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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up.  |
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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up. "
I'll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please, and a wine for yourself.
Welcome back Jack  |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up.
I'll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please, and a wine for yourself.
Welcome back Jack "
Only the best gin and lemonade for you dear. |
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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up.
I'll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please, and a wine for yourself.
Welcome back Jack
Only the best gin and lemonade for you dear."
Cheers  |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Instead of hijacking another thread. The bar is open for possibly one night only... see how it goes. Free bar as long as when you place your order you get me a nice single malt or red wine...if you remember me say hi...if you don't still say hi.. a stranger is someone you haven't kissed yet... I'll pucker up.
I'll have a rhubarb gin and lemonade please, and a wine for yourself.
Welcome back Jack
Only the best gin and lemonade for you dear.
Cheers "
Delivered with a smooch.xx |
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By *erberaWoman
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please 
I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack
It should be with you now.x"
Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila!  |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please
I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack
It should be with you now.x
Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila! "
Fingers crossed... (hopefully tequila uncrosses something if hers..) |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please
I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack
It should be with you now.x
Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila!
Fingers crossed... (hopefully tequila uncrosses something if hers..)"
Shit did I say that out loud.  |
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"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!
How do you take it?
And how do you like your tea as well. "
Cheeky!!! Just a bit of milk. Leave the bag in. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!
How do you take it?
And how do you like your tea as well.
Cheeky!!! Just a bit of milk. Leave the bag in."
Sorry...I can't, I can't do that. Tea bag, water, teabag out and then milk... ill put the tea bag on a plate and what you do with it is your choice. |
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"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!
How do you take it?
And how do you like your tea as well.
Cheeky!!! Just a bit of milk. Leave the bag in.
Sorry...I can't, I can't do that. Tea bag, water, teabag out and then milk... ill put the tea bag on a plate and what you do with it is your choice. "
If you can’t do the tea bagging yourself, then just give me the milk separate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy."
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you? |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I’m driving tonight (mum taxi) so can I just have a cuppa tea. And none of you cheap tea bags!
How do you take it?
And how do you like your tea as well.
Cheeky!!! Just a bit of milk. Leave the bag in.
Sorry...I can't, I can't do that. Tea bag, water, teabag out and then milk... ill put the tea bag on a plate and what you do with it is your choice.
If you can’t do the tea bagging yourself, then just give me the milk separate. "
I could but its not milk you'd get... |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy.
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you? "
It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy.
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?
It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door "
Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it  |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy.
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?
It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door
Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it "
I tend not to believe graffiti though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy.
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?
It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door
Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it
I tend not to believe graffiti though "
Some can be so phylusophicl tho.
I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.
I was stuck in there for hours. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy.
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?
It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door
Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it
I tend not to believe graffiti though
Some can be so phylusophicl tho.
I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.
I was stuck in there for hours. "
Lol... who won... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy.
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?
It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door
Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it
I tend not to believe graffiti though
Some can be so phylusophicl tho.
I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.
I was stuck in there for hours.
Lol... who won..."
I don't know yet I'm still playing |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy.
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?
It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door
Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it
I tend not to believe graffiti though
Some can be so phylusophicl tho.
I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.
I was stuck in there for hours.
Lol... who won...
I don't know yet I'm still playing "
Boasting are you
Ladies he can go for hours. |
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"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please
I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack
It should be with you now.x
Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila! "
Hmm I wouldn’t know what she is talking about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a balvienie doublewood on the rocks please.
And one for yourself also barman..
A very nice tipple...enjoy.
Oh I will. Hope you enjoy the one I sent to you?
It went down a treat...like regina according to the mens toilet.door
Is that what that was?? Unfortunately I was already having a good time so didn't feel the Need to call it
I tend not to believe graffiti though
Some can be so phylusophicl tho.
I once read on a wall on my left. Toilet tennis look right. Opposite wall read toilet tennis look left.
I was stuck in there for hours.
Lol... who won...
I don't know yet I'm still playing
Boasting are you
Ladies he can go for hours. "
only with the proper equipment  |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Ooooo yes I would love a cheeky drink please
I’m feeling a fancy drink so can I please have a fruity margarita and a drink for yourself barman Jack
It should be with you now.x
Watch out for that one Jack, she plies you with tequila!
Hmm I wouldn’t know what she is talking about "
Damn. I thought I was getting lucky tonight.  |
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"Can I have a pint of venom kind sir. Some cheeky lady earlier alluded to this being my drink of choice....never one to shy away from a challenge
Enjoy xx"
Well that was lovely. Pour me another please Mr Barman. Have one yourself this time. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Can I have a pint of venom kind sir. Some cheeky lady earlier alluded to this being my drink of choice....never one to shy away from a challenge
Enjoy xx
Well that was lovely. Pour me another please Mr Barman. Have one yourself this time."
I will..but not that. Pissing fluorescent green isn't healthy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked "
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain.... |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain...."
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out. "
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak... |
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over a year ago
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"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you.. "
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate. "
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big "
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation. "
Not in the context...haha.. |
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over a year ago
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"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation.
Not in the context...haha.."
What is the context u mention? |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation.
Not in the context...haha..
What is the context u mention? "
The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.  |
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over a year ago
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"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation.
Not in the context...haha..
What is the context u mention?
The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel. "
Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.
Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation.
Not in the context...haha..
What is the context u mention?
The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.
Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.
Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh. "
I'm a great ride and a shite laugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation.
Not in the context...haha..
What is the context u mention?
The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.
Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.
Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh.
I'm a great ride and a shite laugh. "
I have a needle that goes like a sewing machine.
What a tag team we would be eh? |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation.
Not in the context...haha..
What is the context u mention?
The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.
Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.
Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh.
I'm a great ride and a shite laugh.
I have a needle that goes like a sewing machine.
What a tag team we would be eh? "
Is it a singer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pina colada if the bar is still open, just because I like getting caught in the rain
Me too... especially when nekked
Well if your not into yoga, if you have half a brain....
It's oh soo quiet.lol..I think me getting nekked chased them all away...it's a handy skill at chucking out time. you getting naked won't deter me. I'm bi. I may grab your penis if it's out.
Please don't... it's not my bag so to speak...
don't worry I won't. I'm not a sex offender. I require Consent. Was just having some banter
I know. So was I...BTW.. it would be difficult for you to grab unless you carry a giant magnifying glass and tweezers with you..
Considering i wear glasses and carry a swiss army knife. Thts not a good get out clause mate.
Hopenits one of the small pocket ones...or else it's waayyy too big
Small? Waayyy too big???
Both open to interpretation.
Not in the context...haha..
What is the context u mention?
The context being my small Penis...damn you got me to say it...you scoundrel.
Hey it don't make you a bad man. I feel your pain.
Allegedly I'm a shite ride but a great laugh.
I'm a great ride and a shite laugh.
I have a needle that goes like a sewing machine.
What a tag team we would be eh?
Is it a singer "
Depends on how d*unk i am. Not usually a karaoke man. |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.
Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?
It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it. "
Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack! |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.
Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?
It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.
Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!"
A good cup of tea is not all that I make. |
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.
Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?
It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.
Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!
A good cup of tea is not all that I make. "
Ooh, can I have a bacon roll as well? |
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"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.
Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?
It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.
Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!
A good cup of tea is not all that I make. "
You do make a fine cuppa though. The colour was spot on |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.
Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?
It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.
Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!
A good cup of tea is not all that I make.
Ooh, can I have a bacon roll as well? "
Of course... I do charge extra for cooking though. I'm a better cook than barman. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"Damn I missed the bar. Welcome back Jack.
Any chance of a morning cuppa instead?
It should be there...hot and wet.juat how I like y...i mean how you like it.
Perfect. Nice and strong with just the right amount of milk. Thanks Jack!
A good cup of tea is not all that I make.
You do make a fine cuppa though. The colour was spot on "
It's been perfected over many years. |
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
A round for whoever else is in just now.
And one for yourself dear barman.
Oh, and where's the toilet please?"
Hope you enjoyed your drink.
I was night shift..so kinda dead during the day.apologied for being a bad bar man...any ladies wanna spank me.
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By *ekked Jack OP Man
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"I could go a very strong coffee and a cold beer to quench this self inflicted thirst.
What kind of beer would you like?
Anything cold please. Apart from Tennents. "
I'd put budweiser and any brewdog along with tenants... |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
In the west. |
"I could go a very strong coffee and a cold beer to quench this self inflicted thirst.
What kind of beer would you like?
Anything cold please. Apart from Tennents.
I'd put budweiser and any brewdog along with tenants... "
Deal.  |
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