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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's a woman on page 1 sticking a cucumber up her bakey.
I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion, so does lettuce and watermelon, but I digress.
I hope it doesn't accidentally end up back in the salad drawer.  |
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"There's a woman on page 1 sticking a cucumber up her bakey.
I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion, so does lettuce and watermelon, but I digress.
I hope it doesn't accidentally end up back in the salad drawer. "
Wonder if she’s managing to get her five a day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There's a woman on page 1 sticking a cucumber up her bakey.
I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion, so does lettuce and watermelon, but I digress.
I hope it doesn't accidentally end up back in the salad drawer.
Wonder if she’s managing to get her five a day "
For that to count I think it needs to go in the other end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo
Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."
A lesson learned in life. I can honestly say that with the exception of the crunchy bits, the mess was probably half the fun!
Also. Brilliant story. Thanks for sharing  xx |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion
It's the skin of the cucumber that is hard to digest, if you take the skin off its loads better for acid reflux  "
I hope no Fabster sees my buyin a load of cucumbers.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo
Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."
I'm speechless for once.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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I don't actually like cucumber, it gives me indigestion
It's the skin of the cucumber that is hard to digest, if you take the skin off its loads better for acid reflux "
Cheers, but how does it slide in and out your arsehole without the skin? |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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" I hope no Fabster sees my buyin a load of cucumbers.
You’re having a gin and tonic party.  "
I hate gin. Acid reflux is a nightmare just now.
Gawd that first message was shocking, I have specs on now. |
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"Ive seen that in the flesh and found it intriguing at first.
But then it came out sliced, and i found it somewhat less intriguing or arousing..."
Especially as it looked like she'd used a spiralizer . |
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"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo
Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."
I proper laughed out loud reading this. |
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"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo
Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."
Bringing a whole new meaning to the term “chocolate starfish” there |
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By *bostCouple
over a year ago
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"With the right imagination. Anything can be a dildo
Yeah, years ago my boyfriend and I practised anal sex using a Starbar. Needless to say it melted and made a hell of a mess."
Mrs loves a Starbar…. I’ll leave that comment there. |
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