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"Where do I start lol
Boggin nails
Cock pics
Messy backgrounds
Halitosis teeth
Crude messages or profiles
That’s just for starters lol
What's for seconds? 
Cheesy knob "
Eeeww that goes without saying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being talked to like they've known me all my days..
"Hi babez"
"Aw right sexy the hings ad dae to you"
"A could make you feel stuff yev never felt afore"
"Would you drop to your knees when I walk in the door like a good wee slut"
No deal! It's even making me cringe writing it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On here for some reason it turns me off when people say they're discreet and/or hygienic like those aren't things you should just expect from everyone. I don't know why it bugs me so much, it just does.
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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago
Shangri-la |
Arrogance
The use of babes/hun/honey/gorgeous etc in a message
Unsolicited dick pics
Cock over a toilet pics
Action shots on a single profile
"I don't bite unless you want me to" or similarly cringy statements on a profile or in a message
The use of the word 'naughty'
Overpowering aftershave
Body odour/bad breath
I could go on...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teeth like a piano keyboard.
Smokey smelling clothes.
Loads of bareback verifications.
The willingness to fuck anything with a pulse.
The need to put 'if you like my pic you can fuck me' just to get the ratings.
Maybe I just fussy or have OCD I don't know lol |
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Pix where girls hold their flaps open... Not sure why they think I would want to see their insides 
Arrogance.
Profiles with a million rules that if I don't folliw I'm not getting my msg open
There's a few others but that's enough moaning for now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On profiles, extreme negativity.
In photos & videos, people who take themselves way to seriously and are trying too hard to look sexy. I think women are worse for this on Fab.
Pics where the person's body is covered in degrading language. Realise this is a big kink for some but I think it looks horrible.
Pics over a lavvie bowl that looks like something from the middle ages.
In person, people coming on too strong. Has me running for the hills. |
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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago
Paisley |
Photos of gaping Anatomical areas that look like a burst couch.
Stating that your body type is athletic on your profile & it’s obviously not!
Messages that start with ‘how’s you?’.
Messy backgrounds in photos are a tell tale sign that you’re a clatty & unhygienic individual. |
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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?
Gotta smell good. Or it's a nope. That's why a social meet is helpful...
Armani Code  "
I met a guy at a social recently who smelled SO DAMN GOOD. It really, really turned my head. Then I saw the rest... mmm  |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Where do I start lol
Boggin nails
Cock pics
Messy backgrounds
Halitosis teeth
Crude messages or profiles
That’s just for starters lol
What's for seconds?
Cheesy knob "
Would you cave in for a Brie, Camembert or, god forbid, a Stilton? Cock fondue could be a thing. |
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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline. "
I'm silently correcting everyone's grammar. It's an affliction |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline.
I'm silently correcting everyone's grammar. It's an affliction "
Surely you mean a predilection  |
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Usernames (eg. anything that contains "daddy", "cunt", or some sort of reference to 50 shades which in my opinion is a load of over romantasised boring bollocks).
One line messages that come in several times per day and really don't spark a reply.
Messages from people who clearly haven't read the profile.
Explicit pics attached to a message.
Overly eager pleasers, especially the ones that want nothing else but lick my vagina all day and I will NEVER experience oral pleasure like that with anyone else ever again. |
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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago
Stirling |
The expression ‘heavy cummer’
Inability to have banter
Boxers that were once white but are now grey
Proclaims to make you squirt by pressing some sort of magical button with there spindle like fingers - boak!
Arrogance/entitlement/or just being a total knob!
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By *enLucyCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline.
I'm silently correcting everyone's grammar. It's an affliction
Surely you mean a predilection "
No. Continually seeing the mistakes in other people's writing is a curse to bear.
Though I do have a predilection for intelligent people. Move along, now...
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"One turn off for me, careless spelling mistakes on a profile, especially when they can’t be bothered to spell their location correctly or mess up their tagline.
I'm silently correcting everyone's grammar. It's an affliction
Surely you mean a predilection
No. Continually seeing the mistakes in other people's writing is a curse to bear.
Though I do have a predilection for intelligent people. Move along, now...
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Fair enough. I only know a few big words. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"what is an instant turn off /cold shower to you?
Mess in the background of any pics
It doesn't take much effort to clean up before posing for photographs. "
Oh God yes, this! And socks still on. |
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By *nverMan
over a year ago
....down the Rabbit Hole with a shotgun |
Pictures of folk shagging with socks on. Boak!!!!
Dirty untidy houses, see it in loads of pictures. Makes my skin crawl
Also, my balls being sucked. Instantly lose my hardon.
Never gotten why it happens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Majority of females pix are ass tits or pussy...but when avma sends a cock pic they offended..
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Maybe their ass, tits and pussy look better than your shroom. |
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"Majority of females pix are ass tits or pussy...but when avma sends a cock pic they offended..
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But are they sending them to you. Perhaps you sending them without consent is where the offence lies. Or maybe you have a boggin cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For me M is not nice teeth, if she can't look after her nashers, it's ain't getting near my bits.
For Mrs, usually someone too hairy or passed. Usually find bloke too d*unk in clubs an instant no. |
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Straight, looking for F only, but message looking to meet... get to fuck
Some even take it a stage further and send a cut and paste if veris from all the Tgirls they've met but choose to not display, as a symbol of how genuine they are - so genuine you hide the veri's... fucking bolt ya rocket.
Arseholes pretending to be a couple, or genuine couple but males looking to play away without Fem knowing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bad breath or body odour
Bad teeth
Chavvy speak
Dressing like a ned
Using phrases like 'pumping' and 'your hole' - makes my cervix climb up into my ribcage in self defence"
That must be quite limiting in Dundee. |
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"Bad breath or body odour
Bad teeth
Chavvy speak
Dressing like a ned
Using phrases like 'pumping' and 'your hole' - makes my cervix climb up into my ribcage in self defence
That must be quite limiting in Dundee. "
No more than Glasgow, or Edinburgh or any city in fact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Close up shots of some old dragons kebab.
Define old?
Asking for a kebab "
Anything older than 50. I don't like hairy unkept kebabs. But yours is lovely from what I can tell from the photos you've sent me. |
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"People who don't shower before a meet
Exactly, iv had 1 in particular bad experience and had to ask him to leave"
Hygiene is a basic, if they can't shower before the meet just imagine the smegma!! |
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Manky underwear
Dirty finger nails
Messy background
Unprotected sex pics
Basic/no info on profile - and have a status ridiculing guys for not being imaginative in their 1st message at least give us a little bit about yourself or at least something to initiate a conversation.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baws that wouldnae look outta place on a womble,..
Someone's lavy that looks like it could give you dysentery by just looking at it , ..
Toe nails that look like their being broken in for a hobbit ,..
The use of the words daddy, mummy and yummy . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Baws that wouldnae look outta place on a womble,..
Someone's lavy that looks like it could give you dysentery by just looking at it , ..
Toe nails that look like their being broken in for a hobbit ,..
The use of the words daddy, mummy and yummy ."
Womble baws... ...I'm stealing that! |
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"People who don't shower before a meet
That is horrific.
At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk."
At what point do you find out after time? I found out at a very akward and inconvenient time  |
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"People who don't shower before a meet
That is horrific.
At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk.
At what point do you find out after time? I found out at a very akward and inconvenient time "
Oh sorry to hear that. Thank god for the hot wash setting on the washing machine is all i can say.
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"People who don't shower before a meet
That is horrific.
At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk.
At what point do you find out after time? I found out at a very akward and inconvenient time
Oh sorry to hear that. Thank god for the hot wash setting on the washing machine is all i can say.
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do you wash your balls in there?? |
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"People who don't shower before a meet
That is horrific.
At least yu found out in time. A wet patch you can deal with but not one with a brown mohawk.
At what point do you find out after time? I found out at a very akward and inconvenient time
Oh sorry to hear that. Thank god for the hot wash setting on the washing machine is all i can say.
do you wash your balls in there?? "
Low temperature and not too fast a spin. Oh and do not tumble dry. Its bad for the planet.
Thats the way i roll
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