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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up.
Orange juice and toast, ta very much.  "
bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised  |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
............ so where, exactly, is your husband?
I dunno with your mrs maybe ?"
I hope not. I never imagined the undertaker hadn't buried her deep enough to deter a Fabster's spouse. |
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over a year ago
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up.
Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised "
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!! |
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up.
Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!"
im more worried about the eggs getting fertilised |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up.
Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!"
Sheets? That's a bit posh for Fab. |
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up.
Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!
Sheets? That's a bit posh for Fab."
close the door on the way out will ya |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up.
Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!
Sheets? That's a bit posh for Fab.
close the door on the way out will ya "
Too late, the cuddy has bolted. |
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"Bacon eggs and beans - no tomato or fried bread - fucking HATE tomatoes and fried bread with a fry up.
Orange juice and toast, ta very much. bring mine to bed please and make sure the eggs are unfertilised
No chance - you'll only get crumbs on the sheets!!
Sheets? That's a bit posh for Fab.
close the door on the way out will ya
Too late, the cuddy has bolted."
Great next  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
............ so where, exactly, is your husband?I dunno with your mrs maybe ?"
Lmfao class   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
Same time next weekNah your dad was better "
MUM..............Jesus how pissed were we |
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
We going again?  yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up  well you nver had a problem last nite  "
Yeah but it's a school night lol
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite
Yeah but it's a school night lol
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ohhhh little liar you told me you were 26 not 16 lol |
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite
Yeah but it's a school night lol
ohhhh little liar you told me you were 26 not 16 lol"
I know but I'm a big boy |
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite
Yeah but it's a school night lol
ohhhh little liar you told me you were 26 not 16 lol
I know but I'm a big boy "
I noticed |
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
We going again? yeah hold on tight this time lol
And try keep up well you nver had a problem last nite
Yeah but it's a school night lol
ohhhh little liar you told me you were 26 not 16 lol
This flanter is getting me going you should lower your age bracket so I can mail you. I know I'm 16 but we can pretend .......again lol
I know but I'm a big boy I noticed "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ? How would you like your eggs? I told you before we started unfertilised please "
Thats ok then, just how i like them! Good job ive had the snip!  |
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
Thank god it was you your mate was better
Is that the story of my life?  "
dont boast when u know it aint true lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"you've just spent the nite with the person above you've just woke up you roll over and say ?
Thank god it was you your mate was better
Is that the story of my life? dont boast when u know it aint true lol "
That's me busted twice in 2 forums in 10 mins - I'm losing my mojo lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads "
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it your such a liar thats not what you said last nite "
SSSSH ! I told everyone I'd been horse riding due to how I was walking |
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it your such a liar thats not what you said last nite
SSSSH ! I told everyone I'd been horse riding due to how I was walking "
ok our dirty little secret il no tell a soul how deep you took them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it your such a liar thats not what you said last nite
SSSSH ! I told everyone I'd been horse riding due to how I was walking ok our dirty little secret il no tell a soul how deep you took them "
Thanks and I'll say nothing about how high you could fart them, came down with snow on them though |
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"TAXI ! you want to go for round 20 or have i tired you out
Round 21 coming right up I never knew you liked anal beads
As I'm sharing with you it was nice to see you take the beach ball sized ones first, by the way I've chickened out and I'm not doing it your such a liar thats not what you said last nite
SSSSH ! I told everyone I'd been horse riding due to how I was walking ok our dirty little secret il no tell a soul how deep you took them
Thanks and I'll say nothing about how high you could fart them, came down with snow on them though "
its a deal shhhhhhhhhhh |
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