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By *enLucy OP Couple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Rummaging in *my drawer*. Mum's *special drawer* searching for my fucking battery pack.
Something starts rumbling. I can't find it. I start emptying the drawer, looking for the rogue battery-powered buzzing toy which WON'T FUCKING STOP.
16 year old daughter enters room. Takes in the scene.
She turns on heel SO FAST with an "Okay, bye"
Am dying. And cackling. And dying XD
FML  |
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over a year ago
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It's even worse when you've just packed bags for a hotel meet and it starts buzzing away just as you put the bag down to say bye, whilst the kids and mother in law are stood in front of you
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This happened to a friend of mine who had one in her beside drawer.
She’s deaf so didn’t know it was buzzing in her drawer until her son came in asking her what was the buzzing noise coming from her room .
None of them could work out where the buzzing was coming from until the son realised it was the bedside drawer she never moved so fast as her son approached the drawer to inspect the buzzing .
Think it was safe to say he worked out exactly what it was and left the room red faced as much as his mum was lol .
The poor toy ended up in the bin after that sadly lol  |
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Before I could drive I did parties for Ann Summers and had to take my stuff on the bus.
After one party I was quite tired so just chucked everything in the bag. Of course, halfway through the bus journey I realise heads are turning my way - one of the vibrators had switched on so I had to go through the bag to find out which one and switch it off.
Lucky I'm not easily embarrassed, eh... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rummaging in *my drawer*. Mum's *special drawer* searching for my fucking battery pack.
Something starts rumbling. I can't find it. I start emptying the drawer, looking for the rogue battery-powered buzzing toy which WON'T FUCKING STOP.
16 year old daughter enters room. Takes in the scene.
She turns on heel SO FAST with an "Okay, bye"
Am dying. And cackling. And dying XD
FML "
Absolutely brilliant... Fantastic timing |
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By *enLucy OP Couple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I was watching my friend's kids at her house and they came down with her rabbit, turned on, buzzing and thrusting and asked me what it was. "
Lmfao
This is why we need locks on doors!! XD |
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"Things we have learned. Don't go into your special drawer when there is children in the house "
Have another free life lesson, when you let yourself into your geriatric parents house, shout from the hall "hiya, its only me" then give them time to turn off the porn and get dressed before entering their living room.
Your brain will thank you for avoiding that sight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rummaging in *my drawer*. Mum's *special drawer* searching for my fucking battery pack.
Something starts rumbling. I can't find it. I start emptying the drawer, looking for the rogue battery-powered buzzing toy which WON'T FUCKING STOP.
16 year old daughter enters room. Takes in the scene.
She turns on heel SO FAST with an "Okay, bye"
Am dying. And cackling. And dying XD
FML "
I know my oldest knicked my lube his gf was there at the time. |
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By *enLucy OP Couple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I put my glass dildo in the fridge to keep it cool, was asked the next day by my 17yr old son to please keep it elsewhere gave him a fright looking for a mid night snack "
Emotional Damage |
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"I put my glass dildo in the fridge to keep it cool, was asked the next day by my 17yr old son to please keep it elsewhere gave him a fright looking for a mid night snack "
Holly shit.. i think this just won |
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