You know the kind of person that complains because their food is too hot when they get it in a restaurant! Lol

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By *loki the BoatbuilderMan  over a year ago

Kattegat

Ed Sheeran

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By *ineinchtonyMan  over a year ago

Airdrie

Crying wains

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By *asyGoingMan123Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *asyGoingMan123Man  over a year ago

Glasgow

My neighbours and the gulls that arrived on my roof about two months ago.

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By *ugehandsMan  over a year ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Hotel Air conditioning units.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People who insist on phoning everyone they know when they’re on a long train journey…

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Someone chewing, especially with their mouth open or while talking.

This, why do they think we need to see what they are eating, get some manners and close your mouth."

Misophonia

Hating the sound of chewing and slurping may be linked to psychiatric conditions

I don't like it either

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman  over a year ago

Midlothian

A continually ringing phone does my head in, especially with the harsh classic ring.

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By *r Mrs tsunamiCouple  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Someone chewing, especially with their mouth open or while talking. "

This

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By *exy gentMan  over a year ago

Midlothian


"Someone chewing, especially with their mouth open or while talking.

This"

Yeah, this and noisy eaters

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By *fficegirlTV/TS  over a year ago

edinburgh

That sound in the middle of the night when you know you have a mouse in the house eek

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"People who talk loud as f#ck on the phone / facetime! Nobody want to know your drivel!"

Especially on the bus!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A ball bouncing in concrete continually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m an office, someone who continually bounces their leg / restless legs.

I have sympathy that’s it’s not always controllable, but for fucks sake take the keys and change out of your pockets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Squeaky wheel barrow wheel….
"Shovel moving against wheel barrow "

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