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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So jumped on Twitter earlier and noticed that #drybumming was trending. I can't be the only person thinking that this was something totally different from what it actually is. Fab has ruined me. I need Jesus!  |
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By *rFunBoyMan
over a year ago
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"So jumped on Twitter earlier and noticed that #drybumming was trending. I can't be the only person thinking that this was something totally different from what it actually is. Fab has ruined me. I need Jesus! "
Go on then, enlighten us? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah is it like dry humping but when you’re doing it to a guy with your booty instead "
I can't really picture that, can I have a practical demonstration  |
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"a*al sex devoid of lubricont" according to Urban Dictionary.
H*mmering someone's a**hole without the use of lube. Commonly a pleasurable experience to the hardcore butt f*cker but now creeping into the hetro hardcore lingo.
For instance...
Jerry "Don't you think Margo is looking lovely today?"
Tom "I'd dry bum her mate; then get Barbara to clean up.Once she's planted them onions of course. I have to go and collect some horse manure from Dolly Mountshaft's field at the bottome of The Avenue."
Jerry "Is Barbara into the dry bumming thing Tom?"
Tom "Why don't you ask her? Barabara... Barbara... never mind the onions just now... yes... can you come over? Jerry wants to ask you something. I'm off to get Mis Mountshaft's manure from the field. Back in 15 minutes."
(Larbey & Esmonde: The Good Life: Series 2 Ep 3) |
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"I’m scared to ask what it actually is. Think I thought the same as OP  "
"a*al sex devoid of lubricont" according to Urban Dictionary.
eg.
George Alagiah "Mr Zahawi is it true you have denied the government has 'gone missing'? We have runaway National Emergencies with Food, Petrol, Gas & Electirc Prices, Runaway Inflation... Here is a photo of Mr Johnson enjoying his second foreign holiday of the summer over in the Mediterranean. Are you still supportive of Boris? Do you condone this kind of behaviour? People are saying he has left the United Kingdom in ruins and a tattered shadow of its former self."
Mr Zahawi " If you think the UK is in tattered ruins you should see what Carrie's backside looks like. Boris has taken up dry bumming.We flew out a shipment of emergency poultices last night."
George Alagiah "Thank you very much. That was Nadim Zahawi giving us the latest update on the dry bumming crisis which is sweeping the nation and has now been introduced to the Mediterranean Countries by the PM." |
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