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Fugy - All Saints Day (That's the day after Hallowe'en)

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Fugy, son of Fugy, had just narrowly escaped the house of Mrs70 & Toon He still had Foofoo, Toon's pet Pekinese in his hands. He was fighting off the lustful thoughts he was having towards the small dog.

He had intended to rob the little girl in pink of all her trick or treat goodies, but now, since narrowly escaping the clutches of mMrs70, all he had was the dog.

Fugy could not afford to report the incident to the police, and he had to be sure that he was safe from Mrs70 in future. He sat outside in the garden, next to the pond. As he fished he tried to think of the best way to deal with the situation.

Previous events have changed him. He had once been a careful little gnome...err...man. Now he was someone who experimented with hair restoring tonic, robbed little girls and hung around the harbour and dogs home on the nights that he did not hang around masturbating in bushes and licking windows.

He fell asleep on his toadstool, dreaming his now usual disturbing thoughts. When he woke up, he had a great plan; he knew that the dog meant everything to Toon.

Fugy called out to Buboo Boo Hoo, his Filipino houseboy. He told him to bring the phone.

Buboo brought the phone to his beloved fugy. Fugy could not help but notice the way that the sunlight glistened on Buboo's oily skin as he walked across the garden dressed in nothing but a zebra print thong and a pair of flip flops.

Fugy got Toon's number and called him to give him instructions on how to get Foofoo back.

He told Toon to meet him at Gnome's Cove near Arbroath. He told him that if he wanted to see Foofoo alive, then he was to bring £10 in used 1 pound coins. Fugy told him that if he did not come alone, he would shag Foofoo senseless before leaving him to the mercy of Rover, next door's Rhodesian Ridgeback (and Fugy's sometime live in lover)

When Toon reached the cove, he was to look out for the cave of elvish frivolity, there he would find two crevices; he was to take the dark pinkish-red one until he came to the rocks Fugy had told him about.

Toon was in his special bush, he had been there all evening hiding from Mrs70 and pining for his beloved Pekinese. Although he was in his bush he was in no mood to do his usual workout, the short fella had taken his dog! Everyone knew how much Toon loved that little dog, and they were astounded that Fugy would ask for such a huge ransom.

After an hour or two of thinking he left his bush to get the money and head to the meeting place.

Little did he know that Fugy had arranged for someone else to meet up with Toon, and it wasn’t trading he had in mind. The person Fugy had sent was a Asian version of Michael Jackson who had a slight fetish for feet and Geordies.........