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Friday Night Fab Bar.. Superheroes from your childhood.
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
Free, open bar. Tonight's theme is Superheroes from your childhood. I'm dressed as Batfink...my wings are like a shield of steal, your bullets or insults cannot harm me.
First tune on tonight is Agaddoo.
Push that pineapple  |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Oh Il come as Seductive Damsel Jessica Rabbit .
I think il have a wee Margarita today with a Tequila chaser to get me in the mood for my next holiday  "
I'm not sure I can move from behind the bar now.  |
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"Oh Il come as Seductive Damsel Jessica Rabbit .
I think il have a wee Margarita today with a Tequila chaser to get me in the mood for my next holiday
I'm not sure I can move from behind the bar now. "
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.
Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?"
Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.
I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet"
That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol) |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.
Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?
Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour. "
Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a vineyard please ?
I'm dressed as Catwoman. Wearing a tena lady though as it's a basturt to get out of later when I'm bursting for a pish."
Dressed as catwoman you can have whatever the hell you want...
Do you have the whip too? |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.
Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?
Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.
Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself. "
Or you could just stand in the shadows... |
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"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.
I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet
That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)"
Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.
Its Penry, that wasnt a typo  |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.
I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet
That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)
Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.
Its Penry, that wasnt a typo "
My mind is a sieve..penrod or penry |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.
Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?
Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.
Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.
Or you could just stand in the shadows... "
On that's very instrumental. But if there isn't any Billy can we have Legs by ZZ Top?
That margarita was bloody great can I have another one please. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.
I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet
That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)
Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.
Its Penry, that wasnt a typo "
I've always though he was called Henry. |
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"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.
Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?
Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.
Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.
Or you could just stand in the shadows...
On that's very instrumental. But if there isn't any Billy can we have Legs by ZZ Top?
That margarita was bloody great can I have another one please. "
Slides him over a wee Don Julio |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.
Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?
Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.
Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.
Or you could just stand in the shadows...
On that's very instrumental. But if there isn't any Billy can we have Legs by ZZ Top?
That margarita was bloody great can I have another one please. "
Both requests granted...enjoy. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Can I have a margarita please innkeep and a double espresso chaser, it could be a long night.
Does the jukebox have any Billy Idol?
Enjoy your drinks... no Billy idol as yet. Amazon tell.me it should be delivered in the midnight hour.
Thank you kind sir. I will just need to keep on dancing with myself.
Or you could just stand in the shadows...
On that's very instrumental. But if there isn't any Billy can we have Legs by ZZ Top?
That margarita was bloody great can I have another one please.
Both requests granted...enjoy."
Thank you innkeep. I hope "nun" of the hotties in here start auditioning for the video.  |
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"Can I have a vineyard please ?
I'm dressed as Catwoman. Wearing a tena lady though as it's a basturt to get out of later when I'm bursting for a pish."
I'll never look at Catwoman the same way again |
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"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.
I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet
That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)
Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.
Its Penry, that wasnt a typo
I've always though he was called Henry. "
Full name Penrod Pooch |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I will be wonder women. Wonder where I am
Wonder who I'm with
Wonder where I left my phone
Nae drink I've had enough already. Do you do soft drinks and a couple of paracetamol barman?"
Soft drinks and paracetamol coming up...and don't leave your drink unguarded or you might actually be wondering all those things in the morning..including how you ended up in Helensburgh with a "men at work sign" strapped to your back.... wait..that's was me. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Friday night and im cleaning away like Penry the mild mannered janitor.
I'll have a slug of whatever bottle is hiding at the back of the filing cabinet
That's my urine sample, don't think you want that... I'll pout you a large dram though...number one super guy. (Is it Perry or Henry.lol)
Urine sample phooey, narrow escape there.
Its Penry, that wasnt a typo
I've always though he was called Henry.
Full name Penrod Pooch"
So Dr G told me. Every day is a school day. |
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"I will be wonder women. Wonder where I am
Wonder who I'm with
Wonder where I left my phone
Nae drink I've had enough already. Do you do soft drinks and a couple of paracetamol barman?
Soft drinks and paracetamol coming up...and don't leave your drink unguarded or you might actually be wondering all those things in the morning..including how you ended up in Helensburgh with a "men at work sign" strapped to your back.... wait..that's was me. "
What strapped to my back. Now that would be peculiar |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)
Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.
Aye right! Chase yer tail! "
The drinks on the bar...the star bar, if you want it, is in my pants.. don't worry you won't confuse it with anything else in there.  |
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"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)
Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.
Aye right! Chase yer tail!
The drinks on the bar...the star bar, if you want it, is in my pants.. don't worry you won't confuse it with anything else in there. "
I should hope not Jack! I will not be touching anything that is brown inside you pants or anyones pants!
Another voddie, please! |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)
Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.
Aye right! Chase yer tail!
The drinks on the bar...the star bar, if you want it, is in my pants.. don't worry you won't confuse it with anything else in there.
I should hope not Jack! I will not be touching anything that is brown inside you pants or anyones pants!
Another voddie, please! "
I was meaning size not colour...ffs..
I made it a double for ya...x |
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"Vodka, soda, wedge of lime and a star bar please (hic)
Would you share the star bar with me aristocats style.
Aye right! Chase yer tail!
The drinks on the bar...the star bar, if you want it, is in my pants.. don't worry you won't confuse it with anything else in there.
I should hope not Jack! I will not be touching anything that is brown inside you pants or anyones pants!
Another voddie, please!
I was meaning size not colour...ffs..
I made it a double for ya...x"
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"*Cyclops walks into the bar*
Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision!
Chucklevision for me. "
I'll get someone else to pass me a drink, then. Can't be arsed with the whole "to me, to you" rigmarole, Bazza.
A bottle of One-Eyed Jack please, someone. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"*Cyclops walks into the bar*
Aya! Fuckin tunnel vision!
Chucklevision for me.
I'll get someone else to pass me a drink, then. Can't be arsed with the whole "to me, to you" rigmarole, Bazza.
A bottle of One-Eyed Jack please, someone. "
One bottle from Jack's one eye coming up. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have an incredible hulk sized pink gin and lemonade please and be quick about it cos you wouldn't like me when I'm angry! "
Sit.down and I'll massage something.for you. Make you feel soo much better. |
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