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You know your caravan is too small when

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You have to stand in the bed to put your pants on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to open sky light to allow doggy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Youcan cook your breakfast without getting out of bed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to stick ur arse out the windae tae fit in the shower

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By *oyeur 777Man over a year ago

glasgow

When it's being towed by a smart car

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

When theres no room to swing yer boaby nevermind the cat . ( No real pussies were harmed in this post )

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

It came with some Sylvanian Families rabbits.

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By *utdooryoneMan over a year ago

Over there

You bang your head on the headboard even when not having sex.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

You can't get in the door

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By *aughtyAsian4funMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

When you see a cyclist stealing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You shoot your load and it hits the roof

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By *TFTLMan over a year ago

pandlefoot bailey

You burn your arse on the lightbulb in missionary position.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You use a shoelace as a washing line...

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple over a year ago

North fife

You can having a shower, make a cup of tea and have a shite whilst sitting in the same seat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Scary thing is most of these are true,i can confirm on day on Day 6 of caravan holiday

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By *aptain BrubakerMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Watching TV next to a cupboard your gran is shitting in

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By *oShrinkingVioletWoman over a year ago

the land of unicorns and fairytales

It does more rolling that rocking

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By *oyeur 777Man over a year ago

glasgow

Warwick Davis bangs his head on the way in the front door

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By *wiftieeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

The solution is a twin-axle, ALL problems solved!!

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By *ensualrocksCouple over a year ago

aberdeen

You can’t get the deep throat thrust going on a 69 cos your heads hitting the roof

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