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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be? |
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"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be? "
No, it's definitely true 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?
No, it's definitely true
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In that case you should be able to see mine from outer space.
And ye cannae.
Never trust a man with a full nutsack. |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?
No, it's definitely true
In that case you should be able to see mine from outer space.
And ye cannae.
Never trust a man with a full nutsack."
He must drink too much coffee and not enough milk.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The vaccines will stop you getting covid.
Biggest lie since the invention of Jesus."
You want everyone to believe that? Cos you seem like you maybe don't believe it yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The vaccines will stop you getting covid.
Biggest lie since the invention of Jesus.
You want everyone to believe that? Cos you seem like you maybe don't believe it yourself. "
Also no one ever said it would stop you getting it, it would just make it less severe if you did  |
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"The vaccines will stop you getting covid.
Biggest lie since the invention of Jesus.
You want everyone to believe that? Cos you seem like you maybe don't believe it yourself.
Also no one ever said it would stop you getting it, it would just make it less severe if you did "
This  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?
No, it's definitely true
In that case you should be able to see mine from outer space.
And ye cannae.
Never trust a man with a full nutsack."
That's because yours are in the bedside drawer. |
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"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be?
No, it's definitely true
In that case you should be able to see mine from outer space.
And ye cannae.
Never trust a man with a full nutsack."
Maybe you need to swish it around like mouthwash instead of just swallowing.
Or have a special Bj toothbrush tae rub it in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Friday club, every woman in a commited relationship takes it up the arse on a Friday night - I don't care if we're in the middle of a movie, it's the rules!!!
Gentlemen first!"
You won't find many gentlemen in here. |
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"Friday club, every woman in a commited relationship takes it up the arse on a Friday night - I don't care if we're in the middle of a movie, it's the rules!!!
Gentlemen first!
You won't find many gentlemen in here."
I was trying to keep it polite. Nae naughty step for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just got told the best way to whiten teeth is with semen. I'm pretty sure it's a lie but it got me thinking if you could tell one lie and everyone would believe it what would it be? "
Time to change your dentist |
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