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over a year ago
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My pet hate.
Who wants to rim a furry balloon knot?
Why do women shave their bush but neglect the brown eye?
There's nothing worse than pumping her doggy only to look down and see Mustafa winking back at me.
It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!
Do other ladies leave their tea towel holder hairy? And why?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shut your eyes and think of Ena Sharples to make you last longer than your usual 30 seconds .  "
I would be quite happy if I came after 30 seconds, no point in prolonging the experience. |
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"Mustafa...
Mine is more Bob Marley to be fair....
"Exodus! oh, yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah"
I can imagine yours with a big joint sticking out of it. "
You sure it's not your cold, maggot-like, flappy four-skinner sticking into it that you're imagining? |
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"Mustafa...
Mine is more Bob Marley to be fair....
"Exodus! oh, yea-ea-ea-ea-ea-ea-eah"
I can imagine yours with a big joint sticking out of it.
You sure it's not your cold, maggot-like, flappy four-skinner sticking into it that you're imagining?"
That's for later. |
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"My pet hate.
Who wants to rim a furry balloon knot?
Why do women shave their bush but neglect the brown eye?
There's nothing worse than pumping her doggy only to look down and see Mustafa winking back at me.
It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!
Do other ladies leave their tea towel holder hairy? And why?
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It's a faff and regrowth is a bitch lol.
Do you shave all your pubes off for a meet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My pet hate.
Who wants to rim a furry balloon knot?
Why do women shave their bush but neglect the brown eye?
There's nothing worse than pumping her doggy only to look down and see Mustafa winking back at me.
It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!
Do other ladies leave their tea towel holder hairy? And why?
It's a faff and regrowth is a bitch lol.
Do you shave all your pubes off for a meet?"
If it was a requirement, then I would. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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It's gotten so bad now I take my glasses off to ride her!
 brilliant."
You've not seen her. She's kinda hard to describe but one things for sure, she's definitely a close relatives of the Gruffalo. |
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