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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The raspberry sauce you get on ice cream.
Gawd naw. Have a think about that one.  "
If it's going in my gub I've usually got my eyes shut so not too fussed about the colour  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"The raspberry sauce you get on ice cream.
Gawd naw. Have a think about that one.
If it's going in my gub I've usually got my eyes shut so not too fussed about the colour "
That's good to know. 
It will stop you laughing.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? "
Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis "
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? "
I regularly drink pineapple juice. I think I’ve replaced it with pineapple.
I can’t say the texture has changed. But the flavour is sweet.
Apparently  |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? "
I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like? |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like? "
Cos we know what she means….  |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like? "
Because we get the drift of what she means in short it’s bloody Gross lol
Make mine taste of a wee Whitley Neill Rubarb & ginger gin with lemonade lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too! "
exactly,its a win win  |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too! "
Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.  |
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"Apparently mines tastes like strawberries on a summer evening.
That's because you have dipped it in crushed strawberries. "
I've been called a fucking fruitcake on a few occasions, but I draw the line at actually fucking fruitcake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like?
Cos we know what she means…. "
See! |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
I can't believe noone has asked how you know what salty wallpaper paste and bleach combined taste like?
Cos we know what she means….
See! "
I see... you should spank me for such an outrageous comment...and then see what mine tastes like...just for research purposes. |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!
Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps. "
Half gallon 2 stroke ? |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!
Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.
Half gallon 2 stroke ? "
Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded. |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!
Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.
Half gallon 2 stroke ?
Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded. "
Fucking fruitcake …..
Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage, |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!
Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.
Half gallon 2 stroke ?
Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.
Fucking fruitcake …..
Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,"
Hybrid is the future. Less pumps required and battery power for inbetween. |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!
Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.
Half gallon 2 stroke ?
Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.
Fucking fruitcake …..
Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,
Hybrid is the future. Less pumps required and battery power for inbetween. "
Jeez, less pumps?
It’s funny though, I was in the Petrol Station yesterday with my nozzle out about to fill it up and some burd asked “Excuse me, I’m looking tae pump 6?”
I said ffs, get yersel tae CJs hen.  |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!
Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.
Half gallon 2 stroke ?
Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.
Fucking fruitcake …..
Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,
Hybrid is the future. Less pumps required and battery power for inbetween.
Jeez, less pumps?
It’s funny though, I was in the Petrol Station yesterday with my nozzle out about to fill it up and some burd asked “Excuse me, I’m looking tae pump 6?”
I said ffs, get yersel tae CJs hen. "
I was away to pay for my fuel and the attendant asked "Pump 2?" "Nah, just the fuel and a Mars Bar, hen, ta." |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
Whistle Dixie |
"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too!
Yeah. I'm sick of waiting at the petrol station cos burds are constantly sucking off the pumps.
Half gallon 2 stroke ?
Dunno, but mine's definitely unleaded.
Fucking fruitcake …..
Get them on the Diesel it lasts longer, better mileage,
Hybrid is the future. Less pumps required and battery power for inbetween.
Jeez, less pumps?
It’s funny though, I was in the Petrol Station yesterday with my nozzle out about to fill it up and some burd asked “Excuse me, I’m looking tae pump 6?”
I said ffs, get yersel tae CJs hen.
I was away to pay for my fuel and the attendant asked "Pump 2?" "Nah, just the fuel and a Mars Bar, hen, ta.""
Quite right,
I’m glad she didn’t say pump 3, her Mother & Aunt must be on Holiday. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"Apparently mines tastes like strawberries on a summer evening.
That's because you have dipped it in crushed strawberries.
I've been called a fucking fruitcake on a few occasions, but I draw the line at actually fucking fruitcake. "
There are some on here that would, moist or dry they wouldn't care. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? "
what about wine,aw the burds like wine  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? what about wine,aw the burds like wine "
And if you're lucky it might make them buck fast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? Probably petroleum,gonna save me a fortune if I could produce that oot ma penis
You'd have plenty of offers for BJs too! exactly,its a win win "
Constantly getting wanked off down the local tesco.... I've seen the way people tug at the petrol pumps - you'd get fed up with that quickly! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gotta be shooting out like confetti dunno how it would taste but as a spectacle be pretty damn impressive "
You could have a hundreds and thousands canon!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gotta be shooting out like confetti dunno how it would taste but as a spectacle be pretty damn impressive
You could have a hundreds and thousands canon!!"
Lol one painful ejaculation
Lol |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? "
Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway
both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice " |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? "
Never ingested salty wallpaper paste and bleach. Never likely too. So can't compare |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
Never ingested salty wallpaper paste and bleach. Never likely too. So can't compare "
Thank you...I got shit for asking the question.lol |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
Never ingested salty wallpaper paste and bleach. Never likely too. So can't compare
Thank you...I got shit for asking the question.lol"
Was it salty? |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway
both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice ""
I’m thinking there should be a taste testing panel. |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway
both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice "
I’m thinking there should be a taste testing panel. "
You volunteering |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
Never ingested salty wallpaper paste and bleach. Never likely too. So can't compare
Thank you...I got shit for asking the question.lol
Was it salty? "
Naw it was a star bar |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway
both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice "
I’m thinking there should be a taste testing panel.
You volunteering"
Aye, I’m low on protein today. Had a carb fest instead. |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
I regularly drink pineapple juice. I think I’ve replaced it with pineapple.
I can’t say the texture has changed. But the flavour is sweet.
Apparently "
So this is why Mrs gives me pineapple juice every morning  |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with? "
What about cheesecake, strawberry or mint. |
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Not a preference in any way, but imagine if when it "went off" it was squirty cream that came out?
Like a full tins worth, because the trigger got stuck.
If that was normal it wouldn't seem off, but for us seeing it, it would likely be funny as. |
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"I don't like it, it's like a mix of salty wallpaper paste and bleach.
I think I'd enjoy it more if it was a nice rolo dessert.
If you could replace it would you and what with?
Squiggs .. as a bloke who trys to be considerate for years now cranberry extract and zinc every day and plenty of fresh water i dont drink or smoke anyway
both factors ! And if their is possibility of that no spicy foods for at least e days prior to meet . A few ladies who "do" say its noticeabley more palatable :p but it's always "her choice "
I’m thinking there should be a taste testing panel.
You volunteering
Aye, I’m low on protein today. Had a carb fest instead. "
its been done by the BBc no less
cant link obv but can find it on
science& nature :the truth about food
the semen taste test
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