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I think I just sent mine.  she probably thinks I’m nut
I hope you see the funny side of this but I was going to message you and say prefer my women with a Willy but I’ve been told the way I say it doesn’t come across well on text. So… aye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had some one message saying "Would you wear waders for me and stand on my back"
What the hell are those
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What fishermen wear - the long waterproof dungaree type things lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yrs ago..
Will you go on cam and watch me put a can up my bum.
And more recently would you be willing to wear jodhpurs and let me lick your toes 
Those and the usual can I buy you underwear and all I have to do is send pics of me wearing it.
No to all the above. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bread guy will always win for me.
Asked me if he could send me two loaves of bread, one for me to keep and the other for me to chew and spit back into the bag then post it to him to ‘devour’. Kindly offered to provide the postage costs too.
For once I was stuck for words, 10 mins later he emailed again with words I won’t ever forget :
“or perhaps I could tempt you with a bagel” |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"The bread guy will always win for me.
Asked me if he could send me two loaves of bread, one for me to keep and the other for me to chew and spit back into the bag then post it to him to ‘devour’. Kindly offered to provide the postage costs too.
For once I was stuck for words, 10 mins later he emailed again with words I won’t ever forget :
“or perhaps I could tempt you with a bagel” "
I had the bread guy too! Claimed he had some sort of saliva fetish. He never offered me a bagel though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a guy offer to introduce me to famous kpop stars if I would accompany him to an event to make his ex jealous
Never listened to kpop in my life so couldn't give a flying feck what celebs he thought he could introduce me to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The bread guy will always win for me.
Asked me if he could send me two loaves of bread, one for me to keep and the other for me to chew and spit back into the bag then post it to him to ‘devour’. Kindly offered to provide the postage costs too.
For once I was stuck for words, 10 mins later he emailed again with words I won’t ever forget :
“or perhaps I could tempt you with a bagel”
I had the bread guy too! Claimed he had some sort of saliva fetish. He never offered me a bagel though "
There’s been the bread guy and then the shoe guy in Manchester. Now to confess I didn’t get the message, it was my friend.
Offered her money and a free pair of trainers if she would squirt in a pair and send them. I was begging her to do it as I wanted to pish in them but she didn’t do it.
Oddly though, I did spot her with new trainiees later that week….kidding kidding, she wears crocs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had bread guy too. One of my few wtf moments on here
I want naan of that, he sounds kneady
Hahaha you win, I want naan of that hahahaha"
I’m sure things will PAN oot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a guy message me asking to seduce his mum and let him watch
Some people have some weird wanking material I'll give them that.
Jesus  "
Was it Jesus? Always knew he was a weirdo! |
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More strange than weird, but I used to chat to a woman on here who would always start her message with a random number.
I tried to see if there was any pattern to it, but couldn't notice anything.
It wasn't as if she'd send ones that were sequential, then suddenly jump numbers, they seemed to be totally random.
It also wasn't a word or character count, as some times it would just be a single digit.
I never asked her what it meant, and she ended up neeting a guy from Newcastle and moved to live with him. Her profile went UNLOS a few months after that.
Mandy |
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By *lexixCDTV/TS
over a year ago
Travellin aroon east fife pm |
"More strange than weird, but I used to chat to a woman on here who would always start her message with a random number.
I tried to see if there was any pattern to it, but couldn't notice anything.
It wasn't as if she'd send ones that were sequential, then suddenly jump numbers, they seemed to be totally random.
It also wasn't a word or character count, as some times it would just be a single digit.
I never asked her what it meant, and she ended up neeting a guy from Newcastle and moved to live with him. Her profile went UNLOS a few months after that.
Mandy"
If you adde them all together did it add up to 69 or pehaps 42   |
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I've had a couple of marriage proposals...
And someone keeps asking me to pee in a glass and make him drink it. Pretty sure I block him though so either its multiple people or multiple accounts... watersports is one thing but that's another! A bit forward for a first message I think!  |
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