"Haha ah love abit of outdoor fun. Just deal with the bites afterwards lol"
I'm more than happy to rub you all over with midge repellent and take you in to the wilderness.
Outdoor fun is so exciting |
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"It's the ticks in the grass that scare me"
Yeah fuck that one of the boys got a tic under his foreskin when we went camping as kids although my uncle didn’t make things better by terrifying us all pulling a machete saying he was going to have to chop it off lol
In the end a slightly more mature adult took him off to a quiet wee corner with tweezers and vodka to get the wee bugger out but then made the joke the tic was bigger than his Willy !! Yup he never lived that down |
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"It's the ticks in the grass that scare me
Yeah fuck that one of the boys got a tic under his foreskin when we went camping as kids although my uncle didn’t make things better by terrifying us all pulling a machete saying he was going to have to chop it off lol
In the end a slightly more mature adult took him off to a quiet wee corner with tweezers and vodka to get the wee bugger out but then made the joke the tic was bigger than his Willy !! Yup he never lived that down "
Poor boy.
You sure it wasn't a cock roach though? |
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"Midges, keds, clegs and not forgetting the occassionaly police with nothing else to do, but ruin your evening.
Its enough to put you off, almost  "
When I was with my ex we got caught soooo many times off the police in the back of the car only once though was it embarrassing as it was my pals husband and I’d posted all over Bebo pics of my new car I’d collected that day ! So there was no denying it was me but tbh all they’ve done is sat shining the lights in the car and then drive off again |
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