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Dessert island what 3 items u take
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So u are washed ashore a desert island what 3 items do u have
If your boring u will prob say a flair gun or something
Me
Swiss army knife ( incase I find a horse we a stone in his shoe )
iPod gotta have tunes
Suntan lotion im Scottish and a smurf so I go blue White red and then scream "don't touch me !!!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make up
hair dryer
hair straightners ...Im a woman what can i say lol  "
Hope u watched a lot o John mcgyver to sort electricity
Balls I'm not any better once iPod battery dies balls  |
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"Make up
hair dryer
hair straightners ...Im a woman what can i say lol
Hope u watched a lot o John mcgyver to sort electricity
Balls I'm not any better once iPod battery dies balls "
Damn did i mention im a blonde too lol ...ermmm ok let me think
suntan lotion
A Hunk to apply it
And another hunk to satisfy my sexual cravings (and hope he brings comdnoms with him ) hehehehe  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lol
Condoms ???? Get the population up not is if he's gonna catch anything unless .......alexandro has started sleeping we pedro in a gay affair ....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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And I don't think I would take a lass there would be no escape from the ear bending cos after 2 days and lust goes u would start swimming to get away from them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What i would give for clear blue water and a White sandy beach....oooo wheres a lotto rollover when you need 1  "
Halfers ! That's now legally binding I'm told |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Internet
Sky tv
Lap top
How would you work them without power on a deserted island lol "
Don't help her ........ She has died from starvation 5 days max |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A car Door( so I can roll the window down when it gets hot)
A box of Tampax( cause its says on the box you can play tennis go swimming etc)
A Bendy wendy for maKing the tea ( she canna be any worse than me at cooking) .
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