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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got to be the presents you get as a kid that thing you were always absolutely buzzing for like a playstation or a guitar.
As an adult best presents have always been surprise trips away and the filth that's then ensued |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, it's my birthday this week....  
What was your best ever present and why?
If I remember you were after some cocoa butter. When is that fab 47 changing to fab 48? I've been looking out for it. "
It's the wrong birthday on here...won't show as 48 for a while.
My birthday is Wednesday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators  thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me 
Bzzzzzzz "
Very happy birthday when it comes and hope you are spoiled |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me "
I think I’ve bought 4 or 5 of them over the last few years as gifts. Never fail to make a woman smile.
For me, best was a barbute helmet. I’m a geek. Not apologising. (Or maybe it was the Spartan one). |
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"So, it's my birthday this week....
What was your best ever present and why?
If I remember you were after some cocoa butter. When is that fab 47 changing to fab 48? I've been looking out for it.
It's the wrong birthday on here...won't show as 48 for a while.
My birthday is Wednesday."
That's a coincidence. I've just ordered an alternator belt off ebay and its due to be delivered on Wednesday. That would be a decent present if it arrives on time. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me
Bzzzzzzz
Very happy birthday when it comes and hope you are spoiled "
Yeah. Happy Birthday gorgeous Muff. I’d spoil you too but I’m only free tomorrow and Thursday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Happy Birthday when it comes Miss Muff 
My best ever present was driving lessons. Still not passed though  in my defence I started not long before lockdown and have never bothered to find a new instructor. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My dog … I wanted one for 20 years and he kept saying no so I got a huge surprise "
Awwww.
I'd love a dog...or another wee moggy. But my cat wouldn't be having any of that. |
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Best present I got when younger was this desk set easel with pens etc; having lots of siblings meant having something that was solely mine was special.
Even now, buying a new book is a birthday treat.
Ian has bought me a pair of Bluetooth wireless headphones which might not seem much but I wear hearing aids and my hearing went on one side; so gave up listening to music until he got me these. Best thing ever (so far!)
Millie |
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"Follow up. Best birthday present I ever bought was an 18 hand beauty of a horse that my ex had ridden and loved already. She sent him back. "
That’s such a shame. Love horses; plus 18 hands is pretty tall! I used to ride an ex police horse called Autumn who was tall but needed encouragement to get moving now she’d retired! |
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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago
outside your bedroom window ;-) |
It's a draw between football boots when I was about 7 years old...mouldies but addidas.
Or
The album More Specials when I was 14 and the delights of Man at C&A.
Aye work them two paragraphs out young people..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, it's my birthday this week....
What was your best ever present and why?
You haven’t had yours yet  hahaha"
Loads of daft wee things but best one in recent years was probably the family holiday we had with my folks for my 40th. My wee Dad treated us all. Lots of lovely memories made. Can't think of an actual physical gift that springs to mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me
I think I’ve bought 4 or 5 of them over the last few years as gifts. Never fail to make a woman smile.
For me, best was a barbute helmet. I’m a geek. Not apologising. (Or maybe it was the Spartan one). "
They are the best! Anything I can take in the bath is a winner with me |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me
I think I’ve bought 4 or 5 of them over the last few years as gifts. Never fail to make a woman smile.
For me, best was a barbute helmet. I’m a geek. Not apologising. (Or maybe it was the Spartan one).
They are the best! Anything I can take in the bath is a winner with me "
You’re not talking about the steel or brass helmets are you? Just checking.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My best present was bought by me for me and it was one of those fancy womaniser vibrators thing is amazing though. Happy 40th to me
I think I’ve bought 4 or 5 of them over the last few years as gifts. Never fail to make a woman smile.
For me, best was a barbute helmet. I’m a geek. Not apologising. (Or maybe it was the Spartan one).
They are the best! Anything I can take in the bath is a winner with me
You’re not talking about the steel or brass helmets are you? Just checking. "
.... I mean I imagine they might be waterproof!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mine was literally just this month.
For my 40th the wife got me tickets for the British GP at Silverstone which included paddock club hospitality for the Friday. Honestly one of the greatest weekends of my life. Can't see how I can possibly match this to return the favour for her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, it's my birthday this week....
What was your best ever present and why?
If I remember you were after some cocoa butter. When is that fab 47 changing to fab 48? I've been looking out for it.
It's the wrong birthday on here...won't show as 48 for a while.
My birthday is Wednesday."
Happy birthday miss muff , hope its been a great one for ye xx |
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By *nverMan
over a year ago
....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun |
Happy Birthday Muff!! xxxx
Anyway, my best ever present was my Black Lab, got him as a pup for Xmas, and he was my spoilt wee baby boy and bestest buddy for 13.5 years. Absolutely broke my heart when he died.
He was all the more special, because I always wanted a Lab, as a kid/teenager/20something, and wasn't able to have one.
I grew up as an Army Brat, all over the world, and also served for a bit myself. So, I wasn't able to have a dog moving around.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be "
If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be
If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole? "
Yes.
And no mega pint, removal of spectacles or bags over head were required. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be
If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole?
Yes.
And no mega pint, removal of spectacles or bags over head were required."
I would like to here the victims take on that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be
If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole?
Yes.
And no mega pint, removal of spectacles or bags over head were required.
I would like to here the victims take on that. "
That's unlikely to happen.
I take my shagging tips from the female preying mantis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a lovely day. Thanks for the birthday wishes. Wined, dined....and might manage a 68 1/2 tonight....no as flexible as I used to be
If no one else is going to ask then I will. Did you get yer hole?
Yes.
And no mega pint, removal of spectacles or bags over head were required.
I would like to here the victims take on that.
That's unlikely to happen.
I take my shagging tips from the female preying mantis "
Apologies, typo. Hear, not here. |
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Happy belated birthday Miss Muff
Best presents I've had are the ones the kids have made or if they make me tea or breakfast on my birthday. I'm easy pleased. Not really one for material things. Weekends/overnights away or meals out as gifts are much appreciated |
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