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Av goat an empty, what can I do?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So the Mrs has taken the kids out for the day and I have control of the hoose.
First thing I'm going to do to is go for a long relaxing shite.
Anyone with teenagers will understand the bathroom becomes a bit like Jerusalem, everyone wants it.
After my long relaxing shite I might even sit on my couch and watch some of my TV, it's been so long I'll probably need to read the manual again to see how it functions.
After that I might go for shite no.2, or I might just sit in the bathroom because I can.
It's actually crossed my mind several times to chain myself to the radiator like Terry Waite.
Fuck it I might even change the locks and do a sit in.
So if I find myself idle, what else should I get up too?
Shabba.
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"So the Mrs has taken the kids out for the day and I have control of the hoose.
First thing I'm going to do to is go for a long relaxing shite.
Anyone with teenagers will understand the bathroom becomes a bit like Jerusalem, everyone wants it.
After my long relaxing shite I might even sit on my couch and watch some of my TV, it's been so long I'll probably need to read the manual again to see how it functions.
After that I might go for shite no.2, or I might just sit in the bathroom because I can.
It's actually crossed my mind several times to chain myself to the radiator like Terry Waite.
Fuck it I might even change the locks and do a sit in.
So if I find myself idle, what else should I get up too?
Shabba.
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The peace in the loo thing has never been an issue for us, as we have two loos (Nope not posh) just the joys of having a mum who couldn't climb the stairs repeatedly through the day.
Having two was super helpful before I had my bowel cancer removal operation too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you considered having a wank ?
A pokey bum wank even, but remember to douche after your big satisfying shite  "
That's not really my thing, anyway I find a good shite feels a bit orgasmic anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So the Mrs has taken the kids out for the day and I have control of the hoose.
First thing I'm going to do to is go for a long relaxing shite.
Anyone with teenagers will understand the bathroom becomes a bit like Jerusalem, everyone wants it.
After my long relaxing shite I might even sit on my couch and watch some of my TV, it's been so long I'll probably need to read the manual again to see how it functions.
After that I might go for shite no.2, or I might just sit in the bathroom because I can.
It's actually crossed my mind several times to chain myself to the radiator like Terry Waite.
Fuck it I might even change the locks and do a sit in.
So if I find myself idle, what else should I get up too?
Shabba.
The peace in the loo thing has never been an issue for us, as we have two loos (Nope not posh) just the joys of having a mum who couldn't climb the stairs repeatedly through the day.
Having two was super helpful before I had my bowel cancer removal operation too."
2 toilets or less children is the way forward. |
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"Have you considered having a wank ?
A pokey bum wank even, but remember to douche after your big satisfying shite
That's not really my thing, anyway I find a good shite feels a bit orgasmic anyway."
Are you friends with Carlos? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you considered having a wank ?
A pokey bum wank even, but remember to douche after your big satisfying shite
That's not really my thing, anyway I find a good shite feels a bit orgasmic anyway.
Are you friends with Carlos?"
Eh no, why does he want to come to my empty and dae a shite? |
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