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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Who fancies a game?

1. I have shagged a member of Liberty x

2. I had a two year fling with my mates mum when I was a teen.

3. Today’s top 10 on fab pics there are 3 females who have had my cock in their mouths.

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen

1. I've been caught by the coastguard helicopter having outdoor fun

2. I've had DP and loved it

3. I love dressing up in lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1. I've been caught by the coastguard helicopter having outdoor fun

2. I've had DP and loved it

3. I love dressing up in lingerie

"

1 is the lie??

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. I've been caught by the coastguard helicopter having outdoor fun

2. I've had DP and loved it

3. I love dressing up in lingerie

1 is the lie??"

Actually that 1 is true

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By *ANDA!Man  over a year ago

DUMFRIES

1. at age 41 my body count is below 20

2. I travelled 4hrs to meet only for her to start her cycle as I was on route so ended up just getting a gobble

3. I fucked a friend, she got feels and started to ignore me even though I would have liked a relationship. so I fucked her niece as petty revenge

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Who fancies a game?

1. I have shagged a member of Liberty x

2. I had a two year fling with my mates mum when I was a teen.

3. Today’s top 10 on fab pics there are 3 females who have had my cock in their mouths. "

Btw no 3 for your lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who fancies a game?

1. I have shagged a member of Liberty x

2. I had a two year fling with my mates mum when I was a teen.

3. Today’s top 10 on fab pics there are 3 females who have had my cock in their mouths.

Btw no 3 for your lie"

Nope x

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

1. My bacon sandwiches must contain a minimum of 8 rashers

2. I’d a barber who would rub their tits against the back of my head on purpose. His name was John

3. I keep my jelly tots in the freezer

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"Who fancies a game?

1. I have shagged a member of Liberty x

2. I had a two year fling with my mates mum when I was a teen.

3. Today’s top 10 on fab pics there are 3 females who have had my cock in their mouths. "

As hopefully for you as I am, I think number 1 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Who fancies a game?

1. I have shagged a member of Liberty x

2. I had a two year fling with my mates mum when I was a teen.

3. Today’s top 10 on fab pics there are 3 females who have had my cock in their mouths.

As hopefully for you as I am, I think number 1 is the lie "

Nope number 2 is the lie!

They had split up by that time but still counting it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1. My bacon sandwiches must contain a minimum of 8 rashers

2. I’d a barber who would rub their tits against the back of my head on purpose. His name was John

3. I keep my jelly tots in the freezer

"

Nobody keeps jelly tots in the freezer lol

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"1. My bacon sandwiches must contain a minimum of 8 rashers

2. I’d a barber who would rub their tits against the back of my head on purpose. His name was John

3. I keep my jelly tots in the freezer

Nobody keeps jelly tots in the freezer lol"

I do

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing "

I suspect that number 1 is the lie

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By *ANDA!Man  over a year ago

DUMFRIES


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing "

You hate your feet being touched si I'm guessing 1

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing

You hate your feet being touched si I'm guessing 1"

Correct

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing I suspect that number 1 is the lie "

It gave me the boke just typing it haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing I suspect that number 1 is the lie

It gave me the boke just typing it haha "

Well not knowing about your dislike of feet I was going to say number 2 so I’m pretty impressed that one is true.

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing I suspect that number 1 is the lie

It gave me the boke just typing it haha

Well not knowing about your dislike of feet I was going to say number 2 so I’m pretty impressed that one is true. "

Haha well thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing I suspect that number 1 is the lie

It gave me the boke just typing it haha

Well not knowing about your dislike of feet I was going to say number 2 so I’m pretty impressed that one is true.

Haha well thank you "

Was the boss in the car

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing I suspect that number 1 is the lie

It gave me the boke just typing it haha

Well not knowing about your dislike of feet I was going to say number 2 so I’m pretty impressed that one is true.

Haha well thank you

Was the boss in the car "

I read that as though the guy parked next to the boss and gave the boss a bj

Ok I'll get my coat

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. My bacon sandwiches must contain a minimum of 8 rashers

2. I’d a barber who would rub their tits against the back of my head on purpose. His name was John

3. I keep my jelly tots in the freezer

Nobody keeps jelly tots in the freezer lol

I do "

I'm going for the barber. I would love 8 rashers in my bacon butty too!

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. at age 41 my body count is below 20

2. I travelled 4hrs to meet only for her to start her cycle as I was on route so ended up just getting a gobble

3. I fucked a friend, she got feels and started to ignore me even though I would have liked a relationship. so I fucked her niece as petty revenge"

I'm going to guess no 3

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By *ANDA!Man  over a year ago

DUMFRIES


"1. at age 41 my body count is below 20

2. I travelled 4hrs to meet only for her to start her cycle as I was on route so ended up just getting a gobble

3. I fucked a friend, she got feels and started to ignore me even though I would have liked a relationship. so I fucked her niece as petty revenge

I'm going to guess no 3"

That's one is actually true, the horrible bastard I used to be.

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing I suspect that number 1 is the lie

It gave me the boke just typing it haha

Well not knowing about your dislike of feet I was going to say number 2 so I’m pretty impressed that one is true.

Haha well thank you

Was the boss in the car "

No but he was due to finish and could have left at anytime

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"1. I love wanking guys with my feet.

2. I got a guy to park next to my bosses car and gave him a bj on my break.

3. My biggest turn on is kissing I suspect that number 1 is the lie

It gave me the boke just typing it haha

Well not knowing about your dislike of feet I was going to say number 2 so I’m pretty impressed that one is true.

Haha well thank you

Was the boss in the car

I read that as though the guy parked next to the boss and gave the boss a bj

Ok I'll get my coat "

Hahaha don't think the boss would have been happy

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"1. My bacon sandwiches must contain a minimum of 8 rashers

2. I’d a barber who would rub their tits against the back of my head on purpose. His name was John

3. I keep my jelly tots in the freezer

Nobody keeps jelly tots in the freezer lol

I do

I'm going for the barber. I would love 8 rashers in my bacon butty too! "

Yep John was the lie, I think her name was Cheryl

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By *igGs19Woman  over a year ago

Castle Douglas

1. Had sex with a little person on the first date, not all of him was little and it was one of the best sessions I've had.

2. Had car fun in the front seat with a college buddy in a service station, in full view of the M74 and CCTVs.

3. Slept over with a uni boyfriend at his folks house, they caught us at it just as he reached the point of no return, so he evacuated his load inside me whilst locking eyes with his mother.

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By *orthseatiger69Man  over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire


"1. Had sex with a little person on the first date, not all of him was little and it was one of the best sessions I've had.

2. Had car fun in the front seat with a college buddy in a service station, in full view of the M74 and CCTVs.

3. Slept over with a uni boyfriend at his folks house, they caught us at it just as he reached the point of no return, so he evacuated his load inside me whilst locking eyes with his mother.

"

I thought one had to be a lie

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"1. Had sex with a little person on the first date, not all of him was little and it was one of the best sessions I've had.

2. Had car fun in the front seat with a college buddy in a service station, in full view of the M74 and CCTVs.

3. Slept over with a uni boyfriend at his folks house, they caught us at it just as he reached the point of no return, so he evacuated his load inside me whilst locking eyes with his mother.

"

I want three to be the lie for that poor lads sake

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By *ANDA!Man  over a year ago

DUMFRIES


"1. Had sex with a little person on the first date, not all of him was little and it was one of the best sessions I've had.

2. Had car fun in the front seat with a college buddy in a service station, in full view of the M74 and CCTVs.

3. Slept over with a uni boyfriend at his folks house, they caught us at it just as he reached the point of no return, so he evacuated his load inside me whilst locking eyes with his mother.

"

2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1) was caught with an ex having balcony sex in Ibiza kept going with the person that caught us continuing to watch

2) i love having my balls sucked and can cum from that alone when they get lots and lots of attention

3) I've participated in a few video clips that have made it onto a well know website with the letters O and F involved where the female has made some money from them

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By *igGs19Woman  over a year ago

Castle Douglas


"1. Had sex with a little person on the first date, not all of him was little and it was one of the best sessions I've had.

2. Had car fun in the front seat with a college buddy in a service station, in full view of the M74 and CCTVs.

3. Slept over with a uni boyfriend at his folks house, they caught us at it just as he reached the point of no return, so he evacuated his load inside me whilst locking eyes with his mother.

I want three to be the lie for that poor lads sake "

We have a winner, three was the lie

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By *ittlemissbella69Woman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"1) was caught with an ex having balcony sex in Ibiza kept going with the person that caught us continuing to watch

2) i love having my balls sucked and can cum from that alone when they get lots and lots of attention

3) I've participated in a few video clips that have made it onto a well know website with the letters O and F involved where the female has made some money from them "

I like 1 but I'm going to guess 2

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"1. Had sex with a little person on the first date, not all of him was little and it was one of the best sessions I've had.

2. Had car fun in the front seat with a college buddy in a service station, in full view of the M74 and CCTVs.

3. Slept over with a uni boyfriend at his folks house, they caught us at it just as he reached the point of no return, so he evacuated his load inside me whilst locking eyes with his mother.

I want three to be the lie for that poor lads sake

We have a winner, three was the lie "

Thank f*ck for that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Here goes.

1: I was getting serious with a new GF and we went for dinner to meet her mother and auntie. I soon realised that I had a one night stand with the mother about six weeks prior to meeting my partner of that time.

2: I was out shopping for clothes one day and got very friendly with the shop advisor. So much that she sucked me to completion in the changing room of a high street shop in Edinburgh.

3: During attending a masked party in East Lothian. I noticed my neighbours were in attendance. Now I didn’t particularly fond my neighbour attractive, but I hated her husband with a passion that I ended up fucking her whilst he watched. To this day they still don’t know I was.

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By *othstMan  over a year ago

Brighton

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake."

3 is the lie x

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake."

1

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake.

3 is the lie x "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake.

1 "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here goes.

1: I was getting serious with a new GF and we went for dinner to meet her mother and auntie. I soon realised that I had a one night stand with the mother about six weeks prior to meeting my partner of that time.

2: I was out shopping for clothes one day and got very friendly with the shop advisor. So much that she sucked me to completion in the changing room of a high street shop in Edinburgh.

3: During attending a masked party in East Lothian. I noticed my neighbours were in attendance. Now I didn’t particularly fond my neighbour attractive, but I hated her husband with a passion that I ended up fucking her whilst he watched. To this day they still don’t know I was. "

For 1 of them to be true means you're a mad tart!

No 1 is the lie?

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake.

1

Nope "

You can’t eat a packet of Jaffa cakes in one sitting? I didn’t think that was an option with Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here goes.

1: I was getting serious with a new GF and we went for dinner to meet her mother and auntie. I soon realised that I had a one night stand with the mother about six weeks prior to meeting my partner of that time.

2: I was out shopping for clothes one day and got very friendly with the shop advisor. So much that she sucked me to completion in the changing room of a high street shop in Edinburgh.

3: During attending a masked party in East Lothian. I noticed my neighbours were in attendance. Now I didn’t particularly fond my neighbour attractive, but I hated her husband with a passion that I ended up fucking her whilst he watched. To this day they still don’t know I was.

For 1 of them to be true means you're a mad tart!

No 1 is the lie?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake.

1

Nope

You can’t eat a packet of Jaffa cakes in one sitting? I didn’t think that was an option with Jaffa cakes "

I hate them.

Now Kit Kats....pfft....I can tan 2 packets!

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake.

1

Nope

You can’t eat a packet of Jaffa cakes in one sitting? I didn’t think that was an option with Jaffa cakes

I hate them.

Now Kit Kats....pfft....I can tan 2 packets! "

I could happily do both

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1) was caught with an ex having balcony sex in Ibiza kept going with the person that caught us continuing to watch

2) i love having my balls sucked and can cum from that alone when they get lots and lots of attention

3) I've participated in a few video clips that have made it onto a well know website with the letters O and F involved where the female has made some money from them

I like 1 but I'm going to guess 2"

Haha we all like 1! But you're right 2is the lie how I wish it wasn't... Maybe someone could prove me wrong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I've been caught by the coastguard helicopter having outdoor fun

2. I've had DP and loved it

3. I love dressing up in lingerie

"

Number two is your lie

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

1. I was caught by housekeeping having some me time in a hotel.

2. I was wanked of at the bar in a pub way back in the day.

3. I have had a chocolate mousse and single cream body massage.

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By *ANDA!Man  over a year ago

DUMFRIES


"1. I was caught by housekeeping having some me time in a hotel.

2. I was wanked of at the bar in a pub way back in the day.

3. I have had a chocolate mousse and single cream body massage. "

Thats a toughie, as they all sound plausible. So stab in the dark I'd say 2

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus


"1. I was caught by housekeeping having some me time in a hotel.

2. I was wanked of at the bar in a pub way back in the day.

3. I have had a chocolate mousse and single cream body massage. "

I’m hoping 2 is the lie

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"1. I was caught by housekeeping having some me time in a hotel.

2. I was wanked of at the bar in a pub way back in the day.

3. I have had a chocolate mousse and single cream body massage.

Thats a toughie, as they all sound plausible. So stab in the dark I'd say 2"

Nope.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"1. I was caught by housekeeping having some me time in a hotel.

2. I was wanked of at the bar in a pub way back in the day.

3. I have had a chocolate mousse and single cream body massage.

Thats a toughie, as they all sound plausible. So stab in the dark I'd say 2

Nope. "

il say 3 is the lie

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By *cottieboy123Man  over a year ago

Perth


"1. I was caught on CCTV giving a blowjob at his work.

2. I can eat a whole packet of Jaffa Cakes in one sitting.

3. I sent my best and most explicit pic ever to a family member by mistake.

1

Nope

You can’t eat a packet of Jaffa cakes in one sitting? I didn’t think that was an option with Jaffa cakes

I hate them.

Now Kit Kats....pfft....I can tan 2 packets! "

BJ on cctv led to promotion for a female colleague many years ago.

And who hasn't emailed to the family, great conversation starter over Christmas lunch. . . .

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By *erberaWoman  over a year ago

Aberdeen


"1. I've been caught by the coastguard helicopter having outdoor fun

2. I've had DP and loved it

3. I love dressing up in lingerie

Number two is your lie "

Correct, have never tried it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1) I was propositioned by a porn star in a Las Vegas lift.

2) I gave a girl so many orgasms in one night, she locked herself in the bathroom to get away from me.

3) I've had sex on the subway on a Saturday night.

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

1) I was the first one into a friend of my mum after her husband wanked himself to death.

2) I've had fantastic sex with the dominatrix to a leading Scottish politician

3) Every time I've worn my kilt to a social function I've never failed to pull

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"1. I was caught by housekeeping having some me time in a hotel.

2. I was wanked of at the bar in a pub way back in the day.

3. I have had a chocolate mousse and single cream body massage.

Thats a toughie, as they all sound plausible. So stab in the dark I'd say 2

Nope. il say 3 is the lie "

Yes it is.

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"1) I was the first one into a friend of my mum after her husband wanked himself to death.

2) I've had fantastic sex with the dominatrix to a leading Scottish politician

3) Every time I've worn my kilt to a social function I've never failed to pull"

Number 1 is the lie.

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th

1. I have been going to swingers clubs for 10+ years

2. I have been spit roasted

3. I have flogged a sub in front of over 50 people

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"1. I have been going to swingers clubs for 10+ years

2. I have been spit roasted

3. I have flogged a sub in front of over 50 people"

Number 3 is the lie.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I tell the truth

I never lie

I lie

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I tell the truth

I never lie

I lie

"

It has to be I lie, by a process of deduction.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tell the truth

I never lie

I lie

It has to be I lie, by a process of deduction. "

You did read the post heading??? Shit maybe I misunderstood it

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I tell the truth

I never lie

I lie

It has to be I lie, by a process of deduction.

You did read the post heading??? Shit maybe I misunderstood it "

I'm beginning to wonder now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tell the truth

I never lie

I lie

It has to be I lie, by a process of deduction.

You did read the post heading??? Shit maybe I misunderstood it

I'm beginning to wonder now. "

Shhhh let’s just pretend we never said this… no one will notice

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I tell the truth

I never lie

I lie

It has to be I lie, by a process of deduction.

You did read the post heading??? Shit maybe I misunderstood it

I'm beginning to wonder now.

Shhhh let’s just pretend we never said this… no one will notice "

Who me? Said what? When?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I tell the truth

I never lie

I lie

It has to be I lie, by a process of deduction.

You did read the post heading??? Shit maybe I misunderstood it

I'm beginning to wonder now.

Shhhh let’s just pretend we never said this… no one will notice

Who me? Said what? When? "

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th


"1. I have been going to swingers clubs for 10+ years

2. I have been spit roasted

3. I have flogged a sub in front of over 50 people

Number 3 is the lie. "

Nope - it's now 50:50 or Flog a friend, sorry phone a friend.

3. Happened @ NNYE Torture Garden Last year.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here goes.

1: I was getting serious with a new GF and we went for dinner to meet her mother and auntie. I soon realised that I had a one night stand with the mother about six weeks prior to meeting my partner of that time.

2: I was out shopping for clothes one day and got very friendly with the shop advisor. So much that she sucked me to completion in the changing room of a high street shop in Edinburgh.

3: During attending a masked party in East Lothian. I noticed my neighbours were in attendance. Now I didn’t particularly fond my neighbour attractive, but I hated her husband with a passion that I ended up fucking her whilst he watched. To this day they still don’t know I was.

For 1 of them to be true means you're a mad tart!

No 1 is the lie?

Nope "

no 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here goes.

1: I was getting serious with a new GF and we went for dinner to meet her mother and auntie. I soon realised that I had a one night stand with the mother about six weeks prior to meeting my partner of that time.

2: I was out shopping for clothes one day and got very friendly with the shop advisor. So much that she sucked me to completion in the changing room of a high street shop in Edinburgh.

3: During attending a masked party in East Lothian. I noticed my neighbours were in attendance. Now I didn’t particularly fond my neighbour attractive, but I hated her husband with a passion that I ended up fucking her whilst he watched. To this day they still don’t know I was.

For 1 of them to be true means you're a mad tart!

No 1 is the lie?

Nope

no 2 "

**CORRECT***

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

OK here goes

1 At a 30th party I noticed I'd had sex with 6 people that were at the party at various times

2 I appeared on an album cover

3 I still write to my primary school pen pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK here goes

1 At a 30th party I noticed I'd had sex with 6 people that were at the party at various times

2 I appeared on an album cover

3 I still write to my primary school pen pal "

Oh I want to know what album cover. Is 3 your lie?

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"OK here goes

1 At a 30th party I noticed I'd had sex with 6 people that were at the party at various times

2 I appeared on an album cover

3 I still write to my primary school pen pal

Oh I want to know what album cover. Is 3 your lie?"

Correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK here goes

1 At a 30th party I noticed I'd had sex with 6 people that were at the party at various times

2 I appeared on an album cover

3 I still write to my primary school pen pal

Oh I want to know what album cover. Is 3 your lie?

Correct "

Album cover??

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"OK here goes

1 At a 30th party I noticed I'd had sex with 6 people that were at the party at various times

2 I appeared on an album cover

3 I still write to my primary school pen pal

Oh I want to know what album cover. Is 3 your lie?

Correct

Album cover??"

That's one I'll take to the grave I'm afraid

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea


"1) I was the first one into a friend of my mum after her husband wanked himself to death.

2) I've had fantastic sex with the dominatrix to a leading Scottish politician

3) Every time I've worn my kilt to a social function I've never failed to pull

Number 1 is the lie. "

No, bizarre though it is, number 1 is actually true. You couldn't actually make up the chain of events that led up to it happening.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh sounds fun.

1. I had a romantic encounter with Sean Young (blade runner)

2. I had a threesome in the stairwell of a downtown apartment

3. I received a daytime blowjob at the top of Arthur’s seat.

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By *assy69Man  over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

I once shot my best friend, for a laugh

I once came second in a pie eating contest

I have performed on stage with the Royal Shakespeare Company at Stratford

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh sounds fun.

1. I had a romantic encounter with Sean Young (blade runner)

2. I had a threesome in the stairwell of a downtown apartment

3. I received a daytime blowjob at the top of Arthur’s seat. "

Number 2 has the potential to be true so I’m saying that’s your lie? I know it makes no sense to have that reasoning!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I have been going to swingers clubs for 10+ years

2. I have been spit roasted

3. I have flogged a sub in front of over 50 people

Number 3 is the lie.

Nope - it's now 50:50 or Flog a friend, sorry phone a friend.

3. Happened @ NNYE Torture Garden Last year."

is 2 the lie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1. i’ve done DVP with two big cocks.

2. i nearly got caught at work bent over the office managers desk. when the paper delivery man came in to drop off the morning metro.

3. i joined the mile high club on the way back from a mad weekend in ibiza.

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

1. Made a lassie pass out from an orgasm

2. Made out with Jude Laws ex

3. Was part of a DnD derivative sex group

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"1. i’ve done DVP with two big cocks.

2. i nearly got caught at work bent over the office managers desk. when the paper delivery man came in to drop off the morning metro.

3. i joined the mile high club on the way back from a mad weekend in ibiza. "

3. is the lie?

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By *uperboabyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

1. I've ran/jogged 33 miles

2. Bedded a female River City star

3. Swam with dolphins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. i’ve done DVP with two big cocks.

2. i nearly got caught at work bent over the office managers desk. when the paper delivery man came in to drop off the morning metro.

3. i joined the mile high club on the way back from a mad weekend in ibiza.

3. is the lie?"

correct

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. I've ran/jogged 33 miles

2. Bedded a female River City star

3. Swam with dolphins "

2 is the lie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Made a lassie pass out from an orgasm

2. Made out with Jude Laws ex

3. Was part of a DnD derivative sex group

"

1 is the lie?

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"1. Made a lassie pass out from an orgasm

2. Made out with Jude Laws ex

3. Was part of a DnD derivative sex group

1 is the lie? "

Nope

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"1. i’ve done DVP with two big cocks.

2. i nearly got caught at work bent over the office managers desk. when the paper delivery man came in to drop off the morning metro.

3. i joined the mile high club on the way back from a mad weekend in ibiza.

3. is the lie?

correct "

Suspected that as I was dead on the way back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancied this lassie but things went nowhere as she was shy. Ended up shagging her mum.

I had a threesome with two older women.

I slept in a bed with two lassies and nothing happened.

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By *tirling DarkCouple  over a year ago

Stirling

1. We had a 5some with a TV, CD and younger lady.

2. We sutured closed a friend's labia

3. We got caught on CCTV in military base.

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By *vcarolTV/TS  over a year ago

kilmarnockish

1. Been recorded driving at 231mph.

2. Been shot at whilst out with 2 Para during the troubles.

3. Been inside Airforce one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. i’ve done DVP with two big cocks.

2. i nearly got caught at work bent over the office managers desk. when the paper delivery man came in to drop off the morning metro.

3. i joined the mile high club on the way back from a mad weekend in ibiza.

3. is the lie?

correct

Suspected that as I was dead on the way back "

haha should have wrote the way there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1. Made a lassie pass out from an orgasm

2. Made out with Jude Laws ex

3. Was part of a DnD derivative sex group

1 is the lie?

Nope "

haha nice! 2?

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"1. Made a lassie pass out from an orgasm

2. Made out with Jude Laws ex

3. Was part of a DnD derivative sex group

1 is the lie?

Nope

haha nice! 2? "

Yea met her, chatted her up but no luck

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"1. We had a 5some with a TV, CD and younger lady.

2. We sutured closed a friend's labia

3. We got caught on CCTV in military base."

2 is the lie ?

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By *tirling DarkCouple  over a year ago

Stirling


"1. Been recorded driving at 231mph.

2. Been shot at whilst out with 2 Para during the troubles.

3. Been inside Airforce one.

"

3 is a lie?

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By *tirling DarkCouple  over a year ago

Stirling


"1. We had a 5some with a TV, CD and younger lady.

2. We sutured closed a friend's labia

3. We got caught on CCTV in military base.

2 is the lie ?"

Nope

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By *uperboabyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"1. I've ran/jogged 33 miles

2. Bedded a female River City star

3. Swam with dolphins

2 is the lie? "

Yes, to obvious

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By *tew008Man  over a year ago

edinburgh


"1. We had a 5some with a TV, CD and younger lady.

2. We sutured closed a friend's labia

3. We got caught on CCTV in military base.

2 is the lie ?

Nope"

Ok 1 is the lie? Since there’s no photos of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve had FFFM more than once with different women

I was an extra in Braveheart and LOTR

I’ve slept with mum and daughter (separately) on consecutive nights

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By *ane DTV/TS  over a year ago

London - till 25th


"1. I have been going to swingers clubs for 10+ years

2. I have been spit roasted

3. I have flogged a sub in front of over 50 people

Number 3 is the lie.

Nope - it's now 50:50 or Flog a friend, sorry phone a friend.

3. Happened @ NNYE Torture Garden Last year.

is 2 the lie? "

Correct!

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"I’ve had FFFM more than once with different women

I was an extra in Braveheart and LOTR

I’ve slept with mum and daughter (separately) on consecutive nights "

Sleeping with the mother and daughter is the lie.

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By *lasgow75777Man  over a year ago

Hamilton

1. I had sex with James Blunt’s girlfriend years ago

2. I sat across from and spoke to Michael Jackson

3. I started go kart racing with David Coulthard

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By *assy LassieWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"1. I had sex with James Blunt’s girlfriend years ago

2. I sat across from and spoke to Michael Jackson

3. I started go kart racing with David Coulthard"

No1 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"1) was caught with an ex having balcony sex in Ibiza kept going with the person that caught us continuing to watch

2) i love having my balls sucked and can cum from that alone when they get lots and lots of attention

3) I've participated in a few video clips that have made it onto a well know website with the letters O and F involved where the female has made some money from them "

No 2 ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here goes.

1: I was getting serious with a new GF and we went for dinner to meet her mother and auntie. I soon realised that I had a one night stand with the mother about six weeks prior to meeting my partner of that time.

2: I was out shopping for clothes one day and got very friendly with the shop advisor. So much that she sucked me to completion in the changing room of a high street shop in Edinburgh.

3: During attending a masked party in East Lothian. I noticed my neighbours were in attendance. Now I didn’t particularly fond my neighbour attractive, but I hated her husband with a passion that I ended up fucking her whilst he watched. To this day they still don’t know I was. "

Kinda hoping all 3 are true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok mine..

1. Bumped into tim robbins (shawshank redemption) at a airport he stared at my boobs n flirted with me.

2. I had a bi 3sum with 2 guys n tried dp.

3. I got caught givibg my ex a blow job in his ice cream truck by a kid

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

3 is likely to be true. No 2 is the lie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So

1. Had no money for taxi so gave the driver a bj instead

2. Got a bj off a stripper in a well known strip club in Glasgow

3. Had sex in the shower in the work during office hours

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By *lasgow75777Man  over a year ago

Hamilton

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By *lasgow75777Man  over a year ago

Hamilton


"1. I had sex with James Blunt’s girlfriend years ago

2. I sat across from and spoke to Michael Jackson

3. I started go kart racing with David Coulthard

No1 is the lie"

Nope, but was just finishing school and I didn’t know she was his gf

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK here goes

1 At a 30th party I noticed I'd had sex with 6 people that were at the party at various times

2 I appeared on an album cover

3 I still write to my primary school pen pal

Oh I want to know what album cover. Is 3 your lie?

Correct

Album cover??

That's one I'll take to the grave I'm afraid "

First Travis Album per chance? Inside cover?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve had FFFM more than once with different women

I was an extra in Braveheart and LOTR

I’ve slept with mum and daughter (separately) on consecutive nights

Sleeping with the mother and daughter is the lie. "

Nope

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"OK here goes

1 At a 30th party I noticed I'd had sex with 6 people that were at the party at various times

2 I appeared on an album cover

3 I still write to my primary school pen pal

Oh I want to know what album cover. Is 3 your lie?

Correct

Album cover??

That's one I'll take to the grave I'm afraid

First Travis Album per chance? Inside cover?"

It's not it's not a Scottish album I will be sourcing the Travis Album tho out of curiosity

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well if this post has taught me anything its that I've lived a very uninteresting sex life.

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Here goes

1 I've appeared on a well known high street billboard

2 I was paid £1000 to spend the night with a guy who was head of security for a well known firm

3 While being in the bank. I realised the mortgage advisor was one of the guys involved in my gang bang I had in at a sex club

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Here goes

1 I've appeared on a well known high street billboard

2 I was paid £1000 to spend the night with a guy who was head of security for a well known firm

3 While being in the bank. I realised the mortgage advisor was one of the guys involved in my gang bang I had in at a sex club"

No. 2

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Here goes

1 I've appeared on a well known high street billboard

2 I was paid £1000 to spend the night with a guy who was head of security for a well known firm

3 While being in the bank. I realised the mortgage advisor was one of the guys involved in my gang bang I had in at a sex club

No. 2"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here goes

1 I've appeared on a well known high street billboard

2 I was paid £1000 to spend the night with a guy who was head of security for a well known firm

3 While being in the bank. I realised the mortgage advisor was one of the guys involved in my gang bang I had in at a sex club"

1 ?

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Here goes

1 I've appeared on a well known high street billboard

2 I was paid £1000 to spend the night with a guy who was head of security for a well known firm

3 While being in the bank. I realised the mortgage advisor was one of the guys involved in my gang bang I had in at a sex club

1 ? "

No

Number 3 is the lie. I did see the mortgage advisor in a sex club but he wasn't involved in my gang bang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Here goes

1 I've appeared on a well known high street billboard

2 I was paid £1000 to spend the night with a guy who was head of security for a well known firm

3 While being in the bank. I realised the mortgage advisor was one of the guys involved in my gang bang I had in at a sex club

1 ?

No

Number 3 is the lie. I did see the mortgage advisor in a sex club but he wasn't involved in my gang bang "

nice! those were good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve had FFFM more than once with different women

I was an extra in Braveheart and LOTR

I’ve slept with mum and daughter (separately) on consecutive nights

Sleeping with the mother and daughter is the lie. "

Number 1 is the lie.

2 I’m named in the credits of Braveheart - I’m actually a member of Equity

3 was completely unplanned, was in a relationship with the mum, I was 26 she was 45. Mum was out on a girly weekend and her daughter was staying with us and it just happened.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had sex at staircase in tenement block of flats.

I can shoot my cum for 2 meters

I always sleep naked

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I had sex at staircase in tenement block of flats.

I can shoot my cum for 2 meters

I always sleep naked

"

Number 3 is a lie

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

OK here goes

1 I got a promotion in work for a role I never applied for. I never done any additional work and no one mentioned the payrise or the promotion. The only reason I knew I had the promotion was a letter I received in the post and increase in wages.That went on for 18 months till I left that job

2 I added some special herbs to the cupcakes at one of the PTA meetings. The deputy head was absent for the rest of the day

3 I set fire to the chemistry classroom in secondary. The fire brigade was called and the school was shut for 2 days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You were right.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK here goes

1 I got a promotion in work for a role I never applied for. I never done any additional work and no one mentioned the payrise or the promotion. The only reason I knew I had the promotion was a letter I received in the post and increase in wages.That went on for 18 months till I left that job

3 is lie

2 I added some special herbs to the cupcakes at one of the PTA meetings. The deputy head was absent for the rest of the day

3 I set fire to the chemistry classroom in secondary. The fire brigade was called and the school was shut for 2 days

"

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"OK here goes

1 I got a promotion in work for a role I never applied for. I never done any additional work and no one mentioned the payrise or the promotion. The only reason I knew I had the promotion was a letter I received in the post and increase in wages.That went on for 18 months till I left that job

3 is lie

2 I added some special herbs to the cupcakes at one of the PTA meetings. The deputy head was absent for the rest of the day

3 I set fire to the chemistry classroom in secondary. The fire brigade was called and the school was shut for 2 days

"

No that one is true

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