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So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? |
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline?"
Very good again Muffy. I bet your smirking has turned into chuckles. Every dog has his day Mrs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline?
Very good again Muffy. I bet your smirking has turned into chuckles. Every dog has his day Mrs."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline?
Very good again Muffy. I bet your smirking has turned into chuckles. Every dog has his day Mrs.
Give a dog a bone and he's happy for a few hours "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline?"
Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life. "
(Considers offer. Looks at grout that needs cleaned).
Nah. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Give a man somewhere to bury his bone .....
And hes happy for life 
Yeah, well I'm not burying mine in Tarzan."
Bury?? Getting ahead of yourself there wee man |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
(Considers offer. Looks at grout that needs cleaned).
Nah. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life. "
A minute!? Is that all? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all? "
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all? "
That minute includes me having a cigarette |
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind...."
A johnny? That would be a first for you Muffy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind...."
Then a couple of pumps and he's done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind....
A johnny? That would be a first for you Muffy."
Good Catholic girl....what can I say. The rhythm method has served me well up until now.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind....
A johnny? That would be a first for you Muffy.
Good Catholic girl....what can I say. The rhythm method has served me well up until now...."
And I'm 48 in 2 weeks so got about 3 eggs left. You feeling lucky punk? |
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind....
A johnny? That would be a first for you Muffy.
Good Catholic girl....what can I say. The rhythm method has served me well up until now....
And I'm 48 in 2 weeks so got about 3 eggs left. You feeling lucky punk? "
I'm feeling frightened now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind....
A johnny? That would be a first for you Muffy.
Good Catholic girl....what can I say. The rhythm method has served me well up until now....
And I'm 48 in 2 weeks so got about 3 eggs left. You feeling lucky punk?
I'm feeling frightened now. "
Be afraid, be very afraid! She'll eat you and spit you out |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind....
A johnny? That would be a first for you Muffy.
Good Catholic girl....what can I say. The rhythm method has served me well up until now....
And I'm 48 in 2 weeks so got about 3 eggs left. You feeling lucky punk?
I'm feeling frightened now. "
Why?
You only got 2 tadpoles left? |
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind....
A johnny? That would be a first for you Muffy.
Good Catholic girl....what can I say. The rhythm method has served me well up until now....
And I'm 48 in 2 weeks so got about 3 eggs left. You feeling lucky punk?
I'm feeling frightened now.
Why?
You only got 2 tadpoles left? "
I don't want be responsible for anymore stretch marks Muffy. I'll send you some cocoa butter cream for your birthday.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline? Tell you what mrs if you join us for a 3some I'd happily put up with John for the 30 seconds that he'd last before cumming then we hes left I'd give you the best minute of your life.
A minute!? Is that all?
Takes him 45 secs to get the Johnny on mind....
A johnny? That would be a first for you Muffy.
Good Catholic girl....what can I say. The rhythm method has served me well up until now....
And I'm 48 in 2 weeks so got about 3 eggs left. You feeling lucky punk?
I'm feeling frightened now.
Why?
You only got 2 tadpoles left?
I don't want be responsible for anymore stretch marks Muffy. I'll send you some cocoa butter cream for your birthday.
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Cheeky fkr. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Tarzan is definitely is the daddy out of both of them, its obvious!
Now the question is, will it be vaseline or swarfega, personally I would go for swarfega, I like the gritty bits |
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At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge |
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"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge "
Ego ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge "
He's 6 yrs younger though...more stamina and staying power. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge
He's 6 yrs younger though...more stamina and staying power. "
 wtf has that got to do with anything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge
He's 6 yrs younger though...more stamina and staying power. "
Put it to the test then and see who has more stamina and staying power |
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline?"
Ya crack me up! |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
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"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge
He's 6 yrs younger though...more stamina and staying power. Put it to the test then and see who has more stamina and staying power "
I'm not sure about stamina but ffs Tarzan you redeemed you're staying power in the scunnered post when ya were ready to bolt. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So we've all watched the forum romance flourish over recent weeks between Suffolk John and Tarzan.
Their teasing and flirtatious behaviour on recent posts would make a Love Island wannabe blush.
When they eventually get it on, as they inevitably will, who's going to be in calling the shots and who'll be bringing the Vaseline?
Ya crack me up! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge
He's 6 yrs younger though...more stamina and staying power. Put it to the test then and see who has more stamina and staying power
I'm not sure about stamina but ffs Tarzan you redeemed you're staying power in the scunnered post when ya were ready to bolt. "
Yeah m8 I got my hole so things are looking up now |
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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago
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"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge
He's 6 yrs younger though...more stamina and staying power. Put it to the test then and see who has more stamina and staying power
I'm not sure about stamina but ffs Tarzan you redeemed you're staying power in the scunnered post when ya were ready to bolt. Yeah m8 I got my hole so things are looking up now "
It must have been my phone sex with Jane that instigated it..Result..
You're welcome
If ya send me a message I will send ya a pic in what I do..I can't message ya because I've filtered fannies.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge
He's 6 yrs younger though...more stamina and staying power. Put it to the test then and see who has more stamina and staying power
I'm not sure about stamina but ffs Tarzan you redeemed you're staying power in the scunnered post when ya were ready to bolt. Yeah m8 I got my hole so things are looking up now
It must have been my phone sex with Jane that instigated it..Result..
You're welcome
If ya send me a message I will send ya a pic in what I do..I can't message ya because I've filtered fannies. "
Lol nah it was body to body contact and not with Jane , she's got the painters in this week
I tried messaging you but I'm blocked |
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By *ookie69Man
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Whistle Dixie |
"At 6ft 4 inches and 16 stones of solid muscle ofcourse I'm the daddy , shortarse John is 4 inches smaller than me and that's not his height I'm talking about
Ask KK and she'll tell you I'm huge
He's 6 yrs younger though...more stamina and staying power. Put it to the test then and see who has more stamina and staying power
I'm not sure about stamina but ffs Tarzan you redeemed you're staying power in the scunnered post when ya were ready to bolt. Yeah m8 I got my hole so things are looking up now
It must have been my phone sex with Jane that instigated it..Result..
You're welcome
If ya send me a message I will send ya a pic in what I do..I can't message ya because I've filtered fannies.
Lol nah it was body to body contact and not with Jane , she's got the painters in this week
I tried messaging you but I'm blocked "
Try that.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Give a man somewhere to bury his bone .....
And hes happy for life
Yeah, well I'm not burying mine in Tarzan.
That's decided who's taking the vaseline then"
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"Give a man somewhere to bury his bone .....
And hes happy for life
Yeah, well I'm not burying mine in Tarzan.
That's decided who's taking the vaseline then"
I'm an anal virgin and no one's going near my ass not even John |
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