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New year dance with my mums friend and i had fancied her for years and i could not help it but have a hard cock. i am sure she knew as she would brush against it as we dance slow.what is your awkward moment. |
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"New year dance with my mums friend and i had fancied her for years and i could not help it but have a hard cock. i am sure she knew as she would brush against it as we dance slow.what is your awkward moment."
Watching you slow dance. |
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"New year dance with my mums friend and i had fancied her for years and i could not help it but have a hard cock. i am sure she knew as she would brush against it as we dance slow.what is your awkward moment.
Watching you slow dance."
oh was i that bad lol |
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"Female doctor inspected my armpits and groin for signs of potential cancerous lumps.....no issue with her touching my armpits but when she touched my groin...instant hardon.....  "
how did that go down lol |
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"New year dance with my mums friend and i had fancied her for years and i could not help it but have a hard cock. i am sure she knew as she would brush against it as we dance slow.what is your awkward moment."
Yeah, your mums friend probably went home and spent an hour with her favourite dildo after feeling your hard on. Is that how your fantasy finished??? |
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"New year dance with my mums friend and i had fancied her for years and i could not help it but have a hard cock. i am sure she knew as she would brush against it as we dance slow.what is your awkward moment.
Yeah, your mums friend probably went home and spent an hour with her favourite dildo after feeling your hard on. Is that how your fantasy finished???"
well i did end up having her many times later
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By *assy69Man
over a year ago
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Worked at a residential school, the school nurse worked part time, didn’t have much to do with her until I needed some injections in my back at the hospital. She was the theatre nurse dealing with me, all was going ok until she asked me to strip down to my underpants |
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I am on TRT- testosterone replacement for life and get testosterone injections every 8 weeks
The first 2 weeks after can be very difficult/testing as you get many unexpected, unwanted erections.
The most recent was when I was standing in a Tesco check out queue, I had all shopping on the belt waiting to go through and got an erection that was obvious to all as I had jogging bottoms on.
I quickly packed shopping, paid and got out quickly.
Was still rock solid driving all way home.
One downside of being on TRT medication |
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In the local swimming pool when the cute life guard with a spectacular figure came walking in to start her shift . Feeew she was definitely teasing the guys with that swagger. |
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"Female doctor inspected my armpits and groin for signs of potential cancerous lumps.....no issue with her touching my armpits but when she touched my groin...instant hardon..... how did that go down lol"
It didn't go down... |
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In a bar, the lady I was chatting to flashed her panties to me to prove she was wearing matching underwear!
Well, my reaction was instant and hard to hide, certainly made leaving the bar interesting, with my clearly visible level of excitement on display through my tight suit trousers... |
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Few times .. in pe class with tight shorts . Boys only school . !!
Also after a pumping session out on bike with Lycra shorts and neighbour and wife stopped to chat and my inflated cock was hanging down leg of tight cycle shorts. |
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Getting my legs massaged by a Physio.
I was mortified, but she laughed it off saying it happens a lot more than I thought. Not gonna lie it stuck around much longer than I was expecting. It promptly disappeared when she got to my IT Band |
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"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard"
It’s difficult to aim with at 3am that’s for sure |
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"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard
It’s difficult to aim with at 3am that’s for sure "
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"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard
It’s difficult to aim with at 3am that’s for sure would love to cock and load hat weapon"
No weapons allowed on fab  |
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"It was pretty awkward at 3am when I needed a piss. Contemplated the hand stand position for a second that is a mighty cock to try and hide when hard
It’s difficult to aim with at 3am that’s for sure would love to cock and load hat weapon
No weapons allowed on fab "
. well then it is a monster cock |
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"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them  ,,, you ever do extras "
Not when in the practise as I would lose my income and face a lot of serious consequences, but when I’ve done home visits I’ve helped a few ladies who have had a request or two |
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"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them ,,, you ever do extras "
Thats exactly what I was wondring haha. Where abouts are you and are you legit |
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"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them ,,, you ever do extras
Thats exactly what I was wondring haha. Where abouts are you and are you legit"
I’m up at Westfield Village in Cumbernauld and yes, I’m very legit unfortunately. Pay my taxes and everything |
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"I massage males and females for a profession, it would be easier pointing out the guys who haven’t had a hard on when massaging them ,,, you ever do extras
Thats exactly what I was wondring haha. Where abouts are you and are you legitnever had a male massage me and i guess i would get hard
I’m up at Westfield Village in Cumbernauld and yes, I’m very legit unfortunately. Pay my taxes and everything "
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I had a Hardon during an eye appointment not long ago. The doctor was gorgeous, chatty and almost flirty. That borderline between just friendly and flirty.
She touched my knee at the end of the examination to say ‘ok you can sit back now’ and that was it. Rock hard.
I was in jeans, so I hope it wasn’t obvious.
I had to try to discreetly adjust the goods when I stood up |
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"I had a Hardon during an eye appointment not long ago. The doctor was gorgeous, chatty and almost flirty. That borderline between just friendly and flirty.
She touched my knee at the end of the examination to say ‘ok you can sit back now’ and that was it. Rock hard.
I was in jeans, so I hope it wasn’t obvious. bet she noticed and got all wet herself
I had to try to discreetly adjust the goods when I stood up "
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Got a Thai massage one time (not the kind your thinking of) similar to what UFC fighters etc get before fights to get all knots etc out the muscles - sore as hell. Had to strip to boxers and put on these shorts she gave me as to not ruin underwear with the pil she used. Was the most painful, intense and best feeling rolled into one. At 1 point while grabbing the muscle in the arm pit I near cried  . After she finished I had to take the shorts off to give them back and revealed a raging hardon while standing in my boxers - quickly trying to get my jeans back on before she saw |
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